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Sorry folks (all 5 of you) gonna uninstall tumblr for a while. I need to isolate

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a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

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doing the gay 60s-90s vintage thing is always corny but it is like double corny when ur trans because even in like gay and lesbian circles most people treated us exclusively like dogshit or weird outliers until roughly like 2010

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We here at Sylph Co. are proud to announce the opening of an official tumblr account. By manufacturing and distributing Pokéballs and Trainer Acessories, we're not just selling supplies, we're selling connections between people and pokémon

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Me sending nudes: like what you see? ;)

Artist who's only fucking me for reference material: yeahhh 🥵🥵 would be even hotter if you moved closer to the light source and moved your head to a 3/4 view in the pic

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Forget about torturing your blorbos, putting them through the ringer. I'm putting my blorbo in perfectly ordinary, pleasant situations. Their tortured personality will cause them anguish anyway, making an absolutely mundane scene into the most dramatic, agony filled affair as though the world is ending and it's all their fault

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"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"

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it's funny how every time a US president gets elected and starts dramatically slashing government spending and privatising everything they all start acting like it's never happened before ever and is a unique and brand new economic policy lol

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tbh the non-ultra-religious world does need to get up off its arse and create systems independent of the US to allow the good people of this planet to see the cock and balls content they deserve

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"Contact sports ruin kids' lives due to CTE" fair enough critique and that is really bad. "kids are also allowed to hunt. with guns." do you think an integral part of hunting is, like, shooting yourself? not to sound like a yank but the goal is to shoot the animal, not yourself, unlike contact sports where you explicitly are expected to make contact that gives you CTE unless you're very lucky hence the name.

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this is so amazing

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taking away a clowngirl's makeup telling her she doesn't have to be a clown she can just be a normal silly billy and correcting her any time she tries to juggle until she gets sadder and sadder and eventually stops talking altogether and just communicating via gestures and realizing with horror you've created a mimegirl

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Newsflash!!! If your doctor says your baby has "gonads" that need removal or that there is a genital "deformity" these words are code for intersex baby. REFUSE UROLOGY SURGERY FOR YOUR INFANT UNLESS THEY CAN PROVE IT WILL EFFECT YOUR BABY IN THE NEXT YEAR. sometimes urethras are blocked or there's legitimate impact to functionality. Otherwise almost always surgery can wait till your child is old enough to understand what is happening. As someone who went through pediatric urology- you don't want them operating unless it's 100% necessary. The procedures are gruesome and traumatic (and often not anesthetized) most people use it as a first resort when surgery should ALWAYS be a last resort especially for minors.

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the world is healing

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China really did hit us with a cultural revolution by doing literally nothing. Seeing regular people from two geopolitical rivals do something as unprecedented as simply talk to each other is one of the few things giving me hope right now.