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“Why are you all wet?” (@cbbjenmorrison)

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“Lost… I’m lost.”

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@cbbjenmorrison​  “Why are you all wet?”

“Splash mountain,” Idris answered simply before laughing, “I didn’t expect it to be as much splashing as there was. Wouldn’t have worn jeans, these things are going to suck to walk around in.”

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@cbbleigh​  “Lost… I’m lost.”

Idris turned to look at the woman, “Whereabouts were you hoping to get to?” The male asked concern on his face. “By any chance do you need a glass of water, and maybe a sit down. Because you are swaying a little, overdo the champagne a little?”

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Lilo & Stitch  {Sentence Starters}

“So naughty!“

“Lost… I’m lost.”

“You sure it’s a dog?“

“Also cute and fluffy!”

“Why are you all wet?”

“Don’t leave me, okay?“

“Leave me alone to die.“

“Did you catch fire again?“

“Your butt is crushing me!”

“No more caffeine for you.“

“Did you ever kill anyone?“

“Why do you act so weird?“

“Leave my mother out of this!“

“I shouldn’t have yelled at you.”

“Yes, yes, that’s it, come quietly.“

“My friends need to be punished.“

“We’re a broken family, aren’t we?“

“YOU! You’re the cause of all this!”

“I remember everyone that leaves.”

“Oh no! Gravity is increasing on me!“

“You’re just jealous ‘cause I’m pretty!“

“Trust me, this is not gonna end well!“

“You’re vile; you’re foul; you’re flawed!“

“Oh good! My dog found the chainsaw!“

“You are so finished when I get in there!“

“Get out, get out! I have to make a wish!“

“You know, you wreck everything you touch.“

“You are built to destroy. You can never belong.“

“Why not try and make something for a change?“

“I hear you cry at night. Do you dream about them?”

“Then why don’t you sell me and buy a rabbit instead?“

“Maybe send me an angel! The nicest angel you have.“

“Show us that there is something inside you that is good.“

“But if you want to leave, you can. I’ll remember you though.“

“I need someone to be my friend. Someone who won’t run away.“

“Look at the bright side, you won’t have to yell at anyone anymore.”

“This is your badness level. It’s unusually high for someone your size.“

“I’m sorry I bit you. And pulled your hair. And punched you in the face.”

“Don’t worry. She likes your butt and fancy hair. I know. I read her diary.“

“After all you put me through, you expect me to help you? Just like that?“

“The manager’s a vampire. He wanted me to join his legion of the undead.“

“Do we have a lobster door? No! We have a dog door! We are getting a dog!“

“This is my family. I found it, all on my own. It’s little, and broken, but still good.”

“It’s sandwich day. Every Thursday I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich…“

“What must it be like to have nothing, not even memories to look back on in the middle of the night?“

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Idris’s outfit for the masquerade ball 

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cbbkravitz​:

‘Shit, that’s not the first time Idris Elba has said those words to me. Might’a been under different circumstances the first time though.             Hi, stranger.’

“The different circumstances were a hell of a lot more fun, but damn it’s good to see you Kravitz.”

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kristxnstewart​:

“Fuck, I’m freaking out about the fact we have fucking Idris Elba in the house. Shit. It’s a pleasure to meet you, man.”

“You are fucking adorable, my bro choose well. Good to meet you to,”

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robertpattxnson​:

“You alright mate?!” 

“Yeah man, I’m fine, just jumped out of my shoes that’s all.”

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perrieedwardsbb​:

“Shit, sorry. I thought you were Jeff. I was trying to scare him. Getting my old men confused.”

“I’m gonna take that as compliment cause my brother is a stone cold stunner.” 

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cbbrossum​:

‘Sorry, old man. Y’know I just like to keep you on your toes.’

“Should have prepped for you, got myself a pacemaker.”

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cbblarsonbrie​:

“We’re going to have to work on your spook factor - I can’t be the reason Idris Elba dies in the Big Brother house.” 

“Yes we are, get to spook training camp, good to see you!”

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stfusophia​:

‘Please don’t have a heart-attack. I don’t need the world hating me ‘cause I almost killed Idris Elba.’

“I’ll remember to not blame you in my last words.”

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cbbnathalie​:

‘I’m sorry,’ Nathalie laughed, his own startle startling her a little. She hadn’t meant to creep up on him. She always liked to welcome newcomers, but with heels pressing into soft carpet, approaching footsteps hadn’t been too audible. ‘I think I almost gave us both a heart-attack. I was just heading over to introduce myself. I noticed we had another influx of new arrivals and I like to make sure everyone feels welcome. Hi, I’m Nathalie.’

“Don’t worry darling.” The male gave out a small chuckle, it seemed he had made her jump just as much as she had him. Seems they were in the same boat. “There seems to have been quite an arrival. Do you think they heard I was coming? I’m going to choose to believe that lie. Great to meet you Nathalie, I’m Idris.”

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zayncooper​:

‘I gave you a heartattack? You’re Idris fuckin’ Elba. I just had to pinch meself five times to make sure I wasn’t seeing things.’

“As long as you don’t pinch me I think we will be good, good to meet you man.” 

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xolana​:

lana was eating a bowl of cereal when she heard the man’s voice and was a bit startled. it did make sense she would scare someone since she was eating in the dark. when the lights came on that’s when she made eye contact with the other. “i’m so sorry. i didn’t want to wake anyone else up, so i figured not to turn the lights on.” she repositioned herself and sat up. “are you okay?”

A laugh left Idris’s lips when Lana explained herself, it was a pretty good reason to not switch on the light. The fact she’d put others first even when it came to snacking which was pretty adorable. “Don’t worry your little cotton socks, I’m a okay, just need to let my breathing settle.” 

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stfunorman​:

‘Shit, brother. You ain’t gonna last five minutes here if you’re that easily spooked.’

“Looks like I am totally fucked then,”