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CBS with a nature loving S/o!

Notes: (minor mention of stalking, sfw)

Since he came back from the dead, Christian hasn't spent nearly as much time in nature as he did. The life of crime has mostly kept him in the city, with only a few occasional confrontations in the nearby forests.

However, his S/o reunites him with nature again, whether it be walking, sight-seeing or bird watching.

Christian finds it strangely relaxing. No people to scope out as potential victims or threats, no constant noises of cars, just him, his love and silence. Most often when they go outside he'll ask for a nap and almost fall asleep every time.

It's a rather strange sight, by a chattering river, the brute of a man has his head in his S/o's lap as they soothe his head, his hat over his face, breathing softly as his muscles de-tense for the first time in a long time.

He finds hiking itself a bit boring, but he mostly sucks up his dislike to make his partner happy. He instead thinks of it as a physical excercise and just to tease his partner, chooses more difficult paths.

"Why are you there?? There's a path right here!" His S/o says, having followed the intended, narrow path upwards.

Meanwhile, Christian is on a small dropoff, gripping the rock and tree roots to keep himself from falling "Don't take me on a hike if you don't want me climbing shit."

His S/o sometimes loses him on their outings. He wanders off for whatever reason, needs to take a piss or to just stalk someone else and convince them to not return ever again. And then he returns to his love business as usual.

If they encounter animals, Christian is ready and eager to act as the knight in shining armor. He's ready to take on a family of bears if he needs to protect his beloved.

His S/o yapping about nature is something he never knew he needed. There's something different about nature knowledge than gossiped tea that he's heard a hundred times.

And due to his more relaxed demeanor in nature, it's where his partner can get him to open up a bit more and to talk about things on his mind.

If Christian sees his S/o is upset at loggers, poachers, or anyone else disturbing the peace of nature, he'll personally deal with them. It's his way of favors.

He helps his S/o with foraging. He's not too keen on berry or mushroom picking, he's absolutely useless at that, but bones and discarded antlers are definitely his specialty (if his S/o appreciates that).

If his S/o gets injured or is exhausted anywhere, he pretends to be annoyed before scooping them up and walking home.

Even if he is slightly reluctant to travel, when it's possible, he does take his partner to world-known nature locations. He's happy when they're happy, so a few trips don't hurt.

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A little drawing of my oc Evelyn with her spoiled lynx

I'll give you a month of good luck if you ask questions about her

I need someone to talk about her to

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The council mandated that I make this doodle as part of standard freak fortress initiation procedure

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When Christian is sick

(CBS x S/o)

I caught the flu in february and almost died so this is inspired work right here

Christian rarely gets sick. The man doesn't get phased by the common cold or something like that, no matter what he goes through, hot or cold, sun or snow.

But when he does get sick, he acts like a villager in the middle ages and his immune system gets a run for it's money.

You best bet he absolutely hates being sick, he hates that his body is dragging him down and he can't go cause chaos or go on massacres. He tries to defy his S/o and tries to go anyway, but soon comes back on his own because he realizes he physically can't do it.

Christian coughs, wheezes, sniffles, sneezes so loud his partner can hear him from anywhere in the house. They could be doing something calm and easy, and suddenly they'd get startled by his sneezing or coughing fit. And if they have pets or neighbors, those will be concerned too.

He's very unlike his usual self and can be a tad grumpy, less energetic, lethargic, almost, but not outright angry, especially not at his S/o.

Christian will make faces like a child at medicine his S/o gives him if it tastes bad. But he is no expert on medicine and what he needs to drink for what, so he reluctantly takes whatever they give him as long as he gets better from it.

"Ugh, it's that black as hell syrup again..." he scowls as he glares at the spoon, his voice a bit raspy. Right on que, he coughs a few times, his whole chest recoiling: "oh shit..."

His S/o brings the spoon closer to his mouth: "And that is why you need this."

Christian pouts before giving up: "Fine...but that doesn't change the fact it tastes like forbidden liquorice." he takes the medicine and his face furrows, but manages to gulp it down. "Argh, that's disgusting..."

"You've literally lost limbs, cough syrup won't kill you."

His partner must be careful though, if he does get a bit better, he might try to out-manouver them and they'll have to force the medicine down his throat.

He may get a bit gross and wear the same clothes for the entirety of his "sick leave" from massacres, but his S/o makes him take showers and take care of himself.

Also acts like a vampire, Christian needs as minimal light as possible in the rooms he's in, just hidden away from the world until he's back to his fresh, energetic state.

When he's sick for mulitple days he eventually but reluctantly embraces being laid away and doing nothing while being fed warm meals and sleeping. Even he can't deny being a tad lazy feels good.

Insists on getting his partner to stay close to him. He is disappointed that they can't be in close physical contact, but he also knows it's best not to make his S/o sick as well.

To make up for not being able to cuddle his partner, he ends up randomly watching them from a distance. Say, they're in the kitchen making something and he just...looks at them with his head barely peeking through the bedroom's doorway.

Though, Christian doesn't like being too dependent on his S/o to take care of him. Both out of being a burden to them, and because he believes he should be able to take care of himself. So he makes up for it when he gets better in any way his S/o wants.

Speaking of recovering, he acts like he's on the top of the world afterwards. His S/o just lets him have the confidence boost for a little bit, but Christian really does appreciate them helping him heal.

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Welcome aboard, newbie

CBS x Freak!Reader

Reader becomes a freak and is taken in by Christian

Notes:(Reader has moments of derealization, CBS is being CBS, reader's powers or appearance are not specified, features my headcanons, reader is confused and scared, not feral)

You don’t know how or why it happened. There was fear, there was shock, then emptiness, then this.

You wander the dark alleys, spontaneously taking turns despite not knowing where they'll lead. Like a lost stray dog, you look around with wide, paranoid eyes, you don't know what to expect after what just happened. One moment you were on the ground, laying in your own blood, the next, you rose in a different body, with a different mind.

You can sense yourself being different, your heart doesn't beat like it used to, your lungs fill your chest like never before, your ears hear everything, you feel every breeze and dried flake of blood on your skin, you can't tell if your hands are shaking in fear or strength. Where are you, what you are, why have you been overhauled completely, you have no clue.

You take a turn into a more lit area, a single light from a building's backdoor guides your way. You practically drag yourself to sit down and lean against the door. You sit and take a look at yourself, if it actually is you. You look at your shaky hands, then try to clench them into fists to convince yourself this is real.

You hear a muffled noise that sounds like "Hey", it catches you out of derealization and you look around.

Then, something more clearer: "Oi, you." it echoes through the alley.

You look up and turn your head to the side. There stands a tall figure in the shadows, but you can see a machete's blade reflecting the luminescent light. No- one better, two machetes, both of them in the figure's hands.

Your survival instincts kick in, but unfortunately, not well enough. Your legs fail you, you scurry away from the figure while on the ground, letting your limbs take you where they can. You're not sure if the figure is real or a hallucination or a Grim Reaper with an accent, but you don't want to find out.

You accidentally place your hand on a glass bottle, it rolls as you put your weight onto it, sending you to the floor. You let out a groan as your head hits the hard concrete, but you don't get to get back up before a muddy boot pushes your torso to the ground.

Your gaze goes upwards and you're greeted by a mysterious face. A black beard, a black mullet, red sunglasses, and a grin.

"And where were you planning on going, eh?" He asks, his boot pressing a tad harder onto your chest.

You take a moment to process your situation. Your mind races with questions before you settle on one: "W-Who are you???"

He chuckles, he always feels a bit cocky when he gets to introduce himself: "I'm the Christian Brutal Sniper, mate!" He leans down, bringing his face closer to yours, "And I would carve you, if I wasn't obligated not to." he rolls his eyes, as if he's annoyed at that.

The amount of questions in your mind do not decrease, only increase. What was this guy playing at?? Christian Brutal Sniper?? He would've carved you if he was allowed to??

"Wait, wait, wait- Carve me!?" You try squirming away from under him, but to no avail.

"I just told you, I'm not going to! Don't rub it in." Christian slightly waves around his machete as he rants, then he moves the blade's tip to your face, earning a smirk on his face, "Unless you have the sympathy for me to have some fun."

You gulp, intimidated by the blade pointed right to your face. Then you realize what he's implying and quickly shake your head "no". His face falls, disappointed he won't get to blow some steam off. Christian takes a step back, relieving you of his weight on your chest. You manage to prop yourself up and look up at him.

Your eyes meet for a moment, but he takes to looking you up and down, he comments calmly: "Not too bad for a new freak. What's your name?"

You pause, then reply: "Uh...Y/n."

He hums, looking to the end of the alley. "Well, Y/n, you'll have to follow me."

Christian is about to start walking when you manage to say: "Wait, what do you mean by 'freak'? What's that? Where are you taking me?"

Christian rolls his eyes and groans, he's here to retrieve you, not answer questions. But just for a moment, he remembers how he felt when he became a freak, not as scared, but definitely confused and clueless.

He takes a breath before explaining: "A freak is someone that has been killed, but brought back to life with powers and or additional changes to their being."

You look down for a moment, you really did die. And now you're something known as a "freak", but now is not the best time to get emotional in front of a man who looks like a vampiristic cowboy.

You question further: "But...how? Or why? How can a person die and just...come back?"

Christian pauses, his own tone a tad more genuine and calm. He explains: "We're...not exactly sure ourselves. Our best guess is some sort of supernatural power just...decides to bring a handful of people back to life, usually ones that have someone to enact revenge on. And as to why, your guess is as good as mine."

Your anxiety is overpowered by a sense of...sympathy? So you're not the only one who's very lost after this surreal change. Despite Christian admitting to serial killer tendencies, he's the first and only person so far who's tried to find you, tried to lead you. You feel a pit in your stomach, but you have nowhere else to go, you certainly can't show yourself in public now.

"You...You were sent to get me. Where will you take me?" You ask with caution.

Christian puts away his machetes now that you're ready to collaborate, but it doesn't make him less intimidating. He answers: "To the Freaks' hideout. We'll sort you out there."

You nod, sounds good enough. You try getting up, but the events leading up to this have proved to be a bit draining on your body. Then, Christian reaches a hand for you to take, his expression doesn't show compassion, but it's still a nice gesture. You get up with his help, but you feel a slight flutter in your chest as he pulls you to your feet with barely any effort.

"Thanks..." You mutter barely loud enough to hear.

"Don't mention it." He nods to you to follow, "Come on, let's get you new friends."

You both go through the alley, with someone who has answers, the surroundings don't seem so scary and dark anymore. While you know he shouldn't be fully trusted, at least he didn't murder you in cold blood.

You decide to ask: "How did you find me anyway? It's not been that long since I..." You can't finish your sentence.

Fortunately, Christian doesn't make you complete your thought, instead, he answers: "When a new freak is born...or reborn- whatever, the existing freaks sense it, that another one of us is somewhere out there. And we're stronger together, so we try to get all the freaks in a big mob."

You make it to a rather dodgy pick up truck, but, again you can't complain. For the sake of not being too close to him, you go to get in the backseat. Christian enters the driver's side and gets the car going after a couple of tries.

After a few quiet moments, you decide to try and get Christian to talk: "So...is this your car?"

He is slightly caught off-guard by you initiating conversation, but answers casually: "Nah, I took the keys from some bloke I killed."

You are stunned into silence, but you're already slowly starting to get used to it in his company. "Ah...okay, I see..." Pause, then you ask. "Are all freaks like you?"

He shakes his head: "Fortunately not. Some are more sane, some are less sane than me, some dismember people like I do, some rearrange people's body bits, you'll get the feel when you meet 'em."

A pause again, now your face gets a bit pale.

"...and how do they treat the newbies?"

Christian sighs, he doesn't like the responsibility of taking in a new freak, but knowing the more insane freaks, he won't take the chance of you getting killed by one of them.

"Look, you can stick by me, just to make sure you get through the week. But you'll need to know how to defend yourself and stand your ground, got it?"

"Got it."

"Good. You'll need a spine to be amongst us." Then, he gives a chuckle, surprisingly, not a sadistic one, "At least, for the first bit, then you can be more unhinged."

He manages to make you smile the first time you've been a freak. "I get to be unhinged?"

Christian turns a bit more confident and leans back in his seat: "Yeah! You'll see, you get way more freedom as a freak. No laws, no rules, everything you could ever want is at your fingertips, it's not all bad, you know."

You lean against the window of the car, looking out to the city. "Hm. If you say so."

The conversation ends. It's still weird how fast you have gone from dying, to coming back alive, then almost getting killed again, then being taken to somewhere where this random Australian said it's safe. Maybe, just maybe, something will work out in this crazy new life of yours.

lol im back

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Guys should I come back from the dead again bcs I just had a crisis

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Finished the doodle with watercolours

He's a nasty dog (song stuck in head)

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Giving you this CBS doodle just in case the coloured version doesn't turn out good

Click for better quality for the love of god🙏

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YALL I FOUND AMBER AT THE BEACH TODAY

MY ANCESTORS WOULDN'T BE PROUD OF MY SCREEN TIME BUT THEY WOULD BE PROUD OF THIS

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I love writing in the sand

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I love chewing on your cbs he’s so tasty and your hcs feed me so much

Only my best for the people

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AGGH THAT PREG FIC WAS ADORABLE </33 maybe give us the version where the s/o actually births the baby??👀

Hell yea

Christian with a new family member (CBS x S/o)

Pt.1 (where his S/o is pregnant)

Notes: (the baby is like 0-12 months old)

Forgot to mention in the previous post but he'd prefer to have a son than a daughter but he could be a girl dad if he really wanted to. His S/o would just have to accept the fact that their daughter has a good chance of being raised to be a masc lesbian.

During the birth, Christian holds his S/o's hand, even though he won't show it, he's impressed by the strength his S/o has in their hand. Maybe he takes a good look at his hand afterwards.

Hell, if their baby turns out to have red eyes and black hair like him, he'll soften up from a gruff murderer to a proud dad real quick. Might even crack a small, accidental smile in front of the hospital staff.

Christian has a playful rivalry with his partner about their baby's first word. He's determined to make his child say "dada" when addressing him first thing.

He can't help but find his baby's laugh and giggles contagious. Whenever they laugh, he cracks a smile or gives a chuckle of his own. He also tickles his child just to make them laugh.

Christian sneaks around changing the baby's diapers. He waits for his S/o to acknowledge it before acting all surprised as if he didn't know. But he makes up for it at times.

He's a master at keeping the baby distracted and entertained, so if his partner needs a break or a nap, he'll play or watch some cartoons with their child.

Or just in general, whenever his S/o is visibly tired and asks Christian a small favor, he does it. His partner carried and birthed the damn demonspawn, all he did is chilled while all that was happening, makes it fair in his mind to help.

His partner tossed around in bed as their child cooed in their crib, holding the bars of the crib, they asked, clearly tired "Christian, can you get the baby...?"

Christian got up from sitting down on the bed and went to the baby, picking them up in his arms "Hey, little bugger, what's up?"

The baby smiled and kicked their legs at the sight of their father, making Christian chuckle. He cradled his child in his arms and suggested "How about we both go for a walk in the stroller? You like walks, don't you?"

The baby cheered, giggling. In the foreground, Christian's partner smiled at the sight before slipping to sleep.

He's usually a heavy sleeper but the baby wakes him up real quick. If he feels extra grumpy when he's woken up in the middle of the night because of the baby's cries, he'll pretend he's asleep, but if his S/o kicks him out of the bed anyway, he'll go to tend to their child.

Christian doesn't mind the looks in public he gets because he doesn't look like the type of man to have a child, let alone walk around with an infant. But all he needs is to look at his new family instead to ignore the haters.

Is secretly anxious about other people holding or interacting with his child, even if his S/o allows it. He'll be damned if anything bad happens to his baby he already needed a deep connection with his partner to create.

The only freaks he'd trust to hold his baby is Christian Pure Spy, Polite Spy and Intelligent Heavy. No one else, he might not even show his child until they're a few years old to the rest of the freaks when they have an understanding of wariness around strangers.

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Spreading the word

If you are bitten by the Freak identified as Christian Brutal Sniper, please visit the EVO City Medical Center for a rabies test.

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Christian with a pregnant S/o

Cw: (minor mention of sex, smoking and swearing at the very end)

I think we all know Christian isn't a big fan of kids, let alone raising them, but let's just imagine someone, somehow convinced him. (I'm running out of ideas, okay?-)

During the first few months, he just doesn't go out killing as often as usual, just to keep an eye on his partner and their well-being. He can be found more often cuddling his S/o than rampaging.

"Aren't you going out to kill tonight?" His S/o raised a brow, looking at him while leaned against him.

Christian casually replied while soothing their waist "Nah. Gotta keep you company."

(Very deep down he is anxious that someone suddenly might be out to get him and if they were to get to his partner and unborn child then he knows he would really lose it, but he'd never admit it)

During the last months, when his S/o's belly bump is already big, he almost doesn't let them leave the house. He offers to do the shopping and to do some chores to not make his partner be under any threat.

"Christian, I'm pregnant, not helpless. I can get some bread myself." His S/o reasons.

"No, no, no, no, no, I can get it." Christian stays stubborn, blocking off the door to them "I'll be back in a hunch."

Considering his genes, his unborn child kicks his S/o the most it can. When his partner shows discomfort from it, he soothes their belly while chuckling about what a feisty firecracker they're going to have to raise.

Christian doesn't mind making the bed into a nest if his S/o wants to be comfortable no matter the position.

Speaking of positions, he's a tad disappointed his S/o can't lay on their side to cuddle or lay on top of him, but that doesn't stop him from having a protective arm around his love while they sleep.

On occasion, they have naps together just for Christian to add to his protectiveness. He likes being close to them and imagining their child running around the house giggling and taking after it's father in energy.

He makes sure people in public know he's with his love with either words or physical touch such as holding their hand. The bigger his S/o's belly is, the more PDA is exchanged.

Even if other freaks tease him of being a future dad, he just shrugs it off with a smile.

He smokes whenever he is away from his S/o and not near or in the home.

Just make sure you plan out how Christian will last 9 months without sex first. Shit, make some tapes or something, otherwise you'll end up with a very pent up Aussie.

Sorry for dying for a bit again, august depression, y'know?

Pt.2 (where his S/o births the baby)

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NOO LITTLE BOSTON BOY, DON'T DROP THAT TOASTER INTO THE WATER 😭

Scout, dont do it (i cant stop posting on tumbler🥲)

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You go to a car rally with the mercs! Pt.2

Pt.1 ; Pt.2

Notes: Gn!Reader, can be interpreted as romantic or platonic!

Medic

Doesn't get the hype about rallies. In his words, why would you want to purposefully want to risk getting hit with dust and rocks and damaging your hearing?

A real killjoy. You end up standing away from the front row, dust clouds barely hit you, in the shade, no junk food. Basically a dull experience just because of his neatness as a doctor.

However, if a crash happens, Medic is the first to jump to help. No matter how much security tries to stop him, he'll be there on scene.

If you want an autograph from the racers, he'll insist on patiently waiting in line. He's a mercenary, but as a medic, there are too many people there to create a fuss.

Even if you couldn't enjoy it, Medic insists that the day was great. And maybe you can convince him to buy a piece pf merch to remember the experience.

Sniper

Isn't the biggest fan of rally, but doesn't mind if you want to go to one. He doesn't like all the people, the invasion of personal space in the front rows and the loud noises for something that's meant to be fun.

If the parking lot isn't too far, Sniper offers to sit on his camper's roof. It's clean, away from the crowd, and gives a good view of the track and cars. He can give you binoculars to watch the cars closer too.

Just watch out to not get heatstroke. He'll be fine, he's fine in the heat, but the scorching sun combined with a hot camper roof can get to a person.

Insists on bringing your own food. Sniper thinks that paying 2 dollars to have sauce on something is ridiculous and the fast food isn't too apetizing for him.

Be thankful he's not afraid to choose stray dirt roads to avoid traffic. Otherwise you'd be stuck behind a line of cars the rest of the day.

Spy

If you somehow convince him to join you to go to a rally, he acts like a VIP, period.

Spy has his own tent in which he hides from the shade and dust that comes his way. Sure, he sticks out like a sore thumb but that's the point.

Doesn't judge and judges at the same time if you decide to buy merchandise. On one hand, he spends thousands on suits, so he can't talk, but on the other hand, he doesn't understand if it's one of many rallies.

No fast food, obviously. Only his own brought meals and Spy might share if he feels pitiful enough for you after you get some overpriced fries for yourself.

Bribes the traffic control as the attendees leave to let him past first. People are confused when he just drives past them without a care in the world.

Btw you didn't miss anything, I did the Supports before the Defenses because I had more ideas for them