catspar99
catspar99
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catspar99 · 58 minutes ago
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heart locket gif maker
minecraft advancement maker
minecraft logo font text generator w/assorted textures and pride flags
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FromSoftware image macro generator (elden ring Noun Verbed text)
image to 3d effect gif
vaporwave image generator
microsoft wordart maker (REALLY annoying to use on mobile)
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catspar99 · 5 hours ago
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catspar99 · 6 hours ago
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catspar99 · 3 days ago
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catspar99 · 3 days ago
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The original 'virgin vs chad' meme
I feel like everyone is sick of those stupid soyjack vs Chad "my opinion is good and based and correct, your opinion bad and wrong and stinky" memes by this point, as they're some of the lowest forms of current internet 'humor.' But precisely because those memes are so bad and also everywhere, I feel it's worth giving some credit to the fact that the original "The Virgin Walk / The Chad Stride" was actually a brilliant meme.
"The Virgin Walk" image showed up first, and it was standard 4chan stuff - which is to say, highly negative. Just a whole bunch of random small traits that people can have, bundled together in an accusatory way to try and make people insecure about them having "virgin" posture, by the kind of people who genuinely worries about being an "alpha male" (Or possibly pointing out their own flaws as a form of self-hatred, flip a coin when it comes to 4chan)
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And then, on another thread, someone made the Chad Stride edit to go along with it.
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It's a great piece of satire by how simple it is. Just by taking the traits listed in the original image, then inverting and exaggerating them, the result is an absurd caricature of a man who does not (and should not) exist. Through exaggeration, it demonstrates how the people who constantly worry about seeming 'Chad-like' are chasing after behaviour that is utterly unhinged and disconnected from reality.
I think this gif demonstrates it perfectly by putting it in motion:
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Virgin is a normal, if insecure dude. Chad is an absolute fucking maniac. (Not to mention all the references to violence in the image)
So, while it did degrade into those awful soyjak memes we all know and hate because that is the nature of the internet, I feel like it's worth remembering that in the original image that spawned this entire trend, you're supposed to laugh at Chad. You shouldn't want to be Chad, because he's the menace to society [ credit to the gif's creator: https://x.com/art_miguelito/status/1107313740033212417 ; thanks to @softwaring for linking it ]
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catspar99 · 3 days ago
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a feel like the new generation of fanfic readers NEED to understand that clicking on a fic (interaction) does nothing. ao3 has no algorithm. your private discord discussions of fic do not reach the authors. if you do not actively engage with writers they will stop posting. this isn’t social media this is community.
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catspar99 · 3 days ago
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During slavery, you worried that freeing slaves would cause prices to increase due to the loss of the slaves' labor.
Nowadays, you worry that freeing prisoners would cause prices to increase due to the loss of the prisoners' labor.
In other words, you want the government to implement something that keeps prices low.
If you think that's a legitimate function of the government, why not just prohibit corporations from profiting over a certain amount? Why not just tax rich people and provide those things for free?
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catspar99 · 3 days ago
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catspar99 · 3 days ago
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Honestly part of the problem with this obsession with only consuming unproblematic fiction is that people are less likely to acknowledge when something is harmful. If you so much as say hey this one joke in this one episode was offensive fans will write you an essay on why it wasn’t. Because they’ve created a world view where this is basically accusing them of being a bad person who has committed an unforgivable sin.
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catspar99 · 4 days ago
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its crazy that a lot of what we call 'video essays' these days are basically low budget documentaries on increasingly weird and niche topics. no network approval no tv budget just one guy with maybe a hired editor/writer and a couple of friends willing to read voice lines. and then they put it on youtube like its no big deal. insane.
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catspar99 · 4 days ago
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catspar99 · 5 days ago
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can anyone tell me the watch order for every movie ever so i can understand all references and homages
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catspar99 · 5 days ago
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just because someone is your favorite character doesnt mean theyd have the same moral alignment as you. wheatley from portal wouldnt say "my pronouns are he/him, thank you for asking!" hed say "what uhh. what does that mean. um. you mean the nouns im most "pro" at is that what youre saying? i like to think im pretty pro,, at all nouns really. umm lets see... apple, kazoo, bubble, happy, door, umm... cake. not too fond of cake really i think its alright but. not my Favorite. if it were up to me though id eat a whole cake in one sitting. if i were a human. not a human, clearly. also not sure if id, know what cake even tastes like. if i tried it. no tastebuds. no Mouth... no. hole. anywhere on my body. haha um,, well anyways id. id say im pretty Pro Nouns. dont see why anyone wouldnt be... what? you mean what i Go By? what do you. ohhhh. ummm. the male ones. the male pronouns. if i can remember what they are... definitely the ones for guys. manly men. like me. pretty sure im a man,,," and you need to accept this
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catspar99 · 5 days ago
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be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.
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catspar99 · 5 days ago
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"Yucky stuff" is the first line of defense for human rights against those who only tell you they want to get rid of the "yucky stuff".
You have to help people, even if their aesthetics or lifestyles give you "the ick" because their treatment is the bare minimum. Whatever you let happen to them will happen to you when they're gone.
Helping people who are being overlooked or targeted is just the right thing to do, but if you need a reason that directly impacts you, you need to know you will one day be "the yucky stuff" if you let the ones currently in that spot keep being hunted and excluded.
People, especially politicians, who want to "just get rid of the bad stuff" do not plan to stop at the bad stuff. They just know you won't support them if they admit gays and trans and intersex people are part of the "bad stuff" they want to remove.
Stop stigma,
Overcome ick.
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