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H! R! T! T! O!!! G-O!!!!!

You! can! take! testo—sterone!

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religious killer: i can hear God speaking to me, to kill the demons that live in this world with my gun of justice

atheist killer: I kill only because of my own moral code. Whether it's for money so I can survive, or self-defense against a threat, I am the one who chooses when I kill.

agnostic killer: nobody really knows why I shoot people

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rb with whether people assume you’re older or younger than your actual age

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No surprise that I loved the 2014 Edmundson-Noto Black Widow run. But I really feel that someone should have notified me sooner of this variant cover.

https://www.marvel.com/comics/issue/51534/black_widow_2014_15_noto_variant/noto_variant

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Day late obligory Clint Birthday post 🤧💜

(I'm so bad at noticing these things till the DAY AFTER)

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making aus for ocs are so funny cause like. theyre already in a situation… but what if they were in a DIFFERENT situation

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having ocs is so fucked .... i miss them so bad but im the guy who has to create new content. but im sleepy

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The two most important things to remember when writing the relationship between Clint Barton and Natasha Romanov:

It doesn't matter what kind of relationship they have - romantic, best friends, found family, queerplatonic, whatever - as long as they are the single most important people in each other's lives, bar none.

They must flatly refuse to clarify, explain, or elaborate upon their relationship, and other characters should never be completely sure what they are to each other behind closed doors.

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Happy birthday to him! 🎉🎈

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laundry day :-)

[ID:

a digital illustration of clint barton walking with a huge arms full of clothes. he has his tongue sticking out in a concentrated expression and has a bandaid on his nose.

he isn’t wearing a shirt, only purple short shorts with a knee brace on his left knee. Lucky the pizza dog is walking behind him on the right with his mouth open. he’s stepping on a sock that dropped from clint’s arm, there’s also a pair of black and red black widow underwear on the ground behind lucky]

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a birthday surprise from the tracksuit mafia

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love when a mother asks if they have ever done anything to hurt you. ma'am, you will literally never be ready to have this conversation

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googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much

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I don't know if this is a toxic trait but I just have no fucking patience for people who play coy about not letting people help them. Like I don't care if you think it's cute and demure and think people should chase you down and make you do the safe and healthy thing, because I sure fucking won't. Like if people are going out of their way to try to make you keep yourself alive and you start going "nooooo I don't wannaaa you don't want to make meeeeeeh uwu" and cutely wiggling away, then frankly I think you should die.

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happy birthday to everyone’s favorite problem 💜

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Happy birthday to our babe 💜