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Tshirt idea I had

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No matter how wet the weather in your country is, the German weather is Wetter.

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John Carpenter's The Thang

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Y’ALL STFU AND LOOK AT THIS SHIT I DESIGNED IN 3 DAYS IN A FUGUE STATE

Final edit:

Patterns live now

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"scythes are impractical as a weapon" ok but does anything else have the Cunt. i think not

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I HATE when people treat staple crops like they’re artificial items.

“Plant-based cereal,” “plant-based french fries,” “plant-based tortillas.”

Hey quick question what is wheat to you? What is rice? What is corn? What are potatoes? Last I checked those bitches grow in the ground.

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for the love of god Freunde geht wählen. bitte. geht. wählen. jede Stimme, die gegen rechts geht, zählt.

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what sucks about taking a shower is youre going to have to do it again. You did all that work and for what

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Got this dumb robot on the mind. {Tags}

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So as an identical twin, I'm a little curious about this

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Mice aren't actually particularly drawn to cheese. They can't digest lactosis particularly well, and especially do not favour cheese over any other potential food. You're not going to achieve much by using cheese as bait when you're tying to trap mice. However, white people

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The poor wretched souls...Be they lord or legend, the curse shows no mercy. What a sham.

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They acted in the dark, seeking out any sign of the Abyss, fighting a constant war with its abominations.

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A story within a story where a mother sits her rowdy children down and tells them a story about a the world's sweetest, kindest mother who never lost her temper, never cursed and never yelled at her children, no matter how rowdy they could get. She would only gently, kindly told them to not do the dangerous things. One day she sweetly, kindly told her children to not go play at the riverbank, because it's dangerous and they might slip on the rocks, fall into the water, and die. Her children do not listen. They go play at the riverbank, where they slip on the rocks, fall into the water, and die.

And the sweet perfect mother of the story comes to the riverbank, sees that all her children drowned, and starts crying so bitterly that angels overhear her, and the angels say to each other, "she does not deserve this, this woman has never done anything wrong in her life, this should not have happened to her", and feeling great pity for her, bring her children back to life, and after that they always listened to their mother and lived happily ever after.

And the storyteller's children, who at this point are familiar with the concept that these stories are supposed to have some sort of a moral or lesson in them, interject to point out that their mother hasn't always done everything perfectly, she isn't always sweet, curses a lot, and as a matter of fact loses her shit at her kids all the time. She isn't like the mother of the story at all.

And their mother agrees: Her children are correct. She is not a perfect mother who has never done anything wrong. Angels will not have pity on her, and they will not bring her little shits back to life if they go to the river and die. So they better fucking not go get themselves killed in the first place.