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alright i think i’m gonna archive this blog like i have with a couple others instead of deleting it. maybe i’ll come back to cai sometime but rn i’m not feelin’ it.

if you still wanna rp with me, i’ve got my personal tumblr, iggy from the maximum ride series, and possibly a new reboot within the next couple days... i’ll post again if i do.

catch ya later.

-jack

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does an interpretive dance

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life is too short to be unhappy about roleplay.

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can someone let me know thevaulthub's rp blogs? they don't want me following them and i respect that, but i have no way of telling from my following page and i think they blocked me bc they never got back to me after i asked them. thanks.

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>gets called out for supposed harassment >somehow gains three followers >squints

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rubs face okay i’m gonna make an official post addressing this

when i first started rping on here, chemicalerinyes and i got into something of a fight. by that, i mean they were posting things along the lines of “i don’t like that we have so many handsome jack blogs, i’m a little sick of it. i wish we had more of other characters that we don’t have any of.” to which i responded something like “i think we should let people rp whoever they want, regardless of popularity of the character.” (i’m saying “something like” because i can’t find the posts in my archive and i’d rather not visit chemicalerinyes right now.) they continued to post about not wanting handsome jack and that irritated me so i unfollowed them. at the time i was not following any of their other blogs. i don’t remember calling them any names, but i will admit that it may have happened. as i can’t find the posts right now, i don’t know which i did. a few weeks ago, i started a new blog and unknowingly followed some of their other blogs. i did not realize that it was them until tonight when they made some vague posts about me and then outright said “Can you fucking not? 8D” to me reblogging their posts. before i actually figured out that it WAS them, i sent a couple asks apologizing for insulting them/offending them. as soon as i realized who it was, i unfollowed them. they then made a post on their third blog that said “You might want to unfollow here too, genius.” after which i did. 

that’s it. that’s the whole thing that happened. like i said, i don’t remember ever purposely harassing them. if they felt harassed tonight, i truly do apologize because that was not my intention, i legitimately had no idea that it was them. if i had, i would not have followed them in the first place. i’d apologize to them personally but i do not think that it would go over well.

and that’s all i’m gonna say on that. if anyone finds a post where i called them a bitch, please let me know and i will apologize for that, too.

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Smut Meme: Rough Sex Edition

“So you want it rough hmm?”

“Why didn’t you just say you liked it rough?”

“Don’t be afraid to get rough with me, I like it.”

“I’m gonna pound you so hard you won’t be able to stand up afterwards.”

“Give it to me harder!”

“I think that deserves a spanking..”

“I want you to pin me down and fuck me hard.”

“I love it when you get rough with me..”

“Scratch harder…”

“Bite harder…”

“Go on babe, get aggressive, you know I love it.”

“You know those hickey’s I just gave you will probably bruise…”

“I love seeing you covered in my marks…”

“I love it when you leave your marks on me…”

“Make me scream and cry your name..”

“I want you hard and fast tonight…”

“I love a little bit of pain…”

“I don’t want gentle; I want hot and rough this time.”

“I love the way your ass bounces when I spank it…”

“I have all this pent up stress and aggression and no idea what to do with it…”

“I just want to bend you over and fuck you hard…”

“If you keep wiggling your ass like that I’m going to have to spank it…”

“What I really want is to pound you until the only word you can remember is my name….”

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headcanon michael mamaril is the one who found the vault with the infinite knowledge and power and stuff but he is so chill that he didnt let it go to his head

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SO MY FRIEND SENT ME PICTURES OF THE BLOODWING STATUE IN OPPORTUNITY AND MY FIRST THOUGHT WAS “THAT DOESNT LOOK LIKE A STATUE”

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tfw someone responds to your greeter in completely the opposite way than what you were thinking and now you dont know how to respond to it

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protip: do not expect me to encourage you if you do not respond to encouragement. if you are consistently down on yourself and keep it up even after i say “you can do it! you’ll get better! you don’t suck!” then i’m going to want you to fuck right off because i have dealt with people like that my entire life and i’m super done with it.

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tbh i have no idea who this vaas guy is and im pretty sure hed murder me for absolutely no reason but I AM SUPER ATTRACTED TO HIM

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>sees a homestuck rp blog like one of my posts > sweats

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Brick falls asleep every movie night and Terra gets so mad

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i am sorry i was not on today but i had a final and then i was packing and then my mom came and now i am sleepy so i am going to bed

<3

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friend: how many AU's you want

me: Just fuck me up

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birds of a feather……

                                {indie borderlands/maximum ride crossover}

                                                                                …..flock together