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maybe whistleblowers just happen to come forward around the time they're about to die. no one ever considers that

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I am not a failure for being unable to do a thing when fatigued I am not a failure for being unable to do a thing when fatigued I am not a failure for being unable to do a thing when fatigued

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The more the bear identity is mainstreamed, the more it gets sanitised. The more you get people insisting it doesn't mean what it means, that it's just for "buff and mayyybe a little chubby" "dad bod" "strongman build" whatever euphemism they can to deny fat men a place in their own community.

Fat hairy gay men built this place for themselves and now you're barging in and pretending they never belonged there.

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please help them find snart

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I like how this post is like, supportive overall, but while including subtle cracks at certain specific things in a perhaps somewhat lighthearted way.

I’m gonna be honest I do not care if a trans boy teen is annoying and has horrible taste in music y’all are just mean.

I’d rather hang around with Karkat who listens to Cavetown than someone who is mean.

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thinking about how 4chan users overuse of the slur 'fag' to refer to each other eventually mutated into the word functioning more like a suffix used to denote a callsign, '[identifying detail]-fag', in lieu of people identifying each other by names, and how because of this gay guys would refer to themselves as 'gayfags' when they needed to clarify that they were indeed actually gay when referring to themselves as faggots

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observe.

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i am drinking really good tea and the sound of the rain on the roof is really pretty and lots of seedlings i planted last year are sprouting and i have a playlist that is over 91 hours long of music i love and my clothes i'm wearing right now are really cute and comfortable and there are bluebirds nesting in my neighbors yard and they are really cute and i get to see them every day

I love buttered bread (': I love women and I think the world is full of a lot of beauty. I played a mario64 rom hack this morning, it was really cool. I really really love trees and nature, I really like moss a lot it's really pretty. I found this snail

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this has the same energy as the guy who was all defensive after his truck was called a "pavement princess" and then he showed the viewers that his truck was taken "off road" every day because he has a (20-foot-long, flat) gravel driveway that he drives it on every day

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“My boy Spatula bunking down for a snowy night” 

(Source)

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All of these need to get on my desk IMMEDIATELY

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*grabs both your hands in gesture of sincerity*

Don't let this die. Taylor Swift is the Pollution Queen now. We need meme edits with her photoshopped onto backgrounds of wildfire-ravaged landscapes and oil refineries chugging out black smoke.

Photo of smudgy black eye shadow? That's THE Taylor Swift-inspired look now, it represents fossil fuels.

We need parodies of Taylor Swift songs about pollution and killing polar bears.

Give her representatives a full-time job for the rest of their lives defending her from the phrase "Pollution Queen." Make this meme a the figurehead of an entire fleet of other celebrity-terrorizing memes.

"But this doesn't dismantle the system that—" Shut. Don't care. Isn't it great that such a huge portion of environmental damage is being done by human individuals with egos, whose feelings can be hurt when people are mean?

Money can save you from physical harm, but can it save you from looking ridiculous?

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