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Random sketchbook dump!!!

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Proud dad

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drink some fucking water

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Easter with Christian Brutal Sniper!

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(I tried to write the most common traditions so sorry if things you do in Easter aren't here)

Like with most holidays, he'll celebrate Easter if you celebrate it. He's not a big fan of Easter, but you can convince him to get into the spirit.

If you are religious and go to church, Christian will come along, even if he knows he doesn't belong there.

He helps you decorate the house, though his decorations won't be as delicate as yours, he still agrees to do them. Just hide the chocolate eggs and rabbits from him, otherwise they'll be gone before Easter comes.

He's overall very competitive and if you decide to challenge yourselves in some sort of Easter themed race, he'll do anything to win and both boost his ego and impress you.

When you go swinging, Christian is the one pushing you, but you better hope you're not afraid of heights. If he's in a mischievious mood, he will push you harder and harder until you're the highest you can go.

"Christian, you're pushing too high!"

"Oh, come on, don't be a wuss!"

"AHH! CHRISTIAN, STOP!!"

"What's that, love? Can't hear you, you're so high up!"

Feel free to slap him afterwards, he'll still be smug though, he knows what he's done.

Christian says no to costumes, even if they're matching. But when you catch him taking a nap, you can sneak a picture of him with bunny ears on. Just make sure none of the other freaks or his friends see it, then he might lose it out of embarrassment.

He paints the eggs with either blood or his theme colours black and red like the edgelord he is. And he teases you if you paint them intricately or in cute, pastel colours.

As for the egg beating, Christian, again, wants to win, even if it's against you. He'll laugh when you lose, but will get offended when you win and "ruin his masterpieces".

Even if you don't want them, he will eat the eggs afterwards, no wasted food in your house. Not with Christian under the roof.

Sorry I died for 4 months, needed some time off of tumblr

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Woah

This account is 1 year old

Time goes on 10x speed, apparently

Also, I have not missed seasonal depression.

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Words I struggle with as a non-native english speaker.

literally (istg this word has tortured me so much)

definitely (this one too)

unconscious (why the "s" in the middle there??)

environment (the only way I write this is by remembering it has "iron" in there)

business (why not buisness???)

cigarette

secretly (I've written this as "secretely" so many times.)

favor (why not favour??? It looks nicer)

opportunity

occurrences (why the two "r"s???)

absolutely

familiar

awkward (why not just akward??? it looks wrong with two "w"s)

each other (I've also written this as ''eachother'')

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I've realized drawing this little bastard is my therapy

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More silly thoughts cause I cant be contained

Just imagine christian with an S/o who's just, a small ass little bitch (tiny desk engineer) ,or christian who's just ridiculously tall as shit, like, just imagine how goofy they can be

Christian with a fierce, short S/o

Notes: kinda fluffy, no content warnings, size difference, height difference, short people discrimination by CBS (teasing), couple banter

Their dynamic is just Christian holding his S/o down by their head as they try to throw punches ferociously while he's chilling and smirking "HEY, STOP THAT YOU BASTARD AND LET ME PUNCH YOU!!" "Heh, short."

Christian loves, loves, loves to tease his S/o a lot. Most of the time, it's using their head as an armrest, reaching his arm out so they can't reach something and comparing them to small things like ants or mice. But his S/o can laugh at him when he hits his head in the doorway, so it balances out.

Though, if his teasing goes too far, then his S/o can just yanks him down to their level, and that's how he knows he needs to shut up. This is especially effective if his S/o has gone a bit berserk here and there because of anger.

Speaking of anger, he may think his S/o is a bit weak at first because they seem so small to him but when he witnesses how much anger has boiled up inside them and how much of a gremlin they are, he changes his mind.

Christian acts all smug and mighty when his S/o can't reach something and they ask for his help. He considers it entertainment when his S/o acts stubborn that they don't need his help and try to overcome their shortness.

If they get into a conflict then Christian straight up gets to lift his S/o so they can deliver some damage too. Just imagine, them having a tense conversation with someone and Christian suddenly lifting his S/o so they can kick someone in the face.

And if they have to run away for some reason, Christian takes the wheel because it would take too long to adjust the seat and they'd most likely crash or his S/o hides in a vent or something but he needs to run instead.

Also, if someone else makes fun of his S/o's height, he'll laugh a bit too, he's too used to it. But once he sees that they're mad and release all their fury on the other person, he goes quiet and supports their violence.

To be fair though, he finds the height difference cute and loves to be able to just wrap his entire body around them while being the big spoon. Also, there's a lot of comparing their body parts like their hands and seeing the size differences.

And hey, at least they don't get any clothes mixed up because Christian's shirts are like dresses for his S/o. Not that he doesn't mind seeing them in his clothes.

Christian loves carrying his S/o around, doesn't matter how. They just feel so light to him and he can't help but pick them up like a cat every time.

Christian also loves having his S/o on his shoulders to help them. Something like going to a concert and them not being able to see anything, so he lets them chill on his shoulders and be higher than anyone else.

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Holy shit

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Feeling like this rn

Every time I draw now I feel like I'm getting worse and worse feel like I don't know what I'm doing. Art has been such a big part of my life but it feels like it's run it's course and I hate it.

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I need to come back to this every once in a while

Dear fellow writers,

‘Said’ is beautiful. Please use it more. It isn’t anything to be feared of hated. It’s not boring or overused. It makes all the other dialogue tags more special when they’re used on occasion.

‘Said’ makes your writing less cluttered. It can be a simple way of reminding the reader who is talking without bombarding them with synonyms.

“Use it along with action to make it more interesting,” she said, picking up her pencil.

He smirked, and said, “Or with expressions and body language.”

“Or,” she said, “just as a quick reminder of who is talking.”

“And if you know who is talking, a dialogue isn’t always necessary.”

Of course you can use other dialogue tags, but please don’t exclude ‘said’. It’s heartbroken from being ignored.

‘Said’ is beautiful.

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250 posts!

Cool

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Happy Halloween! 🦇♥️

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Fantasy au? BUT cbs as the king with a renowned knight s/o: who was a guard of an enemy king that fired her, so she became cbs' knight and murderous wife with promise of the king's head before the wedding

Do whatever you want with this!

King!CBS x Fem!Knight!S/o (Fantasy AU)

Notes: Forbidden love (kinda), I replaced "S/o" with ''knight'', S/o is Fem!, CBS is sometimes referred to as "King Christian"

Cw: Mention of cannibalism, Gore (handling of a decapitated head), mention of murder, mention of assassination

The rejected and confused knight wandered the lands endlessly, hoping to get someone to guard with her life. Through sun and rain, through cottages and taverns, she eventually found the dark king's castle.

Tales of his dungeons being the darkest and most merciless in all the lands made her stomach swirl. Threats from his guards about him eating unwanted visitors' livers for dinner as she was escorted to meet the king himself. She kneeled before King Christian with her heart almost jumping out of her throat.

"You're one of King Charles' knights..." He slightly snarled at seeing one of his enemy's knights in his castle.

"Not anymore. Apparently, I wasn't loyal enough." The knight replied, trying to sound collected.

It was subtle, but King Christian noticed how the stray knight slightly clenched her fist in frustration. It made him curious of what she could do when she's fueled by wanting to take revenge on King Charles, who just so happened to be an enemy of Christian's. But he wasn't yet convinced of letting her in his army.

Convinced that she wouldn't last, King Christian sent the knight for dangerous tasks, such as slaying a bear for a rug, fetching a bag of goblin teeth for a mantle and a sacred flower protected by the fiercest elves. Though, he was surprised when the knight returned with everything he asked for.

Impressed, Christian let her join his group of personal guards, but that didn't stop her from exceeding more than the other knights. This went on for a while, she kept up a good performance and eventually she became a sort of right-hand to him.

Not only did he want to have a brave knight by his side to seem like he was important or just for show, it came in handy quite a few times too. Like stopping assassination attempts, or murder plots, or attempts to poison him.

Though, having his knight by his side so often, made King Christian realize he didn't have a queen. Well, alright, he knew that, but he realized that he wanted someone to rule his kingdom together with. He felt insuperior to other kings, for once. Other kings had queens, while he just had a loyal knight.

Christian may have considered a few ladies from neighboring kingdoms but his eyes soon drifted over to his knight. What would she think of ruling a kingdom with him? He doesn't know, but might as well find out. What would the kingdom think? Wait- who cares? He's the king and he can do whatever he pleases!

He hadn't noticed it, but the knight already had a soft spot for the king. It seemed silly, she was just a knight yet she was in love with royalty, with her own king. It seemed like they could never be.

That was, until King Christian admitted his feelings towards his knight and started to give her luxurious gifts to show her that she's really special. Though this all needed to be kept a secret to not let any rumors spread to other kingdoms.

It may have been suspicious to other castle staff on why the king and his closest knight spend so much time in private, but he just threatened them to not ask questions. It was forbidden love, yes, but the two really felt passion for one another.

After some going back and fourth, Christian finally asked his kingdom's finest jeweler to make him and his love rings with only the best stones, he felt ready to make a knight into a queen. His queen. Though, when he proposed, he noticed something weird in her eyes.

"I'm just a simple knight, I don't deserve to be your queen." She looked at the ground, wanting to accept the proposal but something stopped her.

"Love, don't say that. I'd move mountains for you." The king, once again, showed his secret. more sympathetic side and placed a peck on his lover's forehead before looking at her again "Are you alright?"

"If I'm going to be your queen, I don't want King Charles getting in the midst of it all. What if he finds out I'm marrying you?" She looked at him again, though her eyes were unreadable.

"Are you saying-''

"I want to kill him, he wronged me. And I want to show how grateful I am that you gave me a chance." The knight now had a determined look in her eyes, giving meaning to her words.

"Go on then. Get back at him. For us." With a smile, King Christian put his hands on her shoulders and sent her off.

It takes a lot of scheming and plotting to execute King Charles' downfall but when she's ready, she leaves with a promise to come back in time for their wedding. The king is left with all the preparations, though the franticness of it all and his love being who knows where gets to him at times.

It's a few days before the wedding when the king stands alone looking through his window, anxious about his love's return. Just about when he thinks about trying to look for her, she comes through the door, slightly panting, covered in some bruises and blood, dragging her sword behind her and gripping King Charles' head by it's hair.

King Christian rushes over to his beloved knight, cupping her face softly. He makes sure she's alright before taking the head from her, looking at it from all sides, and praising her. "Look at that, he's still got rosy cheeks."

He takes one last look at the head in his hands and uses his thumbs to push up it's lips, trying to make it smile. "Cheer up, mate! You're going to a wedding!" The slight messed up line makes the knight chuckle.

He then hands the head back to his knight with a rather soft look "As my last order to you while you're ''just a knight'', get this to the doctor, he'll get his skull for us."

The wedding is huge, a lot of flowers, furs, decorations, music, drinks, traveling the kingdom, and everyone knows about it from how grand it is.

If his wife wants to, she can still be murderous and fight. Christian doesn't complain though, he loves to see her by his side and covered in blood, guts and anything else that comes from slaying.

Ok I think I might get out of writer's block with this one (forgot to post anything original for like, a week)

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I'm proud to say that I'm from the same country as tingus pingus

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This is me once a week or so

CBS fans remembering that CBS is a actually a victim of torture and abuse who was psychologically damaged to the point he killed his own abusers only to be betrayed and almost burned alive by the “red spy” who was blue spy probably costing his body probably permanently burned and not actually a silly emo man who just kills people for fun.