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me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?
school system: worry not
school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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I am so done with you and your neck
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girls don’t like boys girls like 30k smut fics and grilled cheese
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today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
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“teenagers skip breakfast because they think it will help them lose weight” ACTUALLY NO THATS BULLSHIT TEENAGERS SKIP BREAKFAST SO THEY CAN MAKE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME WITHOUT WAKING UP AT 4 IN THE MORNING
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