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blocked ~30 spam accounts that had followed me over the time between now and my last post lmao

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spent a half hour debugging and the problem was being caused by a singular character in the wrong spot

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slightly punk-looking teenager on a cop show: i wont talk. i know my rights

cops behind interrogation room glass: damn. this one teenager won’t cooperate. now we’ll never catch Fuckhands the Baby Murderer. and it’s all because the police doesn’t have absolute authority. this is terrible

grandmas across the world: damn, good point

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lol i went to delete a twitter account for reasons (i ran a satire account of my university’s president) and it wouldn’t let me.

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MIKE pence is a cuck

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Amen to that little dude

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adhd kicked in and i forgot to finish the tumblr theme lmao

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face wise, i’m gay hot but i’m straight mid. it’s not that men have lower standards, it’s that women rhese rays ronly rant ruys rho rook rike rimothee rhalamet. rut roh. rhe ransformation rotion ris rorking

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personality quiz: in ur head do u refer to yourself as i, you, or we

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Source

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these tweets are completely gone from the account as of 12/19. they chickened out lmao

what is this . actual baby tantrum shit

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what is this . actual baby tantrum shit

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Oh yeah the Amazon workers at that warehouse that collapsed weren't allowed to have phones on them so when the shit was getting extremely dangerous they had a diminished warning on top of being forced to continue working between tall aisles of heavy palettes up until the last possible minute america is such a shithole

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Are you verified?

What kind of demonic entity are you

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one thing you need to know about me is that i am constantly having insane galaxy genius ancient greek philosopher level thoughts about everything ever all the time but before leaving my mouth they get filtered through seven layers of autism and come out sounding like a youtube comment made by a nine year old