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Marry The Crocodile

why did the chicken marry the crocodile

because crocodooladoo is good family name.

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Curtans

docter docter I feel like a bunch of curtans

then open them up

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Steal his style: Ben Wyatt sitting on a bench eating soup alone.

Burberry London Dress Shirt: $147.49

LORENZO CANA - Luxury Italian 100% Silk Tie Handmade Necktie: $50.00

Z Zegna Navy Twill Flat Iron Trousers: $345.00

Cup of Panera Broccoli Cheddar Soup: $4.29

Steel Outdoor Bench: $425.00

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Kid in the Gallery 

Hajin Jeon

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Laika is my spirit animal

Laika.

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Same hat!

Today’s Gender of the day is: Same hat

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When I go over someone else's place and they say "oh god sorry it's so messy here" and I say "oh please no worries mine is way worse" and they go "nono it's so messy in here I'm sorry" YOU DO NOT KNOW THE MEANING OF MESSY.

i dont think my friends understand. when i say my room is messy i dont mean “cute” messy where i have a jacket hanging here and there i mean messy as in fuckin trash island where garbage citizens hold elections over who will become the next trash overlord it’s fuckin gross

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Lol that's so me omg lol xoxox 90s ftw WOOTWOOT!!

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Henri Matisse, Pink Nude Seated

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Men With Fabulous Flower Beards [boredpanda] Previously: Guys With Fancy Female Hairstyles

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I googled guinea pig with brussel sprouts and let me tell you I was not disappointed 

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im very sad and dead

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Mesmerizing

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Salvador Dali drawing a penis on the forehead of a woman and signing it with Picasso’s signature