bitches say they're fine and then scream the "I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all" in bohemian rhapsody louder than everyone else
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If people said half the stuff that hentai characters said during sex. A lot less people would have sex.
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The scary thing about dating is you are going to break up or get married
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the intimacy of knowing where everything is in a friend’s kitchen........
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“Letters and science will only take their proper place in the work of human development when, freed from all mercenary bondage, they will be exclusively cultivated by those who love them, and for those who love them.”
— Peter Kropotkin, The Conquest of Bread
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Everyone talks about how 2×2 and 2+2=4 but nobody talks about how 3×2×1 and 3+2+1=6
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katiemoyer @instagram /
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“Nothing human is finally calculable; even to ourselves we are strange.”
— Gore Vidal, Julian (via quotespile)
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*Takes a shot of tap water* wooo shit boi!
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person: caffeine raises ur anxiety levels
me: *hands shaking, heart pounding* okay, that sounds fake but... okay
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