catsmacleod

[catsmacleod]

my brain has been

[catsmacleod]

the secret to organising any kind of trip with your friends is to become the benevolent dictator. do NOT wait for everyone to provide a consensus on things before you book anything. do it and then ask for feedback after. do not ask people what they would like to do just tell them what is happening and let them all nod along like the sheep they are. this is the ONLY way to coordinate a group of adults in their 20s/30s

[catsmacleod]

Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

[catsmacleod]

...are you crying?

Dimension 20 Cast Test Their Basic Culinary Skills

[catsmacleod]

On the surface Sterek looks like a classic hot mysterious bad boy x sweet little nerd ship but when you actually watch teen wolf it turns out that Derek is indeed a hot mysterious bad boy but Stiles is a smart mouthed asshole who is way more likely to commit violence than his hot bad boy boyfriend. Also he is a nerd.

[catsmacleod]

Any day now

[catsmacleod]

How I end every social interaction

[catsmacleod]

[catsmacleod]

Based on a true story

I only knew one way to tie things up.

[catsmacleod]

[catsmacleod]

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

[catsmacleod]

[catsmacleod]

[catsmacleod]

Oh!

[catsmacleod]

d20 heads, where do you rank "on a bus"?

[catsmacleod]

Do you not see why people believe astrology tho??

so i'm a custodian.

whenever someone does something cool like shit on the bathroom floor or get blood all over a toilet, i have to close the bathroom down by blocking the doorway with a CLOSED sign.

this sign is big and bright. it says CLOSED in four languages and has a do not enter symbol. it completely blocks the doorway. the only way to enter is to look directly at the sign and either move it or climb over it.

almost every single time i shut down a bathroom so i can suit up and clean a biohazard, someone will enter the bathroom with a dead-eyed, slack-jawed expression and try to wordlessly walk past me to use a stall.

and every single time, i have to block their path and say, "this bathroom is closed. there is one directly down the hall, marked by signs. please leave," and they either try to argue that THEY specifically should be allowed to use this one, as if they are god's most special little guy, or express shock even though they, again, had to contend with the CLOSED sign to enter.

often, i am standing there in the middle of cleaning up bodily fluids having to firmly repeat myself. they always leave angry or confused.

anyways, you clicked this button to send me an ask about astrology:

[catsmacleod]