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can I sing with friends even????

With the captains illness some us boys on terror were wondering.. if there’s anything to look forward to? We could use a costume party, sir

Please? 🙏 we could have music and dancing and gay sex festivities? 😁 what say you cap?

Well considering we are near the holiday season, I think this is in fact a genius idea. We could all use a morale boost. (Thank you sir, I was desperately waiting for an excuse to do this)

I propose we hold a carnivale!

Extending from dusk today to early tomorrow. We’ve costumes stored in Erebus, additionally there is much cloth and canvas to go around. Spread the word men - find your inspiration.

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I just found out about this thing called drag race. Slay Queen? Bugger Victoria, if you insist.

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So true queen! xoxo 💕 though I wouldn’t mind something to look at~

Hey have you ever considered getting a tramp stamp idk lol maybe to hide any potential future stab wounds lol

iam perfectly safe, thank you.

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Because your captain fucking hates me or something, I'm giving you, the person he'd probably not want this information to go to despite being on his public tumblr, these screenshots of his weird almost psychosexual posts about the commander of the Erebus

He will probably get more angry at me, but I don't care at this point, he's stuck in the middle of nowhere on a boat and I'm at my house back in England so he can't do much

Well what do we have here?

Ooooooooooh Captain…..you’ve really done it now. I knew those binoculars were suspicious.

@franciscrozierofficial Do you know what date it is? It’s a Wednesday. We once shared a drink on a Wednesday. And look who has the dog shit in his hands now.

*Ahem*

Day Three of Woman Spotting

@sirjohnfranklin I have more information than just WOMEN this time Commander. This conspiracy goes deeper than we could have possibly imagined.

It seems I’m the only one you can trust <3 *bats eyelashes* power? power…? pls?

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do you care what gender your partners are or are you just hoping for anyone to fall in love with the rat you are?

I’ve been grappling with heterosexuality recently. It’s a very hard disease and I’m hoping to be cured soon…

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ah... yes. an officer i am indeed. er... come to the lieutenants' cabins. not the 1st lieutenant and not the 3rd lieutenant either.....

goodness. i really need to lay off the whiskey.

On my way rich boy~

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er... where does one go for this test drive? vroom vroom?

meet me in the shadowy part of the orlop if your able seaman ⚓️💦

if ur an officer hiiiii cutie tell me where ur cabins at.

Kachow 🥵😏

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@oh-shit-is-that-a-bear @oh-shit-is-that-a-bear @oh-shit-is-that-a-bear get him get him get him

@ltgeorgehodgson @chasdesvoeux can i get in on whatever freak shit yall got going on. Or at least watch from the corner

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get in line Pilkington I was the ships weirdo first

@ltgeorgehodgson @chasdesvoeux can i get in on whatever freak shit yall got going on. Or at least watch from the corner

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only interested in partnered guys...?

does that include men who, er... might have a boyfriend ?

I'm not entirely sure...

Men are like cars, there’s only one way to figure out if u wanna ride em.

want a test drive? ;) vroom vroom

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it says 1 foot away so can u leave pls mr hickey

sorry no I’ve been ordered to stick my caulk into cracks in the captain’s quarters

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looking for some taboo fun…HMU, ask for pic!! ONLY into PARTNERED guys! Lmb ur dirty secret ;) SCURVY POSITIVE. 🍑🍑🍑 u could be a third who knows. T GUY but I’m innovative 🍆💦

❤️pain & power play and I got the scars to prove it ;))))))

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god damn i love cock

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Hello, I hope you are well.

Are you willing to hear the benefits of cannibalism?

Don't be a stranger. :)

I will make the best of a bad situation

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*blows nose into Billy’s shirt*

allln…..all the timeis I made yuou close yuour eyes…. its because I don’t hiave one…

god damn i love cock

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*snifflzes*

*face planted in bed with shirt off*

billieeee……can i tell u something

god damn i love cock

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*gives cheese*

*sniffffles*

thdank uouzz…….

im Not inthe mood four 🍑 rn……………….

*gnaws tenderly*