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cats-thoughts · 17 hours
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anyway. onto better things
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I woke up and apparently the moon was gonna hit the earth, but everyone was like, really chill about it.
I talked to my mom and she said: “Yeah, the moon will hit the earth in about three months, you still have time to say goodbye to the people who you care about.“ 
I was like “damn”, and then I said: “How do you guys knew before me?” And my mom said: “Its because we watch the news and you don´t.”
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shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders
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Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again
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I love you “unlikeable” female characters I love you rude girls I love you mean women I love you girl interpretations of the “Asshole with a Heart of Gold” trope I love you women who get labeled Cold and Unfeeling I love you girls who lash out I love you women who lie I love you female characters who make people mad just by existing
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The funniest thing about also being in a non-mcyt fandom is seeing other writers who very clearly jumped ship from a specific subgenre of mcyt fic, and the virtual equivalent of making eye contact and nodding knowingly at each other
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Some person in a plague mask handed me this… very professional business card. Idk guys think this is legit?
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cooking my husband a delicious and nutricious breakfast consisting of lead pipes and
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All ships are toxic because dating isn't real
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another volunteer at the cat shelter was telling me that the trick to socializing feral kittens is not to look at them because "if you don't show them your eyes they don't feel threatened" and i couldn't help but think of angels interacting with humans in the same way
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The world has discovered that you are the fountain of youth. For every 1 hour someone spends with you 30 minutes get added to their life span. Unfortunately, you’re a hermit who just wants to stay at home by yourself.
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make a point to do something for your inner child today. you used to love drawing but haven’t had the time recently? doodle something, make some art. haven’t had your favorite flavor of ice cream in a while? treat yourself. do something that would make younger you happy. do something for your soul today
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Caves are weirder and more varied than you think
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i glance at my tumblr mutual reblogging from me again.. blushes and looks away..... my trasured mutual, you mysterious and charming being.....what are we? i hope... maybe someday, we could be something more... something like..discord friends
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things i’ll not call you a whore for:
sexual activity
how you dress
things i’ll call you a whore for:
stealing my food 
stealing my lemons
my cat likes you more than me
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