If I had your god in my hands I'd be dead tonight I had glorious plans
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commuting to the bit. yeah ill be there in about 40 minutes just keep stalling
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my fanart of what markiplier would look like if he existed only as a memory
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why does my mother suddenly fail kindergarten whenever she tries to do anything on the computer
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a new social services team dedicated to finding young men at risk of making a podcast or video essay and giving them an electric guitar instead
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YESSSS

Reblog to gain a flock of 25 chickens and piss off an HOA.
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me and my bf got a house!!!!! IM SO HAPPY!!!!
its perfect and blue with a giant yard on a quiet road right outside of town and the lady next door has chickens and ill get to be there with my future dog and cat AND my partner
im so happy and proud of myself WAAAAAA
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