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Big Brother Sims: S01E04 - Chaos Is My Middle Name

Padma: Good evening and welcome back to one more episode of Big Brother Sims. Last week, power struggle over backdooring or not the main target led to some animosity to appear inside the Power 7 alliance. Will that be enough to see them crumble? We’re about to find out.

Esme: The votes were announced and everyone’s eyes had already turned towards me and Kalani. We simply could not understand how that happened.

Cass: I simply cannot understand how have I become such a huge pawn. And why are Esme and Kalani constantly trying to get me out? I don’t get what I’m doing wrong.

Chris: You know, I haven’t been very happy with how things are going on with the whole blaming the girls thing. My plan was to play a honest game and I haven’t been doing that. It’s time to change.

Chris: Dani, listen up. I have to tell you a secret. 

Danielle: Sure, C. You can trust me.

Chris: Well, that’s exactly it. You shouldn’t trust me. I’m hoping this will help me gain your trust again. 

Danielle: Go on...

Chris: You know those votes Cass has been getting? It’s coming from Tommy, Jared and up until this last week, myself.

Danielle: WHAT?!

Chris: It was always a plan to split you guys up, but I’m not comfortable with it anymore.

Danielle: Man, was I pissed! How dare they underestimate our intelligence like that? And trying to take out King and Jazz, probably my two biggest allies? I won’t let it go this easy.

Jazz: They what?!

King: I can’t believe it...

Danielle: I swear, guys. And it all adds up to how they have been behaving lately.

King: This changes everything.

King: How dare they go behind my back and try to betray me like that?! But that’s perfect, because I like my friends close and my enemies closer.

Tommy: Chris, can you get me a spoon?

Chris: ...

Tommy: Chris?

Chris walks away.

Tommy: For some weird reason I feel like Chris has been avoiding me like the plague. And I don’t know what could it be... Should I be worried?

Swamped The Houseguests must transfer water from one jug to another jug at the end of a slippery lane. There are three jugs - one that awards the HOH position, one that awards $10,000, and one that awards safety for the week. The Houseguest that fills the HOH jug first will become the new Head of Household.

Jazz wins safety for the week and Kalani wins $10,000. Oddly, Danielle is very fast at finishing the HoH jug, which surprises both King and Esme, the ones coming right behind her.

Danielle: Man, what the hell did I do? So clearly I was trying to throw comps as I always do. But then I thought: Well, 10000 bucks wouldn’t hurt, would it? But this dumbass right here filled the wrong jug and ended up as the HoH while trying to throw the comp. I simply do not know what to do with myself.

Jared: Honestly I couldn’t be any happier. The Power 7 keeps on winning and we are about to mop the floor with the competition.

King: So we all agree with putting up Esme, right?

Danielle: Yup, as promised.

Tameka: Ugh, it’s gonna be so good! I love it!

Danielle: As for the pawn, I’m thinking of putting up Kalani just to leave Cass out for a week.

Jared: It’s not like the pawn really matters this week.

Jared: We’re golden. Esme is going up against Kalani and soon the biggest challenge threat on this house will be gone.

Danielle: You know, as I saw that amount of people inside my HoH room, I kind of had an epiphany. Like, this is a game for a million simmeons. We can’t all be winners. I got voted into this house promising one thing and that thing is what I’m gonna deliver: girl power. 

Danielle: Guys, I’m gonna let you in on something. I’m planning to take out Jared this week. For everything he’s been up to lately.

Jazz: What? Are you sure this is the right time?

King: Yeah, please, don’t play too fast too soon.

Danielle: I don’t think this is too soon. This is actually the perfect time, when they’re not expecting it.

King: No, I’m telling you. Don’t do this or you will regret it later.

Danielle: What? Is this a threat?

King: No, I’m just saying. This is not gonna be good for us.

Danielle: I’ll think about it.

King: Danielle is playing with her heart and this is pissing me off. She’s not thinking straight because of this whole vendetta. Esme is the right move now. But I gotta pretend I agree with whatever she says. I mean, I’m not crazy.

Danielle calls the houseguests to the living room as it’s time for the nomination ceremony.

Danielle: I have nominated you, Jared and you, Tommy, for constantly conspiring behind mine’s and the entire house’s back. 

Jared: What the hell?!

Tommy: ...

Danielle: Jared, you are my target because not only do I think you are the mastermind behind this scheme, but I also think you are fake, conveniently befriending people only when it interests you and very, very arrogant. There, I said it.

Jared: This is not over, girl.

Tommy: I can’t believe this is happening. Our plan was perfect, there’s no way in hell she could have figured it out by herself!

Jared: I wouldn’t let her get away with this so easily. So I obviously went to the HoH room as soon as the ceremony was over to try and figure out what had happened.

Jared: How dare you not only nominate me but try to make a fool out of me on TV?

Danielle: What? You’re the one who has been pretending to be this nice singer persona from the get go, asshole!

Jared: I knew I should never have trusted some trashy girl like you?

Danielle: Who are you calling trashy, D-list celebrity?

Jared: What did you say?

Danielle: Did I stutter?

Jared: You realize this is the end of the road for you, right? Game over.

Danielle: Oh yeah? And why?

Jared: Cause the house is gonna side with us, I’m sure of it.

Danielle: Really? So how about I call them in here?

Danielle: So, girls. You wanted an explanation for why there have been some random votes involving the two of you? These two here can explain.

Cass: What?!

Esme: Are you kidding me? That’s so dirty!

Tommy: Man, we should have just let it go...

Jared: Shut up, Tommy.

Danielle: I never wanted any of this power, but now I love it!

Cass: I am furious! I almost went home because these two don’t know how to play like decent human beings!

Esme: I was so pissed when I found out about why me and my original allies were being hunt down. But forget that, this is not the time to be sad. For the first time in forever, no Silent Assassin is on the block.

Esme: I know you pulled your strings to keep me here and I’m so thankful for that.

Jazz: No worries, babe. It’s not like I did much, really. But you can count on me and Dani whenever you want to.

Esme: Thanks, I’m sure I’m gonna remember that. And I owe you guys one.

Esme: Jazz is just such a captivating person. I love her. She has this aura, I don’t know how to put it... There’s some kind of energy that pulls people towards her. It’s truly magical.

Tameka: I’m not happy with everything that went down, that’s for sure. How dare Danielle use me like that last week to get who she wanted out, out, and then now, when it’s time for her to do her part of the deal, she backs down completely.

Tameka: Can you guys tell me what was that all about?

Jazz: Tameka, calm down, we can explain.

Tameka: I AM CALM! What I’m tired of is being left out of everything by you two. Did you guys forget what we promised to each other right here?

Danielle: I...

Tameka: I see it. Well, just give me some time. I’m a little hurt.

Tameka: Danielle takes me for a fool. Now I’m sure of it. More than ever. But I gotta find out how to play this smart or else I’m gonna get screwed real soon. Unfortunately, I think I’m gonna have to drop Jared in order to survive. With Tommy we can win comps and take them all out one by one.

Tameka: Guys, first of all I’m really sorry. And I swear I’m with you, and not them.

Jared: Sure, but how can we trust you...?

Tameka: They don’t let me in on any of their decision making and I’m tired of it. Apparently this all started because of something Chris told Danielle. And then they decided to betray our alliance without consulting me.

Tommy: I mean, it’s pretty obvious that Chris double-crossed us because of how he’s been acting. But for them to aim at us right now...

Jared: Ok, Mama T. We are really gonna need your help. But you gotta pretend you’re still with them.

Tameka: But they’re hanging out with Esme now, and after what she did to me...

Tommy: Hmm, about that-

Jared: See? That’s why you can’t trust them.

Jared: It’s good to see that at least someone in this house isn’t playing like a total fool. I don’t know how I can survive this, but I sure as hell am going to try.

Tommy: Kalani, there has not been a single person talking to me for the last few days. How do you deal with this?

Kalani: I don’t know, man. I just sit out here in the open. Usually take care of the plants, look at the water.

Tommy: You’re a little weird, did you know that?

Kalani: A good kind of weird?

Tommy: A good kind of weird.

Kalani: Tommy, he’s pretty fun and carefree. I think he can be a valuable ally going forward with his challenge strength. I just enjoy realizing that, step by step, I’m slowly becoming friends with most of the people in this house just by socializing. What a change, right?

King: So Kalani came up to me and told me that Tommy went to her to talk about life and stuff, but I know that’s all game. So I’m gonna talk to him and try and figure out what is this about trying to take me and Jazz out of the game.

King: So, how you feeling, man?

Tommy: Not great, really. But I’m getting used to it.

King: So, I gotta be honest. Chris told Danielle about you guys trying to gun for me and Jazz, is that for real?

Tommy: What? No way! The whole voting for Cass thing was just to make the girls not trust each other. I mean, we’re Secret Squadron till the end, right?

King: Sure, of course. I knew there was some kind of misinformation there. Danielle may have made this up to get us against you guys.

Tommy: Yeah, totally.

King: Ugh, look at myself in the mirror here... My hair is a mess. Can you lend me your hat later?

Tommy: Sure, no problem.

King: Do I believe what Tommy is telling me? Of course not. But I need him to be by my side, because when these big targets go for each other, I’m gonna need shields like him. And nothing better than this sudden bond with Kalani to get him saved this week.

King: Listen up, Kalani. We have to focus on winning this veto if we get picked. We gotta get Tommy off the block and have Danielle put Tameka up since she’s been so passive aggressive towards them. If we get Tameka out, the people who hate each other will still be in here and gunning for each other. At the end, only you and I will be standing.

Kalani: Ok, I get it. I guess.

Kalani: I’m happy with going with whatever King says. All I wanted in this game was an ally and having one like him is just perfect.

Danielle gets everyone together for the veto selections.

Danielle draws Houseguest’s Choice and chooses Kalani as someone less likely to win.

Tommy draws Cass and she immediately shouts.

Cass: Oh, how ironic!

Cass: I laughed my ass out, honey.

Jared draws Chris.

Chris: ...

Candy Counter The Houseguests each stand in their individual booths. Each round they are required to estimate the amount of a certain candy-related item. Once they all reveal their guesses, they must decide to 'stay' and play for a point and risk elimination if they are the furthest from the correct answer or to 'fold and move on to the next round. The first Houseguest to earn 3 points or the last Houseguest remaining will win the Golden Power of Veto.

Kalani messes up and ends up as the first one out. Chris and Danielle are really competitive with Tommy and Jared, but none of them realize that Cass easily gets the 3 points and defeats them all.

Cass: I can’t believe it! Not only is this my first win, but it’s also exactly when the two guys who have made my life hell are on the block. There’s zero chance I’m taking either one off.

Jazz: A funny thing is, this whole thing began because Jared and Tommy were so scared that the girls would get together. And now look at us! We’re more united than ever and it’s all because of them.

Jazz: Like, do you guys realize how great this probably is for the girls at home? Seeing good examples being set by us here?

Cass: You’re so right, I just can’t see us being on the wrong here.

Esme: Yes, it’s just gonna be such a powerful message!

Tameka: I’m just there standing with them while they spew the whole girl power thing with my best fake smile. You gotta understand, I’m all for women empowerment. But these girls are playing like fools. Total incompetents. If they were my employees, they would all have been fired by now.

Tameka: OH MY GOD, YOU’RE SO FUNNY!!!

Danielle: ...

Cass reunites the houseguests for the Veto Ceremony.

Cass: This certainly doesn’t come as a surprise, but I have decided not to use the power of veto.

Cass: Looking at their faces while I denied their only shot at staying in the game? Golden. It was like taking candy from little kids.

Jared: I can’t believe this is it. I’m just beyond pissed my game is over because a guy could keep it in his pants.

King: You know, I’ve realized how close and happy all the girls are. But honestly? I’m not happy at all. I never wanted any of this to happen. I told Danielle that. So I decided to talk to Jared to get any info he may have. He was my first ally in this house, after all.

King: So... The whole getting rid of me and Jazz thing?

Jared: I swear to God, specially because you’re my first ally here. It was all Tommy. I had nothing to do with it.

King: He says otherwise. You wonder why?

Jared: I know how I can guarantee you it was all him. He actually overheard you and Jazz in the HoH room talking about a final two deal.

King: What?!

Jared: Yeah. And he immediately told me and Chris. And that’s how it all started and why we wanted to make sure the girls were weakened.

King: You’ve gotta be kidding me. That lying son of a bitch.

Jared: That was my last pitch. If it works out, it works out. But I’m not hopeful. Besides, what could King really do in this situtation?

King: You know, chaos is my middle name. I’m pissed at Tommy for going around telling people something that did not concern him and put my game in jeopardy. And I’m also pissed at Danielle for going against me when I specifically told her not to put members of the Power 7 up. If she wants to shake up the game, I’m gonna step in and shake it up some more. As the vote is coming up, I don’t have much time to do something.

King: Kalani, would you be willing to vote for Tommy?

Kalani: What?!

King: I know he’s your friend now, but you gotta hear me out.

Kalani: I’m just so confused at this point. We were saving Tommy, now we’re sending him home? I don’t know what I should do. I really think he’s gonna be useful for me going forward.

King: Obviously only Kalani and I aren’t gonna be able to take him out. So, to evict the great gambler Tommy, nothing like a good gamble, right?

King: Girls, I know you’re friends with Jazz and Dani and won’t want to go against them, but I need you to think about something.

Cass: Go ahead.

King: Jared has had multiple fights with Danielle now and he’s clearly against her. By keeping him in, the conflict they have will keep them from working together and let the two of you remain safe. If Tommy stays, he’s gonna go under the radar and at the same time stay a comp beast.

Esme: Oh God, no... I don’t think this is a good idea.

King: I know we don’t have much time, but please consider it...

Esme: It’s so good to have a little bit of power in this game. But at the same time, I feel like I have no idea if making a big move like this is the right thing.

Esme: So what are we gonna do?

Cass: I mean, he’s got a huge point with the whole keeping the conflict in the house.

Esme: But I don’t want to go against Jazz and Dani after they just helped us out this week...

Cass: Girl, I know. I loved that the girls got all together. But what we gotta remember is that we are still the underdogs here. We’re the ones outside of any alliance. We gotta make what’s best for us and us only.

Cass: I hope what I told Esme was enough, but I’m not sure she’s very happy with this plan. As for myself? I’m the happiest I’ve ever been in this house.

Kalani: The vote is coming up and I have no idea where anyone stands. This vote is pure chaos and there’s only one person who really knows who’s going home. And that ain’t me, bitch!

Padma: Hello, houseguests. It’s time for another eviction. And remember! After tonight, we’re going to the jury stage of the game, so you gotta think very carefully about every step you take.

Tameka: I unfortunately vote to evict my dear friend, Jared.

Cass: I gladly, gladly vote to evict Tommy.

Jazz: I vote to evict Jared.

Esme: I truly hope this isn’t a mistake. I vote to evict Tommy.

Chris: I hope we can go forward with the more honest players. I vote to evict Jared.

Kalani: I vote to evict Tommy.

King: It’s funny how we get ourselves into these spots, right? I know you won’t see it coming, but never, I mean, NEVER, come for the King. I vote to evict Tommy. By the way, thanks for the hat. This is what I call a social game.

Padma: The votes are in. And by a vote of 4-3...

Padma: Tommy, you have been evicted from the Big Brother house. Please grab your belongings and say your goodbyes.

Danielle: What the hell?!

King: Hehehe...

Tameka: This can’t be happening...

Tommy: ...

Padma: Let’s hear it for Tommy!

Padma: Tommy, I gotta say, you certainly don’t know this, but King led a last minute power move to get you out. Do you know why he did it?

Tommy: He probably caught wind of me trying to get him and his girl out. I gotta say I respect the move, but I don’t know how he’s gonna make it to the end now. And damn... He did all of this while using my hat. I got so bamboozled I didn’t even remember to get it back.

Padma: Now that you’re out and just missed out on jury, who are you rooting for?

Tommy: My partner in crime, Jared. Or Kalani, I guess. That would be a wild ride.

Next time, on Big Brother Sims…

I can’t deal with an alliance where there’s zero trust. I’m done with him.

Is this what winning feels like? I wish I could have tasted it sooner!

See?! This is why we shouldn’t have gone for our own alliance first! Our game is over and it’s all because of you!

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Big Brother Sims: S01E03 - The Man Behind the Curtain

Padma: Good evening and welcome back to Big Brother Sims. Last week the big alliance of seven started to show some sings of fracture. For how long will they stay strong? Let’s find out.

Jared: Man, it couldn’t have worked out better. As soon as the votes were announced, everyone’s faces were like “Uuuh... What?” and there’s no way there’s trust between the girls anymore.

Cass: You can probably imagine what felt like when Padma announced the vote was 6-3. I said to myself “There, blindsided”. But thank God that didn’t happen. Now I hope Danielle can help me out, because I feel like Esme and Pratyush tried to get me out and I’m feeling very at risk.

Danielle: Girl, did anyone tell you to vote that way to make a move against Cass?

Kalani: No, Dani. I swear, no one did-

Danielle: Sorry, right now I just can’t with you. You have to realize that this game is serious.

Danielle: Where the hell did those votes come from? Kalani is telling me she decided to throw a vote by her own accord, but damn... She has to get her shit together or else just walk out that door to save our time.

Kalani: I feel like I messed up big time, man. But I swear, from now on there’s a new Kalani playing this game. And I’m gonna give it my all.

Jazz: Just what the hell was that? I have my deal with Esme and I decided to check with her to see if for some weird reason they decided to go against us but I’m certain that’s not the case. Someone’s working on the shadows and I just know it for a fact.

Jazz: Why didn’t you vote like I told you to?

Esme: I swear on my life, Jazz. Both me and Pratyush voted for Genevieve. Someone’s trying to frame us or something.

Jazz: You know, that’s pretty hard to believe, but my gut still tells me to trust you.

Esme: Oh, thank you so much. I swear, if I hear anything, I’ll come tell you right away.

Tameka: I knew we could not trust that chick. She’s only trying to use this female bond but I can see right through her. As long as I’m concerned, she’s next to go.

While the scramble to find out where the votes come from dwindles, people are beginning to find problems in each other’s mannerisms.

Danielle: Lately I’ve been realizing the weirdest thing about Pratyush. It doesn’t matter who you’re talking to or where you are, he just shows up in there and doesn’t say a thing. He’s just creeping me out but it’s also kind of funny? I don’t know, man...

Danielle: Yes, I love those dancing games!

Cass: OMG, we have to play them together as soon as we get out.

Pratyush: ...

Danielle: What do you mean by burgers being better than pizza?

Jazz: Sorry not sorry.

Pratyush: ...

Pratyush: I just feel so out of my element in here. I usually distance myself from people due to the fact that my job revolve around killing, so I can’t be a goody-goody. So I just stay there when people are talking and have no idea when it’s the right time to give my input.

Danielle: The HoH competition is coming up and I do not plan on changing my strategy one bit. Throwing till the end.

Houseguest Soup The Houseguests must sit in a bath tub filled with water. At predetermined intervals, buckets filled with various disgusting items will be dumped into the tub. The last Houseguest sitting in the tub will become the new Head of Household.

Danielle has no effort in this challenge, but decides to quit when there’s 5 players left. Pratyush and Esme give up behind, leaving only Chris and Jazz. Since she had already been HoH, Jazz decided to give it to Chris.

Chris: Yes! Finally what I came here to do. Captain America: 1, rest of the house: 2, I guess. But I’m gonna make it to the top!

Chris: So after all that happened we can all agree that Esme and Pratyush can’t be trusted, right?

Danielle: Yes, we give them an opportunity and they threw it away.

Jared: So what’s the plan, chief?

Chris: I’m thinking we should backdoor Esme. Get her without giving her a chance to fight back.

Tommy: Perfect. She’ll realize what’s going on right away but won’t be able to do shit.

Tameka: I would love to see that.

Pratyush: Things are looking very grim for Esme and myself. We’re the only Silent Assassins left in the game and I have this terrible feeling she’s next to go. And I really don’t wanna lose her.

A few contestants are worried about having to lose bonds. At the same time, others are planning on beginning ones.

King: You know, I’m the King of many things. But in this game, I’m more than anything the social King. There’s no one on my level when it comes to that. And since I need numbers on my side when we eventually go deep in the game, I decided to talk to Kalani to get her on my side. Good thing is she’s been feeling down lately for voting wrong last time, so she was an easy target.

Kalani: I’m really sorry for voting for Cass last week. And thank you so much for giving me this opportuntity to explain myself. It’s just that that whole talk Genevieve had with us, I couldn’t bring myself to vote for her...

King: It’s totally ok, Kalz. I get it. You know you can trust me, right?

Kalani: Sure, I know that for a fact.

King: Are you sure no one came up to you talking about voting for Cass?

Kalani: I swear, there was no one. People knew that I didn’t have my head on the game up until now and maybe they used that to try to burn me.

King: Yeah, that’s a possibility. But hey, if you hear anything, come talk to me. I can help out.

Kalani: Thanks, man. You can count on me.

King: Likewise. I’m all in for an unpredictable alliance like this!

Kalani: You know, up until now I totally thught you were a muscle for brains kind of guy, but you’re actually pretty cool!

King: Haha, thanks. Well, I’ve actually got it all, the brains, the muscles, the looks. What can I do?

Kalani: Hahaha, also humility.

King: Yeah, no need for that when your name is King.

Kalani: Seems so, hahaha.

King: Kalani, I can see us getting far together. But please stop voting with your emotions and get focused on the game.

Chris calls the houseguests to the living room as it’s time for the nomination ceremony.

Chris: I have nominated you, Cass, as a pawn once again. I feel like I haven’t connected with you very well.

Cass: Not cool, man. I just barely survived one.

Chris: Sorry, gotta do what I gotta do. I’m also putting you, Pratyush, as my main target. You’re constantly performing well in challenges and is a long term threat.

Pratyush quietly sits at the nomination chair.

Chris: This is a very tough situation for me but I had to do it.

Cass: Can’t believe it...

Cass: This time I’m not only angry, I’m sad too, man. The paranoia of being nominated had just cooled down, and besides, putting me up against one of the very people who tried to get me out? What is wrong with these people who are supposedly on my side?

Esme: I just know it for a fact that these guys are planning on backdooring me. If I don’t get picked for that veto I’m out of this game. So I decided to talk to Jazz to see what are my chances.

Esme: Jazz, doesn’t it make sense to you that Chris would nominate Pratyush and backdoor me sitting right beside Cass because he and someone else are the responsible for the rogue votes?

Jazz: Oh my God, I hadn’t thought of that. I trusted that son of a bitch to become the new HoH...

Esme: Do you really think there’s a way I can be saved this week?

Jazz: My original plan was to get Chris to nominate someone else instead of you over the next days, but now maybe the only way is for myself or someone I trust to get that veto...

Chris gets everyone together for the veto selections.

Chris draws Tameka.

Cass draws Houseguest’s Choice and picks Danielle.

Pratyush draws Tommy.

Danielle: God, why would Cass expose our bond like that when she’s not even at risk? We just saw two people leaving back to back because of a dumb decision like that. I just hope this doesn’t come to bit me back later. Anyways, one more comp I have to run, one more comp I have to throw.

Tameka: Those comps up until now have all been about proving myself. And I’ve been performing pretty well on them, thank you very much. But I just want to have that golden moment of victory. And right when I can be the one to send my #1 enemy here home? That would be perfect.

Morph-O-Matic One at time the Houseguests privately enter the backyard to see a huge screen next to a switchboard with each Houseguest's name near a switch. Each round the screen will show two Houseguests morphed together. The Houseguests must flip the switches of the Houseguests that make up the face. The Houseguest to correctly figure out who is in each picture in the fastest time will win the Power of Veto!

Tameka and Cass ace this challenge, with Tommy right behind them. Pratyush and Chris are just pissed because of their inability with puzzles, while Danielle is dead last on purpose. In the end, Tameka takes home the Power of Veto.

Tommy: Well, I’m not happy, man. Jared says he can control Tameka easily, but I think she’s far more influenced by the girls than he believes. That’s why I gave my all to get that Veto, but it just didn’t work out.

Jared: Chill out, man. I can assure you she’ll get Pratyush off the block just cause I’ll tell her to.

Tommy: Have you talked to her?

Jared: No, but-

Tommy: And shouldn’t you?!

Jared: Sure, can you get her for me?

Tommy: Ok.

Jared: What is Tommy even going on about? I have Tameka on the palm of my hand. Actually, I have him right there too. As well as this whole house. I’m truly the man behind the curtain.

Jared: So, no surprises, right? Pratyush going down, Esme going up?

Tameka: Yeah, why would you ask that? Don’t you know what she did to me?

Jared: I know, I know. Just checking in with you.

Tameka: There’s no way in hell she’s not going home this week.

Jazz: Things are not looking good at all. But I think there’s still some hope for Esme. My very first alliance in this house included Tameka and I’m gonna appeal to that.

Danielle: So, Tameka, we called you in here because we have something important to say. We believe the guys are not being honest with us.

Tameka: What do you mean?

Jazz: Well, if you look at it, our alliance has 4 men and 3 women. And just like we’re together here, I think the boys are too.

Danielle: The four of them, or at least some of them four, are clearly trying to get us against each other so that they can dominate.

Tameka: Hmm, that would make sense.

Danielle: Have you thought of the fact that if Pratyush was to remain on the block, he would probably go home? And then the only guys left on the house would be the ones on our alliance? They would not be able to get Pratyush on their side.

Jazz: Exactly, Dani said it all. If we give up Esme, we give up our power.

Tameka: But the things she did to me...

Danielle: I’m not denying any of that, and if it’s up to me, she’s going next. But we have to make sure we don’t screw this up.

Tameka: Can you guys at least give me some time to think about it?

Danielle: Sure.

Jazz: I’m so freaking happy, I can’t believe you’re actually considering it.

Tameka: There’s something I want to pay attention to with my very eyes.

Jared: Hey man, you can rest assured you ain’t going home. I made it sure myself.

Pratyush: Really? Oh, that’s music to my ears!

Jared: Yes, but this favor won’t come for free. You gotta be loyal to me from now on.

Pratyush: Man, whatever you say I’m in.

Tameka: That fucking nugget. I knew I should not have trusted him. Like he’s always saying we’re good and he’s got a path for us to go forward together but then suddenly he’s working with people outside of the Power 7? He’ll learn I’m not anyone’s puppet and he won’t take credit for my achievements. I’m not an emotional player and I can totally think straight when it comes to what’s best for my game. And if that means keeping Esme, so be it.

Tameka reunites the houseguests for the Veto Ceremony.

Tameka: I have decided not to use the power of veto.

Kalani: As soon as she said that, all hell broke loose and I couldn’t contain my laughs!

Jared: Why would you do something like that?! Are you insane?!

Tameka: Well, Pratyush is a big threat too, I just thought it would be better to get him out first. Now... why are you so defensive about it?

Jared: I’m not-I’m just saying Esme has constantly been performing better than him, it doesn’t make sense... besides, you told me-

Tameka: I changed my mind. And on top of it all, I want to see where people’s allegiances are at.

King: What? Me? I know nothing about Jared trying to get the guys together!

Tameka: Are you sure of it?

King: If they’re doing something, I’m not included.

Tameka: Then we best get Pratyush out now, because that’s his plan.

Jazz: Tameka, I just wanted to thank you so much for this, really.

Esme: Yeah, I don’t know how I can repay you.

Tameka: Don’t get me wrong, I didn’t do this for Esme and I still don’t trust nor like you. It’s just that I’m not letting any animosity take that prize out of my hands.

Esme: Geez, that hurts...

Tameka: I don’t care.

Tommy: You better realize that this is a team game. And when you go against the team, there are consequences. And it shows we can’t trust you.

Chris: Yeah, we made this decision together.

Tameka: Right now, I really don’t care. And I’m just doing what I think is best for my game. If you wanna scream and shout, get in line.

Danielle: Jesus, this is gold!

Tameka: Ugh, I can’t with this *starts crying*. When I signed up for this game, I knew I was the strongest person I’ve ever met. But all of this pressure, dealing with all of those assholes and their egos, I just can’t. But I’m not gonna quit. I’ve never been a quitter. When people made fun of me for my skin tone, or when people told me I was crazy for immigrating from Jamaica. Never. And this game is just my next challenge. I’m gonna get through this. For myself, but most of all, for my wife and daughter.

Jared: The girls are not gonna get away with this unscathed. They’re gonna pay for it big time.

Jared: I’m pissed, man. And that’s not gonna stay like that! We have to do something!

Chris: Man, right now we better just roll with it. Can we get the votes to take out Cass?

Tommy: I doubt it. We could get Esme, but King and Kalani would never go against the girs.

Jared: I know. But all of them truly believe that Esme and Pratyush were the votes for Cass last time. We could totally do it again.

Tommy: What? Are you sure?

Jared: More than anything.

Chris: Man...

Jared: I swear, that’s gonna be the end of their trust.

Chris: Jared has gone crazy. And honestly, I want nothing to do with this alliance anymore. From now on, I’m only looking out for myself.

Padma: Hello, houseguests. It’s once again time for eviction. First up is Tommy.

Tommy: I vote to evict Cass. Honestly I’m just expecting more chaos after this vote is over. As a fan I’m excited.

Jared: I vote to evict Cass. It’s gonna be fun to see you going mad over these votes again.

Esme: I unfortunately vote to evict my friend, Pratyush. But this is not a vote against you, but for you. I’m gonna make it, I swear.

Jazz: I gladly vote to evict Pratyush.

Kalani: I’m gonna do it as I was told and vote to evict Pratyush.

King: Sorry, things weren’t meant to go this way, but apparently there’s things going on under the King’s supervision without his approval. I’m gonna check that. I vote to evict Pratyush.

Tameka: I vote to evict Pratyush. And just so you know it, you’re going home just because I wanted you to.

Danielle: This week was totally insane. I vote to evict Pratyush.

Padma: The votes are in. And by a vote of 6-2...

Padma: Pratyush, you have been evicted from the Big Brother house. Please grab your belongings and say your goodbyes.

Pratyush: ...

Pratyush walks away in absolute silence.

Padma: Make some noise for Pratyush!

Padma: So, Pratyush! What happened? I felt like we lost you in the game.

Pratyush: My alliance got picked off and my hard time bonding with these people really showed tonight. Also both me and Esme getting set up by someone didn’t help at all.

Padma: And who are you rooting for now?

Pratyush: Esme, 100%. But I doubt her chances right now. I just hope she doesn’t go home right after me.

Next time, on Big Brother Sims...

I never wanted any of this power, but now I love it!

My plan was to play a honest game and I haven’t been doing that. It’s time to change.

This vote is pure chaos and there’s only one person who really knows who’s going home. And that ain’t me, bitch!

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Big Brother Sims: S01E02 - My Swan Song

Padma: Good evening and welcome back to Big Brother Sims! Last week we had a bombastic beginning to our season with two houseguests evicted and many alliances being formed. Get ready for much more on this episode! Twelve are left, who will be evicted tonight?

Genevieve: Ugh, it’s good to be in this house.

Genevieve: Yep, just taking a deep breath.

Genevieve: I voted wrong last night, that much is true. I’m probably one of the next to go if I don’t turn my game upside down. However, I’m pretty sure I can make it through this.

Kalani: Can you guys fucking believe it?! I survived! And just like a little cockroach, that’s how they won’t see me coming! Right now I plan on talking to Danielle to thank her for keeping me in because she’s a true friend.

Kalani: I’m so happy that I got to stay and I promise you I will be loyal, I really owe you this one.

Danielle: Thanks babe, I got your back.

Kalani: And right now, I really want to get out those three that voted for me.

Danielle: Kalani is a very useful number for me outside of my alliance right now. But don’t be fooled, I see her as nothing but a number.

Esme: Since I only survived because of my deal with Jazz at the HoH comp, I decided to talk to her to reassure my position in the game.

Esme: From the get go I knew that maybe I would have to drop my original allies and that’s what I’m gonna do if I need to.

Jazz: Okay, that works for me. You have to know I’ll do my best to make sure you stay and we can keep this secret deal.

Esme: Perfect.

Jazz: The main reason why I’m keeping Esme close is because she is a huge shield, sure. But she’s also turning out to be a good friend. And this game is all about bonds, so we gotta keep track of those.

Speaking of bonds, a few houseguests are beginning to develop some deeper ones.

Danielle: You know, how can I possibly describe Chris? He’s too much of nice guy, yeah, but at the same time he’s so damn hot, hahaha. I just can’t with him.

Danielle: OMG, this is too hot!

Chris: What? C’mon, it’s just fine!

Danielle: Oh, look at my arms!

Chris: Haha, you’re just the cutest.

Danielle: Oh, stop that. So what did you invite me here for?

Chris: Honestly? I kinda wanted to see what you would look like in a bikini.

Danielle: That’s not true! Hahaha!

Chris: Would you mind if I sat a little bit closer like this?

Danielle: No, go ahead.

Chris: Just don’t give me too much hope, okay?

Chris: Danielle just has something that sparks my interest, man. She’s fun, she doesn’t give a damn, she likes to live life. I don’t know where this will go but I sure am enjoying all this flirting right now.

Meanwhile, there’s another power couple on the house who doesn’t seem to be having such a fun and flirty relationship.

King: So I’ve been meaning to ask you something for a while now...

Jazz: Sure, go ahead.

King: Do you plan to get rid of me soon?

Jazz: What? I mean...

King: So it did cross your mind, huh?

Jazz: Well, what can I say? I feel like you’ve been thinking the same thing.

King: Yeah, I guess we’re both just good at thinking too many steps ahead.

King: Jazz is a fenomenal player. I’ll probably have to drop her as soon as I get the chance because she’s the only one at my level here.

Jazz: King is clearly projecting onto me when in reality he’s the one who wants to drop me. But I sure as hell will keep my eyes open.

King: So what are we gonna do about this?

Jazz: I propose something different. Why don’t we go to the final two together? That way we can control this house but keep trust in each other.

King: If you can give me your word.

Jazz: Yes, I swear I will go with you to the end.

King: Then I do too, it’s a deal.

Tommy: *whispering* What the fuck? 

Tommy: So I was just outside of the HoH room as Jazz was supposed to be leaving it and guess what I heard? King has a final two deal with her! And I’ve seen how close Chris and Danielle have been getting. I just show so much loyalty to those two guys but I get nothing back. I may have coined the Pop Kids, but apparently they’re not the right alliance for me. I didn’t come here to be no fifth wheel.

Tommy: Fuck those guys...

Tommy: The girls, man. The girls are dangerous. And the reason why the Secret Squadron might fail. But I see through their facade and I know they have multiple deals with the other girls. But I’m gonna put an end to that.

Tommy: Damnit!

Tommy: After clearing my mind a bit, I realized what I can do moving forward. So, this house is currently controlled by the Power 7, which is consisted of King, Jazz, Chris, Danielle, myself, Jared and Tameka. Then there’s the Syncopation alliance that voted wrong last time, Esme, Pratyush and Genevieve. And of course the two floaters in the middle, Cass and Kalani. What I’m gonna do is approach Tameka and Jared to know more about them and get more options in here.

Tommy: So, it’s clear that the power couples are running our alliance, right?

Tameka: Yup, I’ve noticed that.

Tommy: Would you be willing to do something against them soon?

Tameka: That seems like a huge move, I’m not really sure...

Tommy: I know you’re not dumb, so please consider it.

Tameka: Am I afraid of the power couples? Yes. However, there’s no way in hell I’m going with this plan as of now. Tommy is clearly out to get the women and Jazz and Danielle are currently my main allies.

Tommy: You probably know about my suspicions of the girls being together, right?

Jared: Sure. And I agree with you 100%.

Tommy: Oh, thank God. Because I got those weird vibes from Tameka when I talked to her...

Jared: But of course. She’s going along with them. I’m glad you approached me, because I’ve been meaning to do something about it. I just didn’t have the manpower to do it.

Tommy: This is truly music to my ears. How can we can make this work?

Jared: First of all, don’t tell anything else about your suspicions to Tameka. I have quite the awesome plan, but I’m gonna need your help. And first thing you’re gonna have to do is get Chris on board with this.

Tommy: What? Chris? And you think he would go against Danielle?

Jared: Don’t worry, he will. And besides, King and Jazz are the more dangerous pair here.

Jared: The girl-boy ratio here right now is very dangerous. Seven to five is more than enough to get them united. But I have a plan that just cannot go wrong.

It’s time for a new Head of Household Reign to begin.

Danielle: I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again - I’m throwing the shit out of this comp.

King: I’m getting some weird vibes from a few houseguests, so I want to make sure someone I trust is the HoH this week.

Tommy: I’m taking power into my own hands. I’m not gonna let my game be ruined like that.

En Garde Houseguests will face off two at a time. Padma will ask a question, with the answer being one of the previously evicted Houseguests. The first Houseguest to buzz in with the correct answer will choose the next pair to face off - and the other Houseguest is eliminated. The last Houseguest remaining will become the new Head of Household.

For some weird reason the HoH competition is a quiz about Diego and the Syncopation. Danielle gets a question about her own brother wrong on purpose. When there’s four players left, King beats Cass and Tommy surprisingly takes out Tameka. In the end, Tommy gets crowned the new HoH.

Tommy: I could not be any happier. The others just can’t compete. First thing I’m gonna do is talk to Cass, one of the floaters, to figure out if she can spill the beans on the girls.

Cass: Currently I’m playing this game by minding my own business. I’m not stepping on anyone’s toes and just keeping myself free of drama. But then, out of nowhere, this kid comes to me with some ideas that he pulled out of his ass.

Tommy: So tell me Cass, there is an all girls thing between you all, isn’t there?

Cass: I have no idea what you’re talking about, hahaha. I’m just trying to lay low for as long as I can.

Tommy: Stop lying to me, Cass! I know you guys are together!

Cass: What the hell, man? There’s nothing of the sort going on. And right now even if there was I don’t know if I would tell you about it.

Tommy: There we have it. I knew.

Cass: Geez, you’re going nuts.

Tommy: Not only do I think she’s lying, but it pisses me off that big targets are gunning for each other while people like her are scraping by unscathed.

Cass: That kid, Tommy. He’s going crazy. He’s playing too agressively and that’s gonna bite him in the butt sooner rather than later.

King: Tommy is now HoH and he’s been acting weird as hell lately. So I decided to check on him to see if we’re still good.

Tommy: Yeah, man. I’m totally fine. Don’t know why you’re worried.

King: It’s just that you seem to be acting differently towards us right now. We’re still Secret Squad strong, right?

Tommy: Of course, man! You can count on me!

King: So the plan still is...

Tommy: Yup, take out the ones who voted with Syncopation.

King: Ok, let’s go out before they get suspicious of us. *winks at the camera*

King: This kid is beginning to become trouble. I’m sure he’s planning to do something that I won’t like and I have to cut that short.

Tommy calls the houseguests to the living room as it’s time for the nomination ceremony.

Tommy: I have nominated you, Genevieve, because you were campaigning for Syncopation last week even though it was the clear consensus of the house for him to go home. 

Genevieve sighs.

Tommy: I have also nominated you, Cass, as a pawn. I’m sure you are more than capable of staying in the house this round, but I personally don’t feel a strong connection to you.

Cass: Sure, that’s why.

Tommy: Also, I feel like both of you are very threatening to me for being non-threats. I won’t allow you guys escaping while the big dogs like Esme and Pratyush go for each other’s heads.

Cass: Ok, whatever you say.

Cass: I ain’t happy, that’s for sure.

Genevieve: I simply can’t believe that my past decisions are going to screw me over like this.

Jared: It’s finally time to put my plans in action. Sorry preemptively, but I need this for my strategy. One thing I could do to split up the girls is tell Tommy to backdoor Jazz right now, but would that be the smart thing to do? Of course not. It’s too soon for that. We gotta work step by step and the very first one is to make sure Esme isn’t trusted by the other women. You know, Tameka and I, being the oldest two in the alliance, have talked quite a lot about life. And she’s told me that if there’s one thing that pisses her off is when someone takes her stuff without asking.

Tameka: Where the hell is my hairbrush?!

Tameka: You can’t simply take my stuff and get away with it. If you do it, I will hunt you down. And guess where I found it? Inside Esme’s bag.

Tameka: How dare you steal my hairbrush you little thief?

Esme: Oh my God... I didn’t...

Tameka: Yup, you stole my hairbrush. Don’t try to pretend you didn’t.

Esme: I...

Esme: Did you hear what she just said? What the hell, man… I’m just so personally hurt... And I have no idea where any of that came from.

Jared: Maybe I took Tameka’s hairbrush? Maybe. Maybe I put it inside Esme’s bag? Maybe. I’m a very cold and calculating person, honestly. So all of this does not make me lose any of my sleep.

Danielle: So I heard about what just happened with Esme and I’m just in shock. And sice Tameka is one of my closest allies, I decided to talk to her to check if everything is alright and make sure she apologizes.

Danielle: Girl, you can’t do that kind of stuff.

Tameka: ...

Danielle: Really, I’m saying this just because I care about you. And you should really apologize to her.

Tameka: Yeah, you’re right, hahaha. I’m just gonna go do that now.

Tameka: Who does Danielle think she is to boss me around? I’m about double her age and I won’t let this kid tell me what I have or don’t have to do. But as of now, I’m just gonna play the nice girl and stay quiet. Please, I’m not dumb.

Tommy gets everyone together for the veto selections.

Tommy draws Houseguest’s choice and chooses Chris to reassure the Pop Kids he’s still with them.

Genevieve draws Jazz.

Cass draws Danielle.

One Man's Trash Is Another Man's Veto

The Houseguests enter the backyard to see an enormous pile of trash. Within the trash are various Veto medallions. The first Houseguest to find seven Veto medallions and bring them back to their individual dumpster will win the Power of Veto.

Chris destroys the competition, with Jazz and Genevieve being a bit behind. Tommy just got unlucky, while Danielle was throwing again and Cass just wasn’t good at this competition.

Chris: I’m really happy I finally got a win. But at the same time, there’s no reason to use this power. I’ve talked to Jared a bit and he has some crazy ideas that he’s been whispering into Tommy’s ears and I’m not totally comfortable with that. So for now, it’s safer not to use it.

Genevieve: I feel like I’m in so much trouble now. And the only one who can help me now is Chris.

Genevieve: I called you here because you’re my only hope, man.

Chris: I know what you’re about to say, but I’m sorry. I just can’t do this. There’s a huge target on your back and I can’t put that on me.

Genevieve: Well, thanks for being honest. I really appreciate it.

Chris: Genevieve, she’s a really sweet girl. And I honestly think this is an HoH being thrown away when there’s people like Pratyush and Esme in her alliance. But it’s a huge risk to take her off the block. What if Tommy tries to strike King and Jazz or worse, Dani?

Cass: I feel pretty safe being used as a pawn this week. That doesn’t mean I’m happy, but one way I can ensure I’m staying is by becoming friends with the people in power. Considering my bond with Diego last week, I think it might help me get to Danielle.

Danielle: So, how are you feeling?

Cass: Very, very anxious.

Danielle: You know you have nothing to worry about, right? There’s no way this vote isn’t unanimous against Genevieve.

Cass: You can never be so sure.

Danielle: Chill out, girl. Hahaha.

Danielle: Like this! *splashs water*

Cass: Oh, you bitch! Hahahaha!

Danielle: Oh my God, Cass, you’re so fun to be around.

Cass: Thanks, you’re pretty fun too. I guess.

Danielle: This is totally the kind of stuff Diego would say...

Danielle: I’m sorry if I’m getting a little teared up.

Cass: You really miss him, right?

Danielle: Oh, so much. My entire family, actually.

Cass: Do you need a hug?

Danielle: I guess so.

Danielle: I never thought I could find someone that would be so much like my brother in this house! Cass is so quirky and fun, I love her. And she’s really helping me see how much I miss my family. Once this is all over I’m really gonna tell them I’m sorry and reconnect.

Chris reunites the houseguests for the Veto Ceremony.

Chris: I have decided not to use the power of veto.

Cass: Well, I’m feeling as safe as I can feel in the current situation I’m in.

Genevieve: This is my swan song, I’m pretty sure of it.

Esme: As I said before, I will drop my alliance as soon as they’re not useful to me anymore. And that’s the case right now.

Esme: Pratyush, quick. Some good news. Jazz told us to vote for Genevieve and we’ll be safe.

Pratyush: I don’t know if I can betray her...

Esme: It’s gonna be tough but it’s inevitable for her to go home.

Esme: In the long run this is gonna be good for me because I’ll be laying low and keep showing loyalty to Jazz.

Genevieve: Honestly, I’m at peace with leaving now. However, I’m not going home without a bang.

Genevieve asks the whole house to come to the kitchen.

Genevieve: Hello, sweethearts!

Genevieve: This is Her Majesty, Claudette!

Everyone is surprised, excited and talking to Genevieve about Her Majesty, Claudette.

Jazz: At the end of the day, it’s good for my game to have a girl leaving now in order to stop all this paranoia about an all-girls alliance. But damn, Genevieve put on a show! I was so shocked and it was so much fun!

Chris: Man, I come from the football world. I’m not used to this kind of stuff at all. But I thought it was cool just because it was so different!

Genevieve: And that’s what it’s like being a drag queen.

Tommy: What the hell, that must be so tough.

Tommy: The way I see Genevieve and who she is as a person changed completely after our talk. I mean, she’s still very dangerous to my game, but she’s also an incredible human being. And after all that, I really feel like a better human being.

Cass: I really don’t feel like people’s perception of Genevieve is going to change much after that talk today. She’s still getting all the votes no doubt.

Kalani: I’m feeling so touched by that story. I simply cannot bring myself to vote for Genevieve. I know what I told Danielle, but she’s gonna have to forgive me on this one.

Jared: So, the vote is coming up, and it’s time for one final step on my plan to make the girls not want to work with Esme.

Tommy: So, what did you call us here for?

Jared: Sit down, you’re gonna have to.

Jared: It’s time for the final step of my master plan. You guys know Esme and Pratyush know we’re going for Genevieve, right?

Tommy: Yes, someone must have tipped them off.

Chris: Don’t look at me, I have no idea who did it.

Jared: It doesn’t matter right now. The thing is, they are voting for her to show loyalty, right? But what if we did something about it?

Chris: What do you mean?

Jared: What if you and me threw our votes at Cass and blamed it on Esme and Pratyush?

Chris: What the fuck? I mean, if it works this is genius, but...

Tommy: Man, they’re never gonna work together again if we do this right... But are we sure Cass isn’t getting any votes?

Jared: Worst case scenario Kalani votes for her because she has no idea of what she’s doing in this game.

Kalani: Zzzzzzzzzzz...

Chris: This is too dangerous, man. If Pratyush and Esme do vote for Cass, we’re sending her home on accident.

Jared: It’s a risk we’re gonna have to take. And if we do lose Cass, it’s not like we’re close with her anyways.

Chris: This is a crazy ass plan and I doubt it will work.

Padma: Hello houseguests. It’s time for eviction. First up is Tameka.

Tameka: I vote to evict Genevieve. But stay a queen, girl.

Kalani: I vote to evict Cass. Sorry.

Danielle: I vote to evict Genevieve. Sure would have loved to work with you, honey.

Jazz: I vote to evict Genevieve. You’re gonna be missed, baby.

King: There can only be one majesty in this house, and that’s the King. I vote to evict Genevieve.

Chris: I hope to God this doesn’t backfire, but I vote to evict Cass.

Jared: I vote to evict Cass. But don’t worry, you’re staying.

Pratyush: I’m going with the house on this one. I vote to evict my dear friend, Genevieve.

Genevieve: As sad as this may be, I vote to evict Genevieve. But you have to know you’re a friend for life. And I’ll never forget your talk with me in the backyard. Come back to see me with the million.

Padma: The votes are in. And by a vote of 6-3...

Padma: Genevieve, you have been evicted from the Big Brother house. Please grab your belongings and say your goodbyes.

Genevieve: It’s totally okay.

Genevieve: Guys, thank you so much for making my stay here the best I could have ever hoped for. I’m very thankful for sharing this experience with all of you and I couldn’t have chosen a better group of people. Play hard!

Padma: Let’s welcome Genevieve, aka Her Majesty, Claudette!

Padma: Genevieve, I must say. Having someone so different and colorful like you on this cast was great. Why do you think you’re sitting here right now?

Genevieve: Well, first of all thank you very much. I wanted to have a positive impact on people. As to why I’m sitting here... A jerk picked me for veto and showed everyone I was allied with him last week. It’s that simple, hahaha.

Padma: Oh, that’s unfortunate, isn’t it? Who are you rooting for now?

Genevieve: Esme and Pratyush, for sure. They apparently stayed true to our alliance even though it was clear I was going home.

Padma: Oh, you’re in for a surprise.

Next time, on Big Brother Sims...

Why didn’t you vote like I told you to?

Where the hell did those votes come from?

I’m all in for an unpredictable alliance like this!

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Big Brother Sims: S01E01 - It’s Like Ka-Chow!

Padma: Good evening. I’m Padma Patel and you better be ready for a group of people like you’ve never seen before. They are about to take part in one of the greatest games of all time. Welcome to Big Brother Sims!

Padma: This is a house like no other, filled with cameras that will capture their every move.

Padma: And microphones that will capture their every word. You can’t escape yourself in here.

Padma: Each episode, they will vote to evict one of their own, until only one remains to claim the prize of one million simoleons. Now, let’s meet our houseguests.

Genevieve: Hi, my name is Genevieve Friege, aka Her Majesty, Claudette. I’m a proud Native American trans woman and I do drag as my own persona, Her Majesty, Claudette. And I love dragging! It’s part of who I am and how I managed to cope with many terrible things that happened to me as I grew up. I totally feel like that has prepared me to face this game. I’m about to shine on this house!

King: I’m the King of this game, better get that check written with my name. No kidding, my name is Alex King, but I go by my last name because I’m just that good. I love parties, working out and being successful like I always am. I’m currently on law school and I plan to have this whole house wrapped around my fingers. I’ll flirt with any girl or boy if they’re into it to make sure I move further, believe me.

Kalani: Oh my god this is exciting! I can’t believe I got picked. I’m Kalani Millington and if you look up entertaining on a dictionary, you’re gonna find a pic of me. I hate ignorant people and I will make sure they understand that. I will cause trouble, I will be dramatic and I know I will regret it all, but I sure will love to have my home friends make fun of me for that forever.

Jared: You guys probably know me already, but yeah, this is Jared Dalsgaard, the singer. I’m here to try out something different and see how I end up doing in this game. I’m usually very shy and have tons of trouble socializing, but I will try my best to not let that or my famous career get in the way of my win. I need to prove to myself that I can beat others at a social game and not let fame get to my head.

Padma: And this is it for our first four houseguests. Please go on and enter the Big Brother House!

The four enter the house and go exploring immediately. As they split up, conversations about the game already start to pop up.

King: As I walk in, I realize right away that I’m standing beside the Jared Dalsgaard. And man, this game is all about big targets. My strategy will be exactly to keep those kinds of people around so that my own seems small when compared to theirs. So obviously, first thing I do is pull him aside and ask him if he wants to play with me.

King: I knew it! You really are Jared! 

Jared: Yup, you caught me.

King: Man, I sure would love to work with you. Big targets like you and me have to work together.

Jared: You know what? That wouldn’t be a bad idea.

Jared: With King, I’m telling him a little bit of what he wants to hear, but he actually makes a good point. My biggest fear coming in was that everyone would get together and gang up on me but they actually are being very open to work with me and that’s great short-term. And damn, if people want to socialize with me, I may be better at this than I thought.

The camera goes back to Padma as it’s time to meet more houseguests.

Chris: My name is Chris Harding, and I’m totally the Captain America stereotype. I play football since I was 14 and after college I started playing it professionally. I know people think that players are jerks and bad guys, but I try to deconstruct that idea. I consider myself a nice and gentle soul and that’s how I plan to play this game, without any unnecessary lying or backstabbing. By the way, I’m also representing bisexuals! So go #TeamBi!

Cass: I. Can. Not. Believe. This. Is. Happening. OMG! I’m the biggest superfan of everything game and reality show-related, so you can imagine how I’m feeling right now. I’m loud, I’m boisterous. I like to be the center of attention and you better accept it or get out of my way. I’m a waitress at a Keg, but I spend most of my free time with activism since injustice to me is the biggest poison of this world. If I win, I’m donating most of the money to help people in need.

Tommy: Hell yeah! I’m Tommy Parkinson and I’m here to take risks. I just recently got out of school and unfortunately got kicked out by my parents after wasting all of my college money on gambling and losing all of it. I’m currently living with my aunt and uncle and I plan to use this money to deal with my gambling addiction and help my family who has supported me far more than they needed to.

Esme: I’m Esme Greenwood and I am the definition of a strong woman. Sometime ago I had a tough time getting beat up and I had to step up my game and ended up looking jacked like this. I then pursued a career as a correctional officer and you better believe that those kids are afraid of this beast. I also just got divorced and with the state my mind is in right now, Big Brother might be the best thing to help me get back on track.

Padma: Congratulations for making it in, guys! Now go on inside the house!

The four enter the house and more groups start to form.

Tommy: You know, I’m a bro kind of guy, and to me nothing better than making a bros alliance. I already liked Chris and know he will be able to help me out and as we entered and I saw King, that was it. My final three was sealed.

King: This here can get us very very far, guys. If you’re down, I’m too. And we’ll wreck this game together.

Chris: I’m in.

Tommy: I’m super in. Seriously guys, you’re my final three.

King: Cool for me. We’re gonna be like, The Secret Squadron.

Chris: Haha, best alliance name ever!

Chris: Tommy and King seem like very nice guys. And those are the kind of guys I want to play this game with. I think if we stick together there’s no way we can lose this.

The camera once again returns to Padma as it’s time to meet the last four houseguests.

Jazz: Hey ya’ll, this is Jazzra Simpson talking, but I’ll probably answer only if you call me Jazz. I grew up very poor and even had to drop out of school to support my family and through so much effort and a little bit of luck, I managed to get a gig as a personal assistant to a celebrity. Thanks to that my family now can have a full meal everyday. Also, that job taught me how to deal with huge egos, and I believe that’s what’s going to lead me to win this game.

Syncopation: My true name is Shawn Vodolski but the public probably knows me as The Syncopation. Yes, this rockstar and villain with a capital V is here to bring chaos and conflict to this entire house. I’m going to flirt with all the dumb women, stab everyone in the back, basically do everything I can to win. And you better believe that I will go down in Big Brother Sims history!

Tameka: Nice to meet you, I’m Tameka Johnson and I’m from Jamaica. I’m very proud of my extra-dark skin tone and through all the hardships I went through because of it, my mind is ready for any pressure this game can bring. I love fashion, I love my wife and daughter and I love being a social magnet. But be aware, because if you do or say things that I dislike, I WILL snap on you without remorse.

Pratyush: Hello, my name is Pratyush Takalikar and even though I look like this, I’m actually just 20. I would describe myself as a very cold and calculating person, and that’s about it. I plan to win this game because winning is the thing I love the most in this whole world. Like, c’mon, is there any feeling better than the one you get when you win anything? Just leave me away from the whiny brats and the prize is mine.

Padma: It’s time to get you guys inside too! Go, go, go!

As they walk in, some of the houseguests are already making deals.

Syncopation: You know, I saw this Pratyush guy beside me and knew he was gold. I just looked for the closest dumb women and that was it. Our final four was closed in. My flirt never fails me.

Syncopation: Big targets, you and me. Guys who have no problem being ruthless. This is final two.

Pratyush: Works for me, for real.

Syncopation: Then let’s call over those two right there.

Genevieve: That truly is the dumbass Syncopation, isn’t it? I hate the guy, but like, I’m not stupid. He is the perfect guy to go to the end with and beat. So I’m totally ok with this alliance specially because he will always be a bigger target than myself.

Genevieve: If it works for you guys, I can be 100% loyal to you.

Esme: Sounds good.

Syncopation: Then it’s perfect for me. I mean, for us. The Silent Assassins.

Syncopation: How can women be so dumb? Jesus Christ!

Esme: First chance I get I’m dropping this alliance. I mean, I don’t mind playing the villain, but the guy is too much of a jerk.

Suddenly, the camera goes back once again to Padma.

Padma: If you thought we were over, you’re clearly not ready for a summer full of twists. Let’s meet the Oak twins.

Danielle: My name is Danielle Oak and I’m the personification of a party animal. If you say party, I say I’m in! I also love hot guys, flirting (with girls too, since I don’t mind) and starting relationships. Ending them, not so much. I’m currently working as a yoga instructor since I dropped out of college and my parents stopped supporting me because of it. I plan to start an all-girls alliance and dominate this show. Let’s get the party started!

Diego: I’m Diego Oak and... Hmm... This is tough, man. Hahaha. Well, I’m very shy and geekish and I usually don’t know what to say to people. I mean, I don’t know. I guess. One thing about me is that while I’m very good with computers and got my Computer Science degree, I don’t want to work with that. Yep, sorry mom and dad. I actually love cooking and hope to use the money from the show to become a chef and open my own restaurant.

Padma: Danielle and Diego, you both will enter the house right now. But don’t get too happy, because by tomorrow, one of you will already have left. And the twist is... The one leaving will be evicted by the public. Now go inside! And our cast is finally complete.

Tameka: Coming in, my plan was to make an alliance with all the older people. But guess what, I’m the only one older than 31 in this entire freaking house. So I’m settling for anyone who I think I will be ok with. And as I see those twins entering the house and the girl who, to me, is the clear favorite to stay, I knew I could use the whole awkward situation to get her on my side. And then grab some other chick, scream girl power and we’re set.

Danielle: Girls, I’m not kidding. From casting till now all I’ve said is that I plan on having an all girls alliance. And to see it coming to fruition, it’s just to good to be true.

Jazz: Oh my god, yes. If you end up staying and we all work together, we could possibly be in the end.

Tameka: That would be perfect. And most of them would not expect me to be working with ya’ll.

Jazz: This alliance, it’s perfection. I said I wanted to play loyal and if there’s a group I can be completely loyal to it’s those two.

Danielle: Oh my God, I’m so excited! Be ready, we’re gonna bamboozle every single man in this house.

While some contestants are excited about the future, some can’t even believe the present.

Cass: This is the dream, you know. And I can’t believe I’m getting to live it. This whole experience to me is about the journey. It’s about proving to myself that I can do this and I shouldn’t let people underastimate me. I had a little bit of a panic attack when I saw all those strangers, but I’m gonna pick myself up and be the same loud Cass I always have been. Game on!

Cass: Darling, that’s not how you make an omelet sandwich! Here, let me teach you!

Diego: Ok, Ms. Darden!

Cass: Call me that again and I will feed you burnt toast! Hahaha!

Diego: You know, I totally loved Cass! She’s the kind of person I feel really comfortable with and I wouldn’t mind working with her if I were to stay. Really, she’s one of the sweetest souls I’ve ever seen and so funny!

King: Well, my girlfriend will have to forgive me but I’m gonna do what I said I had to in order to win. Get my flirt on. And there’s no girl in this house who’s prettier than Jazz. I think we could make quite the power couple and I don’t expect her to turn on me anytime soon.

King: Hey, I’ve been trying to talk to you since like forever. I really like your vibes and I feel like we could do some damage together.

Jazz: Honestly, I was expecting this to be more than just game talk.

King: Well, if you’re down for it, so am I. Like, you’re the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen.

Jazz: Oh, don’t say that, I’m gonna get embarassed.

King: Ugh, on top of it all you’re also funny. Are you sure you’re single?

Jazz: Hahaha, yes I am. But I’m also playing with you a little bit.

King: Yeah, I sensed you were quite the clever little girl from the moment we started this conversation.

Jazz: Really? How so?

King: I don’t know, you just have a very strong aura. Very, very intelligent.

Jazz: Oh you’re gonna get me embarassed again.

King: Don’t worry, this time I’m not flirting. I’m just saying I respect you as a player and will take care when it comes to you.

Jazz: Then I’m gonna do the same when it comes to you.

Jazz: You know, King is very dangerous. But I would like to keep him by my side because it’s better to keep a dragon like that with a pretty tight leash. And when it comes the time, this clever little girl will slay the dragon. Yeah, he’ll regret calling me that.

Padma: Houseguests, it’s time to evict one of the twins. Let’s get together in the living room.

Padma: Hello, houseguests. It’s finally time.

Padma: And with only 33.4% of the public vote...

Padma: Diego, you have been evicted from the Big Brother house. Please grab your belongings and say your goodbyes.

Diego: You know I wish you all the best, right?

Danielle: I’m sure of that *sobbing*

Diego: Now stop crying and bring them hell. There’s no alliance stronger than the one we have, girl.

Danielle: You know, the reason why I was crying and sobbing and making a fool of myself so much is because, even though it hadn’t always been like that, me and my brother are very close. There’s no one I wish I could have this experience with other than him. And I’m gonna keep playing for the both of us. Thanks, public at home.

Padma: Let’s welcome Diego!

Padma: Welcome back, Diego! Why do you think it didn’t work out?

Diego: Well, I think my sister is just a beast. There’s no way I could compete with her or cause the amount of damage she’s about to cause.

Padma: Oh, I have to say, you’re one of the funniest little quirky characters I’ve ever seen. You’ll be very missed.

Diego: Thank you so much, Padma!

King: You know, as soon as I saw that girl crying like that, I knew what I had to do. Since I can’t go flirt with her right away since I’m working on Jazz, I told Chris exactly what he had to do and he made some magic happen. I mean, he’s no King, but the chick quit crying quite fast.

Danielle: Thanks for being here for me, honestly. This is pretty tough.

Chris: You can count on me whenever you want. I hate seeing a pretty girl like you crying like this.

Danielle: Oh, stop it, silly!

As the houseguests start to spread, Padma suprises them with some news.

Padma: Houseguests, the night is not over. It’s time for our first Head of Household competition.

Danielle: Welp, I’m throwing that. All eyes are already on me, I don’t need any more attention. Actually, I plan on throwing every single thing I can unless I absolutely need to win it.

Syncopation: Of course I’m throwing, are you insane? There’s no one targeting me anytime soon.

Esme: I’m gonna prove why I came here right away and win this first HoH to set the tone of the game.

Popsicle Factory The Houseguests enter the backyard to see sixteen popsicles hanging down. They must hang on one. If they fall, they are eliminated. The last Houseguest remaining will become the first Head of Household!

Cass and Kalani drop out very fast. The Syncopation follows right behind, terribly pretending not to be throwing. Genevieve and Jared fall around the thirty minute mark. After quite some time, the bigger guys go down. King and Chris are the first. Danielle, tired of pretending, follows them and Pratyush falls shortly after. Tameka, proving herself, gets too tired after the two-hour mark. Tommy falls around the four-hour mark with his arms hurting. The top two are Esme and Jazz. Unknown to the other houseguests, they strike a deal.

Esme: Girl, congratulations. I really can’t do this anymore. If I drop, you promise to keep me safe?

Jazz: Yup, and not only now, we’re going far together. 

Esme: I’m gonna put my trust on you then.

Esme finally drops and Jazz is crowned the very first Head of Household.

Jazz: Can you freaking believe it?! Mom and dad, I became the first HoH! What the hell?! I promise you this is just the beginning.

Pratyush: You know, I really like Esme and she’s a member of my alliance so I wanted to check in with her to see how she was feeling after that challenge.

Esme: I’m just so pissed that I was too weak to keep going. And I hate being weak.

Pratyush: Are you crazy? If there’s one thing you proved today is that you’re the strongest bitch in this house.

Esme: Hahaha, when you put it like that... But then it’s terrible in a whole different way.

Pratyush scores a goal and wins 6-1.

Pratyush: You better pay attention and not let your emotions get the best of you, girl. Or else you’ll screw yourself over.

Esme: Things couldn’t be any worse now. I just hope Jazz sticks to our deal.

King: Now it’s time for the fun. We’re finally going to decide who we’ll put on the block. For that, we get all of the Secret Squadron and the girls together.

King: We have to put up Esme.

Danielle: I disagree, I think she’s a huge shield for all of us and we should be looking for the ones escaping by the sidelines right now.

Jazz: Yes, Dani said it all. We have to get some of the sketchier ones out. Pratyush, for an example, was clearly one of the strongest ones but also much more clever than she was in hiding it.

Tommy: Cool, but then we still have to decide on who to put as a pawn alongside him.

Jazz: Well, that’s gonna be a tough one.

Chris: Hey, not to sound like I don’t care about what you guys are saying, but what will we call this alliance?

King: Hmm, good question. Well, we are some of the youngest memebers of the cast, so something along those lines?

Chris: Youngsters?

Jazz: Nah, I don’t like that.

Tommy: How about the Pop Kids?

Everyone remains silent.

King: You know what? I’m into it just because of how ridiculous it sounds.

Jazz: Jesus, the Pop Kids? What a dumb name. But I kinda love it? What is this house doing to me? Besides that, the guys are ok with getting rid of Pratyush, which works for me. I’m doing all of this to guarantee we have a male first boot.

King: You know, Tommy is scared to death that the girls have an all female thing going on. Do I believe it? Not a chance in the world. And even if they do, which could be true, it’s only a matter of time until their own cattiness makes them implode.

Syncopation: Right now, it’s time to put my plans into action and make as many allies as I can. The thing is, I know what the people’s perception of me is. And I know just how sweet a final two deal with me sounds.

Syncopation: How does a final two with me sound to you?

Syncopation: You and me, final two.

Syncopation: Yes, I do believe your best chance is in a final two with me.

Genevieve: You know, Shawn is quite the character. I know he’s going around promising final two’s to everyone and I tried to talk him out of it but he’s too blind to see straight.

Syncopation: I feel like I’ve been extremely succesful. Every single one of these people honestly believes that I want to go to the end with them. Like, how much easier could this get?

Jazz: Shawn, oh, Shawn. You’re just making my life easier for me with all this sketchiness. You’re the perfect pawn and it’s gonna be gold to see your reaction when you’re put on the block.

Syncopation: They really ain’t ready for The Syncopation. It’s like ka-chow! When they least expect it!

Jazz calls the houseguests to the living room as it’s time for the nomination ceremony.

Jazz: I have nominated you, Pratyush, as I feel like you’re one of the biggest threats in this house. And since we didn’t really click, it’s the best I can do for my game right now.

Pratyush: Sure, do your thing.

Jazz: I have also nominated you, Shawn, as a pawn. You’re full of schemes and cannot be trusted by anyone in this house.

The Syncopation is clearly shocked.

Syncopation: I cannot believe you would betray me like that. You’ll regret this.

Jazz: You know what? At this point I couldn’t care less about which one of the two go. Shawn thinks he can get me scared? Oh go to hell! He’s everything I despise in this world.

Syncopation: This sucks. This sucks very bad.

Pratyush: Honestly I’m very very happy that they started fighting and what not. The less of a target that makes me, the better.

After everything calmed down, the houseguests were left wondering about the options that Jazz had and started to wonder about the whereabouts of a certain player.

Cass: You know, I was left wondering where the hell Kalani was this whole time. No one ever sees her and we have no idea of what she’s planning to do in the game.

Tameka: Kalani... How can I explain Kalani? She’s quite unique, that’s for sure. She just doesn’t have any idea of what she’s doing in this game.

Kalani: ...

Kalani: You know, I’ve been having the toughest time bonding with these people. They have nothing to do with me. They either have lived a tragedy or a perfect life. And I’m just... normal? And I don’t know what to do. I’m so confused.

Cass: She’s a total loose cannon. And I know for a fact she’ll screw people over just because she’s totally lost it. And it’s the first week!

Tameka: Kalani, baby girl. You’re beautiful. Now get your shit together and play this game or you will go home as collateral damage.

Jazz gets everyone together for the veto selections.

Jazz draws King.

Syncopation draws Houseguest’s choice and chooses Genevieve because she’s an ally.

Pratyush draws Tommy.

Syncopation: Well, I guess no one here will be trying to throw it, huh?

Pratyush: You can guarantee that.

It’s time for the Veto Competition!

Pool Sharks

The Houseguests will play a game of pool with large balls representing the players participating in the competition. One at a time, they will take turns trying to knock their opponent's ball into the swimming pool, eliminating them from the game. The last Houseguest remaining will win the Power of Veto.

The Syncopation, Jazz and Genevieve are the first ones out. Then, defying logic, Pratyush manages to defeat King and then Tommy.

Pratyush: Yup, I couldn’t be happier!

Genevieve: I’m glad for Pratyush, I really am. But now I’m worried for myself since Shawn just showed the whole house how close we are.

Jazz: Ugh, now it’s time for the apology tour. And I hate it.

King: I knew that guy would save himself. Now we’re exposed, screwed over and don’t know what to do. I mean, I know what should be done. But I think Jazz doesn’t want to do it for personal reasons.

Jazz: Guys, I got you together here because you’re my closest allies. And I need help to decide what to do.

Jared: We really appreaciate you for doing this, Jazz.

Danielle: Yup, don’t worry about it.

Chris: Now about who you’re putting up...

Tommy: It doesn’t really matter. As long as this Power 7 remains together, we’re solid.

King: I’ve said it and I’ll say it again. You should put up Esme.

Jazz: Sorry, but that’s the one thing I can’t. She’s a perfect shield for all of us. The whole house will want her out.

Chris: Okay, then why not Genevieve? She’s the next best thing when compared to Pratyush.

Jazz: No, but I also can’t... She’s just too unique.

King: I’m beginning to feel like you have a problem with nominating a girl...

Jazz: ...

Tameka: Don’t be silly. I have a solution for the nomination problem and also to prove there’s no all girls thing going on.

Jazz: Guys, I’m really sorry if I made you feel like I have some kind of side deal with all the girls. I should have listened to you. Truly, from the bottom of my heart.

King: It’s fine, babe.

Jazz: You know, I was really sincere with them. Even though I do have a side deal with some girls, King and the boys are also precious allies to me.

King: With this nomination, things are clear to me that even though Jazz does have some deal with the girls, she also has me as a valuable ally. And I’m gonna keep on pressing her just like I did throughout this HoH to have her do what I want.

Tameka: Jazz is playing a very dangerous game here. She is being very open about what she plans to do and I don’t know if the risk is worth it. If it is, she’s got this game figured out.

Pratyush reunites the houseguests for the Veto Ceremony.

Pratyush: I have decided to use the power of veto on myself today.

Jazz sighs and goes to the center of the room.

Jazz: I’m nominating you, Kalani, because I feel like we haven’t connected very well and I don’t know where your head is at.

Kalani: Ok, whatever.

Kalani: That was just so predictable it’s not even funny.

Tommy: Funny thing is, as soon as that ceremony was over, everyone was scrambling. Well, everyone but Kalani.

Kalani: ...

Kalani: I’m just out in the backyard, staring at the pool after taking a swim. And then I realize that if I want to have a chance to win this game, I better do something about it.

Kalani: Like, I’m doing this effort to talk to people and socialize because I just had a rough time trying to find something in common, you know?

Esme: Yes, I totally get where you’re coming from and I really appreciate you for trying to do this.

Tameka: Baby girl, as an older black woman, hear me out. You have to understand you’ll not always manage to find things in common with people. And that’s totally ok. It just means that you’re unique.

Kalani: Oh, thanks, mama!

Kalani: Honestly, I feel like I aced this. And I just hope to God it was enough to get me to stay and fight another day. I need this second chance more than anything.

Tameka: I see a lot of myself in Kalani. Lost and trying to have others accepting her when she has no need to do that. And honestly, I felt like after our conversation everything was really cleared up.

Syncopation: Honestly, I don’t think I need to do much. Besides Jazz who is a lying and betraying bitch, people would rather keep me in the game for their own sake.

Genevieve: I’m going through extra effort trying to save that dumbass just because he’s the one in trouble and since he already exposed us, him leaving would leave me even more in danger.

Genevieve: Guys, you have to work with me and take out Kalani. On top of her being a wildcard, the other girls are clearly trying to do something together and this is our best shot at stopping them.

Jared: Stop wasting your time, girl. My mind is made up.

Cass: Oh my God, did you need to be so cold?

Genevieve: My game is completely screwed, isn’t it?

Genevieve starts crying and runs away.

Cass: Jared, let me be real with you. The way you’re coming off to people, I know you have trouble with socializing and having conversations, but Jesus, there’s no need to be like that.

Jared: Are you sure she’s like that because of me? I think it’s just a matter of seeing her game fall apart.

Cass: I really feel for Jared because he doesn’t do it on purpose but I give it no time until someone drops him from their alliance. He’s so cold, like a robot! Beep, bop! Be a little more human, bro!

Jared: I really don’t see it, you know? Genevieve overreacted and so did Cass.

Genevieve: I was just so emotional and hurt, you know? I feel like it’s the pressure of the game along with everything in my life. It’s just tough. I needed to talk to someone.

Esme: Are you kidding me? Did that cornbread really say that?

Genevieve: Yes. Esme, can I be honest with you?

Esme: Sure, what is it?

Genevieve: Esme, I’m actually transgender.

Esme: Shut up! Really? Oh my God! That’s so cool!

Genevieve: Haha, you’re just so silly.

Genevieve: You know, I decided to tell her everything because for me, I can’t really bond for real with someone till they know my entire truth. And well... It’s not just that. *crying* I really need this money, man. I have been poor my entire life. I don’t remember most of my childhood because my mind just blocked it. There were just so many bad things... I remember mostly from when I was 16 on, I was homeless, but also had already came out as a transgender woman. And, despite of all my struggles, that made me so happy. Her Majesty, Claudette isn’t just a name for me. It’s who I am. It’s a character but it’s also my inner self revealed to the world. And I’m gladly showing it all to you.

Esme: I love Genevieve with all my heart. She’s my number one here. And Jared, go fuck yourself. My main goal now is to send his ass home.

Danielle: You know, the vote is coming up and I’m still quite undecided. Since I feel like voting out Kalani would be giving away the female majority, I decided to talk to her and see what she’s thinking.

Kalani: Girl, really. I just went out there and pretended I knew how to sing like I was freaking Beyoncé.

Danielle: Hahaha, you’re killing me!

Danielle: Turns out she’s totally hillarious and it’s a shame that people haven’t given her a chance.

Padma: Hello houseguests, it’s time for our very first house eviction. You will, one by one, go to the Diary Room and cast your vote to evict. First up is King.

King: Finally what I came here to do. I vote to evict The Syncopation.

Esme: I unfortunately vote to evict Kalani. Love you girl.

Cass: I vote to evict The Syncopation.

Genevieve: I hope the people who said they would vote with me vote with me. I vote to evict Kalani.

Chris: I vote to evict The Syncopation.

Pratyush: I really don’t know how this will turn out but I vote to evict Kalani.

Danielle: I vote to evict The Syncopation. You can go down in Big Brother Sims history as its very first boot.

Tommy: I vote to evict The Syncopation.

Tameka: I vote to evict Shawn. You’re a grown ass man, act like one.

Jared: For me and the many friends in the industry you screwed over, I vote to evict Shawn. There can only be one rockstar in this house.

Padma: The votes are in. And by a vote of 7-3...

Padma: The Syncopation, you have been evicted from the Big Brother house. Please grab your belongings and say your goodbyes.

Syncopation: Unbelievable...

Syncopation: You know what? Screw all of you guys! #@$!

Cass: Was that really necessary?

Chris: Yeah, man. Go home. It’s the best thing you can do right now.

Padma: Let’s welcome Shawn, aka The Syconpation!

Padma: Shawn, why did you think it didn’t work out for you?

Syncopation: They were all jealous of how unfamous I am and they are all still trying to make a career out of being reality show failures.

Padma: Really? And who are you rooting for now?

Syncopation: No one, I’m done with this shit.

Next time, on Big Brother Sims...

Did you hear what she just said? What the hell, man...

I never thought I could find someone that would be so much like my brother in this house!

This is a crazy ass plan and I doubt it will work.

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Big Brother Sims: Finally, It’s Time to Meet the Host!

We’re glad to tell you that international superstar host Padma Patel will be joining us as the announcer of evictions and everything Big Brother-related!

Sources claim she told producers she’s “very glad to be joining this incredible project and hoping to help make it a huge hit!”

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Big Brother Sims: Meet the Last Two Houseguests

The full cast is now out. Let’s meet our final two contestants.

Chris Harding

Age: 26

How would he describe himself: Gentle, Sympathetic and Well-Mannered.

One thing he likes: Football.

One thing he dislikes: People who smoke.

About him: Chris has been playing football since he was 14, and it was after college where he has been playing it professionally. Even though there are home jerks that give football a bad name, Chris is a gentle soul who likes to help people when their feeling down and wants to be everyone’s friend. He just doesn’t see the need to act like he is better than everyone. What also makes Chris stand out is that he is openly bisexual. He did think he was straight until he was 19 where he had a one night stand with another man, which was when he knew he liked both genders. He was nervous about telling his teammates about his sexuality, and apart from some exceptions, they were all generally accepting. He is going into this game as a nice person and will leave the game the way he arrived. Plus he is single, so if there is a single girl or boy in the house, he isn’t afraid to get flirty with them.

Tameka Johnson

Age: 42

How would she describe herself: Tameka is a very intelligent woman. She naturally gravitates towards women usually the same age but can befriend younger ones. She's open minded to all people, even if she doesn't understand them. But one thing about her is that she isn't that trusting of people a first, especially in this game.

One thing she likes: Fashion. Tameka is very into fashion since she was little kid and has always kept up with magazines to see what celebrities are wearing. She's also loves wearing bright colors and when people get impress by her outfits.

One thing she dislikes: Tameka is very peculiar when people touch her stuff without her permission. She'll explain to someone once the first time to not touch her stuff without her permission. But if you kept doing it, she'll eventually snap on you. She also hates the colorism in the black community, believing all black people are beautiful.

About her: Tameka came from a very tight-nit family. But growing up, she was the black sheep because of her darker skin. She was constantly made fun of them for it until her parents, who went through the same thing, got sick of it, immigrated legally to the US, and cut off all contact with them. In the US, she was the a people magnet, where she was able to draw in a lot of men and from around the town with her beauty. She eventually picked a shy, nerdy white girl who had the biggest crush on her. Now, she's still with that girl and living happily with her and her adopted teenage daughter.

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Big Brother Sims: Same Difference Twist Announcement

Meet twins Danielle and Diego Oak. Despite sharing a womb and living together for all of their childhood, these siblings could not be any more different. And it’s up to you which one will be joining our cast. And more: they will be played by me on the Interactive Template.

Danielle Oak

Age: 25

How would she describe herself: Party animal, fun, living in the moment.

One thing she likes: Parties with hot guys.

One thing she dislikes: People who worry too much.

About her: A true defender of the carpe diem lifestyle, Danielle is here to prove that she can do what it takes to win. After dropping out of college much to her parents’ dismay, Danielle began living on her own, working as a yoga instructor. She has had many on and off relationships and will flirt with every breathing creature in the house if necessary. Her plan is to bamboozle the guys and possibly create an all girls alliance to control the season.

Diego Oak

Age: 25

How would he describe himself: Geek, shy, socially awkward.

One thing he likes: Anything related to pop culture.

One thing he dislikes: An unsolved puzzle.

About him: Always the perfect child, Diego went to college to study Computer Science due to his parents’ pressure, as it wasn’t exactly what he wanted. Despite not having much trouble with his studies, he has loved cooking and criticizing food since he was a child and intends to become a chef. He believes Big Brother will allow him to free himself from these chains others have restrained him with and be the motivation he needs to follow his true dreams.

Vote here: https://strawpoll.com/311kc1dp

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Big Brother Sims: Meet the Next Five Houseguests

Big Brother Sims is getting closer and now it’s time to meet five more contestants. And be ready for a special twist that will involve you, the public!

Alex King

Age: 25

How would he describe himself: Arrogant, Fun, Flirty, Witty & Determined.

One thing he likes: Parties, especially ones with booze.

One thing he dislikes: Wet Socks. So uncomfortable.

About him: King (he prefers to go by his last name) has succeeded in everything he's ever done. He is attractive, in law school, and very charismatic. He expects everyone in the house to be wrapped around his finger. He has a girlfriend, but will still flirt with the girls, and maybe a guy or two if they're into it, and will bro down with the guys to get them all on his side. His biggest flaw is because of his talents, he often underestimates others and doesn't expect people to do what he says, not oppose him. He hopes to win, because student loans are expensive.

Esme Greenwood

Age: 29

How would she describe herself: Accurate, Tactful and Unemotional.

One thing she likes: Drawing.

One thing she dislikes: Obesity.

About her: Around a decade ago, Esme was brutally beaten up by a group of thugs, and was in a coma for a few months, but thankfully recovered. Ever since then, she decided she didn’t want to be some weakling, and went to the gym regularly to get her strength up. She even went to taekwondo classes so she can learn self-defence. A fews later she applied for a job as a correctional officer, and if those juveniles think they can take her, they have another thing coming. In her spare time she likes to draw things as it help to calm herself down, and also goes to the gym so she can vent her frustration. She recently got divorced and decided to go on this show to help her get back on track. She will do whatever it takes to win, even if it means having to play the villain.

Jared Dalsgaard

Age: 29

How would he describe himself: Eccentric and Calculated.

One thing he likes: Cowardice.

One thing he dislikes: Judgement.

About him: Jared grew up in an isolated town where he was heavily ostracized for being different than everyone else. His only coping mechanism was playing his bass guitar. When he went off to college, he met some people who he would eventually form the metal band Flash Flood with them. They became widely successful and their songs were hits. Although famous, Jared doesn't let fame get to his head.

Jazzra “Jazz” Simpson

Age: 22

How would she describe herself: Loyal, Kind, Helpful, Gullible, A slight flirt.

One thing she likes: Her family, work, coffee.

One thing she dislikes: Most candy, unprofessionalness.

About her: Jazzra, or as she likes to go by, "Jazz" wasn't the most fortunate kid growing up. She lived in the poor neighborhood of the city, and had to eventually drop out of high-school to get a job to support her family. She works as a personal assistant to a celebrity, and she is extremely grateful for the opportunity she has given, as her family can now have a full meal on the table. She hopes she can win Big Brother by playing an honest game, and being a loyal and respected player.

Shawn “The Syncopation” Voldoski

Age: 23

How would he describe himself: Sneaky, Evil, Flirty, Ruthless.

One thing he likes: Drumming, Women (Especially dumb ones), Fame.

One thing he dislikes: His family, people smarter than him, losing.

About him: The Syncopation is a villain in every sense of the word. He came from abusive beginnings after his mother walked out on him and his abusive alcoholic father, and so much angst was built up during teenage years that he occationally snuck out and joined a band as their drummer, writing songs about his life traumas. Eventually, his band hit the big time, and he has used his natural scrappiness to get by in the music industry, manipulating higher-ups to better himself and his band. He has flirted with, and cheated on, numerous women in the industry, just to gain notoriety, worked with big producers only to stab them in the back, and now has numerous people feeding from his hand. He wants to play the same way, and he will do anything to win.

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Big Brother Sims: Meet the First 5 Houseguests

Big Brother Sims is almost here and it’s time for you to meet the first members of our cast.

Cassietta “Cass” Darden

Age: 31

How would she describe herself: Cass is loud and boisterous. she likes to be the center of attention and has almost no filter, blurting out whatever she feels like saying. She is extremely Liberal and strongly believes in speaking up against injustices. She has an infectious laugh that is heard often, as she’s not difficult to make laugh.

One thing she likes: Candy. She has a real sweet tooth for chocolate in particular.

One thing she dislikes: Silence. She hates it when it’s too quiet.

About her: Cass was raised by a single mother. When she was 10 her mother started dating a man, but Cass quickly learned he abused her. Her mother put up with the abuse though so he would support her and her children financially. when Cass realized exactly what was happening and learned of other injustices, she became a social justice warrior. She currently works as a waitress at a Keg, but spends lots of her time at rallies and volunteering at shelters. She wants to win Big Brother to donate the money to help people in need, and maybe keep a little to herself for a job well done.

Genevieve Friege

Age: 23

How would she describe herself: Her Majesty, Claudette (aka Genevieve) is a super social person. She has a persistent history with major depression and major anxiety, which sometimes comes out in super stressful situations. Despite this, she does her best to “keep it light” and make everyone around her happy and laughing (when appropriate). While sometimes she’ll miss social cues, she’s very open and understanding and will always listen when told she crossed a line and try and not repeat that same mistake. She lives for music, theatre, and dancing, and is quite good at all three, and she is SUPER into fashion, especially high fashion. She loves nerdier games like Warcraft, Fire Emblem, Kingdom Hearts, Warriors Series, Dragon Age and many others. She’s also a huge anime fan, with her favourite anime being Oda Nobuna, due to her love of the time period. She’ll often just casually talk about people from the Sengoku Jidai of Japan, as well as the Three Kingdoms period of China.

One thing she likes: Drag.

One thing she dislikes: Bigots.

About her: Genevieve was born into a poor family and grew up in a less than stellar situation. Her home life was rough, and she doesn’t remember most of it as she’s blocked it out. Her memory pretty much begins when she became homeless at sixteen. At this point, she was already out as a transgender woman. Her outlets at this point also were already history, anime and video games. At age 17, Genevieve began to get into drag and the character of Her Majesty, Claudette was born, taken from her tendency to use royalty in usernames, as well as based off Judge Claude Frollo from the Hunchback of Notre Dame, whom’s song, Hellfire, was how she got over her stage freight. Genevieve had a consistent history with homelessness, poverty and debilitating mental illness. However, at age 19, Genevieve was able to get her life more in order, started doing Drag full time, and now she performs Drag consistently, living her passion.

Kalani Millington

Age: 23

How would she describe herself: Sassy, Dramatic, Entertaining.

One thing she likes: Succeeding.

One thing she dislikes: Ignorance.

About her: Kalani Is known for her bright and fun personality. Though some people think she causes trouble and others think that she is very dramatic, they all know she has quite the personality.

Pratyush Takalikar

Age: 20

How would he describe himself: Cold and Calculating.

One thing he likes: Winning.

One thing he dislikes: Whiny Brats.

About him: Worked as a contract killer since 19.

Tommy Parkinson

Age: 19

How would he describe himself: Systematic, Selfless.

One thing he likes: Gambling.

One thing he dislikes: Burnt Toast.

About him: Tommy just recently got out of school, and instead of going to college, he wasted on all his money of gambling and was kicked out of the house. He is currently living with his aunt and uncle, and is seeking help for his gambling addiction, and wanting to make adds to his parents.