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I said your name out loud in the bank
you are (still) the answer to my security question
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anyone else have a heart thats too soft….. a marshmallow heart…… tempur-pedic mattress heart…. a cotton candy heart…..
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here’s hoping 2018 doesn’t pile on too much more near-unbearable sadness, and that I continue to find reasons to keep carrying what I already have.
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The fact that the location of the world’s oldest tree has to be kept secret encapsulates everything that’s bad about humanity.
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anyway so I’m starting to really enjoy spending everyday with the 5 men who make up my lab
today I texted my boss, “follow follow follow!!!!” so that I could be 20,000th follower of a twitter account, and win a t-shirt with my favourite sequencing platform’s logo on it
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today I texted my boss, “follow follow follow!!!!” so that I could be 20,000th follower of a twitter account, and win a t-shirt with my favourite sequencing platform’s logo on it
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Here’s the new cat print I debuted at SPX this year! 11″x14″ 2 color riso. You can grab it here!
(Thank you to Ipsy Bipsy Studio for printing!)
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only like 4 people I follow are still active, I promise I’m not being creepy, ur just all that’s on my dash :s
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*talking to a gay couple*
So which one of you is… you know… the one who doesn’t fucking text back?
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[Image: A tweet by Mackenzi Lee (@TheMackenziLee). It reads: “new self care: talk to myself the way I talk to dogs. / ex: / -hi sweet girl / -want a treat? / -ur so chubby & cute / -need a nap? / -what a good girl.” The profile picture of a light-skinned person with long, curly, red hair, bangs, and dark shirt, posing with hand to head.]
This is adorable and really quite clever; we generally don’t apply the same judgements about sleep, eating, or body size to pets, and we tend to treat them much better than ourselves. This could be a good way to talk to and support yourself!
[Original tweet.]
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when you want to feel pain but you analyze transcriptome data instead because you’re a goddamn adult
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