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‼️ Breaking: Cloth mother and wire mother have been caught "lezzing out"

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One of the most frightening monsters in the Jewish imagination is the shayd, a shapeshifting demon that assumes the form of a living person. It can transform every part of its body except for its feet, which always retain their original form: a chicken’s claws. The Talmud includes a story about the king of the shaydim (a mountain-dwelling demon named Ashmedai) impersonating the king of the Jews (a castle-dwelling lady-lover named Solomon). The sages of the Sanhedrin determined the impostor’s true identity by asking his queens what the king’s feet looked like when he visited the harem. Their ominous answer: “He never takes off his shoes.” Nearly 2,000 years later, some claimed that Hitler refused to remove a certain pair of boots, especially in his last years, proof that he might have been a shayd. The Talmud explains elsewhere that the shayd’s natural enemy is flour, since the most common way to find out if shaydim are on the haunt is to spread some near the disturbed area. If the marks of chicken feet appear overnight, it means that shaydim are afoot and you better hoof it.

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i never posted this here but ya boy looks good in a suit

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hate when people assume that one lacks trauma when they point out issues in people's behavior, like have these people ever considered that they have lived through the exact shit they're complaining about and learned to better themselves? smh, folks just want to use their trauma to justify being asswipes instead of trying to better themselves

the world gets a lot easier when you learn to be wrong without getting pissed or doubling down. saying, ‘you’re right, that makes sense, I was misinformed, thanks for telling me’ instead of going to war over something your ego’s latched onto will save you time, energy, and the embarrassment of sounding like a whiny little bitch

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my wallpaper is patrick from this image

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I once chatted with a guy from Hawaii, we started talking about languages. I mentioned that while I've heard very little of it and hardly seen more of it written down, the Hawaiian language seems to have extremely similar balance of vocals and consonants as Finnish does, so it's actually pretty likely that there are some words that exist in both languages, but mean one thing in Hawaiian and a completely differen thing in Finnish - much like in Japanese.

He didn't find it plausible, so we agreed to disagree. Later on he mentioned that his name is [firstname] Kalani Kanaele, and when I told him what that translates to in Finnish, I had to spend like 20 more minutes trying to convince him that I'm actually not fucking with him.

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right after michael romance broke up they dropped frankie airo into the bong and smoked him. SAD. well theres other rhythm guitarists

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slayhoun lore

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we hurt andfor what why

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BLAH!!!!!!!!! SCARIES YOU!!!!

ID: Orange and white tabby meowing very big and scary

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Twitter: as a child you identified with curious George because he was a stand in for children like you, but as an adult you want to fuck the man in the yellow hat

Facebook: like if you remember curious George, comment for Jesus

Tumblr: I would’ve put curious George down

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you would do numbers on. calator🧮