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[cavernkeeper]

/ i can wait until later if n❀w is inc❀nvenient \

/ hey can y❀u dm me \

/ @cavernkeeper \

nows a bad t1me but uh yeah

[cavernkeeper]

/ ❀n it \

/ hey d❀ y❀u wanna talk? \

/ @cavernkeeper \

Im no7 really in a grea7 mood rn bu7 fine

Wha7 abou7?

[cavernkeeper]

/ maybe we sh❀uld talk ab❀ut this in private \

/ where there w❀nt be witnesses \

/ hey d❀ y❀u wanna talk? \

/ @cavernkeeper \

Im no7 really in a grea7 mood rn bu7 fine

Wha7 abou7?

[cavernkeeper]

/ i'm n❀t g❀nna actually kill her, i'm just s❀ frustrated with her. she can never mind her ❀wn business. \

/ like we get it, y❀u're calyps' fav❀rite, y❀u d❀n't need t❀ micr❀manage the caverns f❀r her. \

/ d❀es any❀ne have any tips f❀r murdering s❀me❀ne in y❀ur cl❀ister? time sensitive questi❀n \

[cavernkeeper]

/ d❀es any❀ne have any tips f❀r murdering s❀me❀ne in y❀ur cl❀ister? time sensitive questi❀n \

[cavernkeeper]

/ i'm g❀ing t❀ kill my cl❀istermates \

[cavernkeeper]

/ ❀h hey we have similar quirks. \

Hmmm. I think my little snapdrag❀n is gr❀wing ❀ut ❀f c❀ntr❀l... But I can't d❀ much ab❀ut that. My flytrap is d❀ing ❀bjectively w❀rse, anyway, s❀ I have t❀ pri❀ritize.

[cavernkeeper]

/ a w❀rd ❀f advice: put the palmhusk d❀wn, walk away, and never think ab❀ut grumblr again. \

[l()ser f()rg()t t() l()ck h!s palmhusk][what !s th!s]

[cavernkeeper]

/ y❀u l❀gged ❀nt❀ grumblr expecting t❀ meet n❀rmal tr❀lls? \

[l()ser f()rg()t t() l()ck h!s palmhusk][what !s th!s]

[cavernkeeper]

/ let me make an example f❀r y❀u. \

/ chittr user p❀sts: rustbl❀❀ds are the scum ❀f alternia which means we sh❀uld thr❀w them int❀ an incinerat❀r. there's dr❀ne parts raining ❀utside if any❀ne wants t❀ use them f❀r nefari❀us purp❀ses. i saw a sch❀❀lhive get bl❀wn up yesternight. \

/ grumblr user p❀sts: jadebl❀❀ds aren't real. y❀u sh❀uld name a wriggler bucket. the eight fuchsiabl❀❀ds in my hive sect❀r are c❀ngregating ❀utside ❀f my hivestem again. have y❀u seen the 48 caste hem❀spectrum. \

/ they are b❀th s❀ incredibly deranged but s❀ different. \

[l()ser f()rg()t t() l()ck h!s palmhusk][what !s th!s]

[cavernkeeper]

/ chittr, which is f❀r slightly less ❀bvi❀us lunatics. \

[l()ser f()rg()t t() l()ck h!s palmhusk][what !s th!s]

[cavernkeeper]

/ chittr f❀r lunatics. \

[l()ser f()rg()t t() l()ck h!s palmhusk][what !s th!s]

[cavernkeeper]

/ this purplebl❀❀d has six h❀rns. \

[cavernkeeper]

real

/ average shreddit❀r ❀pini❀n. \

[cavernkeeper]

i dont think jades are

/ y❀u d❀n't think jadebl❀❀ds are midwives ❀r y❀u d❀n't think jadebl❀❀ds are real? \

[cavernkeeper]

/ d❀ y❀u guys think midwives are real \

[cavernkeeper]

/ shit, are there that many ❀n here? i h❀pe all ❀f my cl❀istermates have already fucked ❀ff. \

< therez zo many more jadez on grumblr than when : jo:ned >

< :tz cool az long az : dont know them >