cavlar
cavlar
The Stand Alone Complex
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Dont take life seriously no one get out a life! Twitter: @karimcav Instagram: @insta_nation
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cavlar · 11 years ago
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what the hell r u doing unfollowing me while im asleep that is disrespectful
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cavlar · 11 years ago
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I wanna go to a movie with you and do inappropriate things in the back row 
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cavlar · 11 years ago
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like 98% of my problems would be solved if i stopped overthinking things and calmed the fuck down and stopped being such a panicky, anxious little shit
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cavlar · 11 years ago
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Why am I awake who summoned me
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cavlar · 11 years ago
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anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”
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cavlar · 11 years ago
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kngmnmlst:
MY MUM WENT INTO MY ROOM
AND SHE THOUGHT I SNEAKED OUT
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cavlar · 11 years ago
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cavlar · 11 years ago
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Hooyo Abaalkeeda Ma Gudmo
The favors or a mother can never be reimbursed.
Best translation I could think of.
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cavlar · 11 years ago
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If you're Somali. Reblog this. Let's see how many of us are here on Tumblr
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cavlar · 11 years ago
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drake seems too miskeen for rihanna
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cavlar · 11 years ago
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cavlar · 11 years ago
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babies are so cute and dumb aww they have only like 3 skills its adorable 
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cavlar · 11 years ago
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wearing an outfit you like can make a day 10x better
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cavlar · 11 years ago
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i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 
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cavlar · 11 years ago
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THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG
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cavlar · 11 years ago
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what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh
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