Previously "lane-and-random-shit". Call me Dizzy. She/her and they/them. 24, feeling 84.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text
This is the type of greed they talked about in the bible
651 notes
·
View notes
Text
can I come over and look at you like this
14K notes
·
View notes
Text
Can I film it disappearing inside of you?
5K notes
·
View notes
Text
TIP: Hold the Princess button to charge your Hmph!
4K notes
·
View notes
Text
Job interview tip: no matter how true it may be, "because i wanna make enough money to be a sugar mommy to a coterie of live-in NEET tgirl pets" is broadly not accepted as a good answer for "why do you want to work here?"
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
The classic. 30 story chapters later and she's still calling herself the Knight to Mei's princess.
77 notes
·
View notes
Text
lesbian brain got the better of me
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
anyone else here the chronically single friend all their dating friends turn to for relationship advice
81 notes
·
View notes