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Your boy mutuals make you look bad sometimes I want to block you

my boy mutuals are my pets and you will respect them in my house. i don’t kick your dog when i come over

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Hatsune Mouseku

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the eroticism of fucking her with your penis or whatever until she screams. sorry ive mever had sex before

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Sewing machines are like printers, they work perfectly fine until they start smelling your fear

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my cat somehow took hundreds of selfies on my phone when i was sleeping

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its crazy growing up and realizing how deranged everyone is and how many problems everyone has. in such mundane ways. your waiter at olive garden believes in q anon. the woman doing your x ray just moved in with a guy she met a week ago. your insurance agent is a hoarder. etc.

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*lights a cigar with a match and leans back in my plush leather chair, looking out through the blinds at the city. my fuckin city.*

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we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

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They're so cute (｢･ω･)｢

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marcille being the only one who doesn’t find senshi hot… i know what you are

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Not to be vague but not again please

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me: i wanna fuck a girl

sapphic positivity blogs: …..haha……don’t u mean u want to…..braid her hair…..while u guys do green tea eucalyptus volcanic ash mud masks and watch a disney movie…….while wearing very thick flannel pajamas…..that’s what u meant right

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