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[catswithmustaches]

[catswithmustaches]

That is true, I am very distinguished.

[catswithmustaches]

Welcome to my cave

Wassup? It is me, the cat. I am the cat, and I also happen to have a splendorous mustache as well. I keep it well groomed, don't worry. Well, technically my hired Pamperer does that, she gets paid $3 an hour, so again don't worry.

You may call me Sm (Stupendous Mammal). I go by all pronouns, as I am above gender. Because I am a cat.

I am also above age, but if you MUST know, I am 84 in cat years. Because I am a cat.

If you're wondering how I am typing this, wonder no more. My professional Pamperer Ginger is currently typing this sentence. Say 'hi' Ginger. 

"Hi (please save me)" - Ginger

And my professional translator is recounting my meows into human words for poor Ginger who cannot speak cat. A true shame. She never knows when I want to go outside, but then again, I always find a way. The translator does not yet know I am going to pay him in dead rats. He'll be absolutely delighted.

What is this blog about? You may ask? Well, none of your business! I will post what I please, and you will be happy for it. If you expected daily photos from yours truly, be dissapointed. Modeling is a purrsuit I left in the dirt a long time ago...... no I will not go into detail. It's too painful...

This blog will consist of:

Cats

With mustaches

Cat ramblings

You may submit a cat with a mustache. You may ask me questions you have for cats as I am the best cat with all the answers.

Main blog shh: www.tumblr.com/smproject16