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notice how it's "with mama" and not "with papa". even in a fake cutesy tumblr scenario, she took the fucking kids. <- what I imagine i'd be posting as a divorced dad on tumblr

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Just discovered the queue, this thing is amazing

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this is like the only time its appropriate to call eyes orbs. those thangs are quite honestly ponderable

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Ripley (my parrot) says "you're silly" a lot because I say it to him a lot. But he also participates in both sides of this exchange: "you're silly" "no YOU'RE silly" "we're silly." Lately he has just been cutting to the chase and thoughtfully remarking "we're silly" over breakfast.

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A man in Stockholm really took that last bit to heart.

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People talk about Elsa's "Let it Go" moment having killed the men of the Terror and the Erebus, but it goes farther than that. That same historically cold winter of 1846/1847 also caused so much snow that it led to an infamous American tragedy, as I learned when I read the nonfiction work The Indifferent Stars Above.

If Elsa killed the Terror and Erebus men, then she also doomed the Donner Party.

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Somebody ate a hole in the flour.

Any idea who it could be?

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say what u want about the manscaped ads I know they are shit, all of them but the “evil, sinister, malcontent, balls” one puts me into fucking hysterics actually

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lions are very mean and like jellyfish

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Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

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Musk finna kill this feature within 24 hrs when everything he posts gets downvoted into oblivion.

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