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just a little higher, my king!

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just a moment, please.

yqy can’t be diplomatic for even a second without a shidi coming in to ruin the moment

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I just think that 'animals are living intelligent creatures that have feelings and deserve to be respected' and 'when done properly farming is beneficial to both people and animals and there's nothing wrong with raising and killing animals for food, clothing, and other products' are concepts that very much can and should coexist

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two husbands annoying their boyfriend <3333

this was a full animation for TikTok but I’m too lazy to try and upload it here lmao

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NOTHING. Period

Nothing can stop ur manisfestations unless you let it.

Your emotions? They don't affect your manifestations.

Doubts? They don't affect them either.

So next time you're having a bad day or your head is filled with doubts,

persist

and keep on persisting, knowing that in the end, you will get what you desire.

You are a God pookie,

Act like one.

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fervently wishing I could opt out of lucid dreaming. just woke up after screaming "don't make me cut your throat to bide your tongue" at a sock puppet

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My favourite thing about Netflix mobile is that every so often it glitches and—

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obsessed with the idea of shang qinghua having an “author’s halo” but being completely unaware of it

like whenever shen qingqiu or anyone else asks him for something and he doesn’t know the actual answer he’ll just make up some bullshit on the spot and what do you know, that really turned out to be the right answer!!! he’s so lucky!!! but in reality the world is rewriting itself so it can never contradict the god who made it

and not only does the world bend to his whims, he’s also completely immune to death. he, luo binghe, shen qingqiu, and mobei-jun will be exploring some ruins filled with booby traps or something. lbh, sqq, and mbj will be fighting for their lives to get through the traps meanwhile shang qinghua just walks through while eating his melon seeds and the traps just narrowly miss hitting him like he’s a cartoon character, and then he turns around and sees his buddies all exhausted and wounded from the traps and he’s just like “huh??? what’s up w you guys haha you’re so clumsy”

sqq and lbh are furious that this dude holds the power of the universe in his hands and doesn’t realize it. mbj thinks it’s the sexiest thing ever

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shen yuan during the years binghe was in the abyss: ohh i’m going to die. i’m going to die so hard. why did i have to reincarnate as SHEN QINGQIU of all people?

airplane, nodding along: who would you have rather transmigrated into?

shen yuan: oh, one of binghe’s wives obviously

airplane: ??????

shen yuan: really it’s the only logical choice

airplane: ?????????????????

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Silly SVSSS AU/fic prompt when Shen Jiu is away on mission finds baby Shen Yuan and takes him back, Shen Yuan looks like his previous self similar to Shen Jiu but not identical. So everyone is convinced he is biologically Shen Jiu's child.

The peak lords find out and freak out...only instead of assuming that the child other parent is a concubine they think it's one of the other peak lords.

Shen Jiu: I found that brat on a mission he's not mine

Qi Qingqi: So you just happened to find a abandoned newborn who looks almost just like you while away on a nine month mission

Shen Jiu: Yes

Qi Qingqi:...

Just every single peak lord looking at all the others like 'Which one of you is the other parent?' just constantly looking between Shen Yuan and other peak lords trying to find similarities.

Shen Yuan terrified thinking all the peak lords are onto him when really they're just trying to figure out which of them gets to claim him as the other parent. (Also some of them really want to court Shen Jiu and are ready to propose... they're all been trying to court him for ages 1 look at Shen Jiu being all sweet with baby Shen Yuan and suddenly the wife beam KO'd all of them)

(Apart form Shang Qinghua who when people suspected him raise both hands like

SQH: NO WAY I DIDN'T HAVE SEX WITH HIM I COULDN'T HAVE I'M ENGAGED TO A DEMON...

Peak lords: Your what?

SQH:...oh fuck

Cue Shang Qinghua awkwardly asking Mobei Jun to pretend to be his fiancee please... Mobei Jun thinks his courting has finally worked)

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Ill post this au( inspired by tweet above) i started on my twt on Tumblr too

First part

more comic panels below

Second part

Third part

Fourth part

Shenanigans side extra

this is currently an ongoing series, if this does well here, I will continue posting these in bulk (～￣▽￣)～

feel free to ask me ab this au and give your suggestions!

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So you know how in Shen Yuan's plant body he looked like a mix of Shen Jiu and his old body? And one of the brothel ladies thought he was Shen Jiu before taking another look and saying oh nevermind

And then immediately afterwards she started singing regrets of chunshan?

Anyway since the brothel ladies never knew about the qi deviation and transmigration, they had no idea why Shen Qingqiu stopped visiting. So headcanon that they all thought the peak lord found true love and gave up on prostitutes. Then when they heard about Shen Qingqiu dying for his student and Binghe refusing to give back his corpse, they went ah. That's who

Brothel pipa player meeting Shen Yuan: ah you look like our old customer who turned gay and died. Let me sing the song rn

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Genderbent modern au

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Shishu you cheater >:'(

bingliu(shen) be upon ye

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AU/fic prompt where Shen Yuan does not pull off the ruse at all. All the peak lords look at him like 'no, nowhere enough contempt in that look that ain't Shen Jiu' but no one calls because while observing trying figure out possession they see his knowledge of things not just Shen Jiu BUT no one else should know like you are casually talking about a creature that for all we know has been extinct for millennia and casually mentioning about things going on no ones told.

All of collectively decide he's a god. (Apart from Shang Qinghua who hasn't noticed all this because he is doing ALL THE PAPERWORK while the other peak lords are in front of their WTF conspiracy board. He doesn't know what they're doing he doesn't care he just wants a nap.)

Just all peak lords sure Shen Jiu died and now there's a god in his body.

Luo Binghe of course hearing they're mutters and instantly being like 'yep makes perfect sense Shizun is perfect' and then turning to Meng Mo and being like 'how to I court a god?'

After Shang Qinghua and Shen Yuan meet other peak lords looking and listening in on them talking in ANOTHER LANGUAGE THEY HAVE NEVER HEARD AND NO RECORD OF and saying things that make no sense and are like 'both gods, that little shit was a god this whole time...I MADE A GOD THE BUDGETING?

Meanwhile Luo Binghe trying become demonic emperor and gain all the power like 'ok if I take over the entire world I think i should be able to start courting Shizun... maybe all 3 first? when I can start sending courting gifts to a god?'

Bonus Mobei Jun caught on right away there was something up with Shang Qinghua and quickly decided god and has an entire council of demons trying to figure out how to court a god... they have no basis for this. Can you bride nap a god? is that allowed? what courting gifts would even work? Mobei Jun has been beating him up because the council couldn't stop him doing something but since he hasn't been responding figure they need something else.

Just Shen Yuan and Shang Qinghua convinced they have fooled everyone just like 'don't be suspicious' while everyone else is like 'We've connected the dots... they're gods'

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Forgot about this but yqy wrangling his shidis

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I make memes now I guess