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all my problems stem from 1) i don’t remember things 2) i don’t want to do things 3) i don’t like being around people
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my friend told me that her boyfriend got her a super cool rock while they were on vacation together and you would not BELIEVE my disappointment when i realized she was talking about her engagement ring
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MBTI as Types of Precipitation
INTJ: Deep Late Autumn Fog
INTP: Midnight Downpour
ENTJ: Winter Snowstorm
ENTP: Hailstorm
INFJ: Autumn Thunderstorm
INFP: Early Spring Dawn Mist
ENFJ: Monsoon
ENFP: Summer Sun Shower
ISTJ: Sleet
ISTP: Summer Thundershower
ESTJ: Ice Storm
ESTP: Tropical Storm
ISFP: Sunlit Rain
ISFJ: Spring Drizzle
ESFP: Cloudburst
ESFJ: First Snow Flurry
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You know what they say, you snooze you lose. And it looks like, you snost and you lost.
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looks thru a glory hole & sees a train coming straight towards me
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Addiction is a progressive narrowing of the things that bring you pleasure. A good life is a progressive expansion of the things that bring you pleasure. Btw
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varric tethras as a character in theory is so strange imagine finding out not only is your favorite smut author involved in two major historical events but he's the mayor
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hi I heard that chicago fucking explode. sorry
sad! well theres other cities
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If I had the slightest discipline in me I’d be unstoppable
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Did you have a goodSpotify Wrapped? I didn’t! during…. ahem…… private times 🫢 I would listen to a pathetic moaning anime boy audio that is disgusting but now it’s #3 in my yearly listens and I don’t know what to do! WhT would you do in my situation???? My friends are asking for my Wrapped 🙈
I think this is my favorite anon I've ever received, actually
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bumper sticker that says "go around me i'm crying"
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