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ON MY DISCORD SERVER WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THE DREAM PICTURE AND STARTED TALKING ABOUT ALL OF THE MCYTERS COSPLAYING THEIR CHARACTERS

AND THIS CONVERSATION LEAD US TO A VERY, VERY DARK PLACE

BUT I HAVE TO SHARE THIS IS SO FUNNY

I SUFFERED LIKE 3 DIFFERENT COUGHING FITS WHILE THIS WAS HAPPENING SPARE SOME NOTES PLEASE

I AM LOSING MY SHIT

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just realised c!tubbo is the exact Mentally Ill Childhood Experience™ where you dont talk about your own mental health or problems so adults label you as "mature" or "an old soul" and think youre able to handle adult responsibilities. like wilbur (by association) put tubbo, a traumatized child soldier; a sixteen year old (or even younger because of time dialation) in charge of an entire fucking nation and everyone is acting as if the bad decisions hes made are because hes "turning into schlatt" and not because hes a fucking child.

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broke: bio family sbi, everyone acknowledges theyre family

woke: found family, phil has adopted everyone and theyre now fam

bespoke(?): the phil->wilbur->fundy family is bio, wilbur adopted tommy into the family as a sibling while he was alive, phil is currently trying to figure out how to adopt techno while techno vehemently denies any connection to them, and tommy tripped over tubbo after he jumped from captain sparklez and schlatts car to chase a bee, after which tommy dragged him home and asked phil if they could keep him

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Wilbur: There are no Floridians in the DreamSMP. Everyone is British.

Tubbo: Isn’t… isn’t Dream from Florida? And Ranboo, doesn’t he live in Florida?

Wilbur: No, no, he is British.

Tubbo:

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ranboo is the funniest bitch on this entire server

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if not family explain this

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sleepy boi family! I’m gonna keep doing more designs for the smp I just wanted to knock my favs outta the park first 

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The very same articles internet funnymen are posting screencaps from to make fun of England also talk about how thousands of lorry drivers are stuck in their vehicles for days, with little to no access to food, toilets, and washing facilities.

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having one of those executive function days where everything is too many steps

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Wanted to share this

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Synchronized sneak attack 

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you can't promote the idea that "consent can be revoked at any time" while also supporting sex that is bound by a contract. those are completely opposite beliefs.

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Smells like disappointment

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why does snowtyke sound like a very obscure slur

thinking about the verbal cruelty of snowmen in animal crossing when you don't roll the snowballs to the right proportions before assembling them

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the original sin and the four horsemen

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Trialogo series By Gonzalo Orquin will finally be shown in New York after the Vatican threatened to sue the artist at the showing in Rome

’An art gallery in Rome last year covered up the exhibition of photographs showing same-sex couples kissing in churches, following the legal threat by the Vatican.’

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non-binary lesbians thriving? enjoying their lives to the fullest? beautiful gorgeous amazing wonderful cool and absolutely what i love to see thanks