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6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

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My 51 year old therapist mother LOVES Pokemon go

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i log into Tumblr. i reblog a funny little post. i block 274532452 porn bots. i leave.

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This has been bothering me

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hate to say it but the key to having things solved by big company customer service is you just gotta stretch the truth with them. or straight up lie. actually. was on the phone for 3 hours because they sent something to the wrong address and spoke to 10 different departments trying to figure out if anyone could go fucking get it and they're like "uhhh but can you go get it" bitch I'm 8 hours away by car, I don't live in the house where you sent it.

took a moment to think, called back and was just like. Hi. My package was stolen off the porch!!! Saw the cunt steal it myself!! Anyway can you please send new things to this other address for free since that's your policy for stolen goods thank you~☆ ! and it was immediately solved.

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Worst thing ever in the whole world is when a thunderstorm is forecasted and then it doesn’t storm. literally so rude I was excited for this all day.

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Why did English keep the German ‘stark’ as an intensifier but only for ‘naked’ and ‘raving mad’

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bad news. they put ed sheeran in pokemon and we’ve been trying to get him out but he’s stuck in there. he’s eating berries right off the tree like a wild man

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If he were really a "family guy" he wouldn't talk to his wife and children that way

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i haven’t stopped thinking about this since last night

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barbie official: we're gonna put all our movies on youtube for free!

youtube, still selling their movies: huh? what'd they say they were going to do?

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rolling up to x æ a-12's baby shower with a copy of Adult Children of Emotionally Immature Parents: How to Heal as an advance gift for the child

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your friend brett in 2003: “hey guys! ready for a deathmatch round in blood gulch?”

you and your two other friends who found a glowing crystal in the back of your house that gave you a prophetic glimpse into the future where the three of you live successful lives but only if brett dies following a series of finely-connected events that begin with him winning a round of deathmatch on blood gulch: “yeah brett you’re on”

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