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hey im bad at self promo but: just uploaded the third chapter to the stupid sequel to the stupid fic where rio's a 40yo virgin

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Please universe let something super lesbian happen to me during pride month

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family portrait

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got me good with this whole email address thing. you make email account as child for one purpose neopets.com and now all this. bait and switch. not nice.

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Rio smiled thinly, no teeth. “Good afternoon. How will you waste my time today?”

“I’ll be quick. I am beguiled by your stern ways. I think we should get to know each other.”

>>> you made me feel / shiny and new by cowlesbian (@cattles-bians)

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The fourth try, Rio saw Agatha, like she had been expecting her, and pointed towards her desk. Agatha gestured at the ticket machine. Rio shook her head. Stern, very hot. “I receive an email when someone looks at my Linkedin profile.” Rio held her gaze, unblinking. “So you are Rio Vidal.” Agatha said – nonchalant, totally not mortified. What the fuck, Linkedin? “So it was you.” “Guilty.” Agatha winked. “l’ve been a bad girl.”

>>> you made me feel / shiny and new by cowlesbian (@cattles-bians)

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how do you feel about a fan making a poster edit for your 25!agatha/40!rio fic? (possibly using screencaps of kathryn from 'crossing jordan' & aubrey from 'spin me around') asking for a friend 👉👈

omg go for it! i would be so honoured

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#the lesbian gaze

AGATHA ALL ALONG 1.05 - Darkest Hour Wake Thy Power

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She let me hit it because I solved her riddles three

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how to express my love for lesbian nuns in ways that people don't misconstrue as support for the catholic church

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I hope everyone worked hard on having weirder fetishes today

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25yo agatha harkness 40yo rio vidal has one chapter of an epilogue (i guess it’s a sequel…) now if ur into that thing

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all roads lead to yuri. START WALKING

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*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document

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witches road psych rock posters. w all the gratuitous nudity expected of the genre