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writing resources masterlist.

i have to admit. my first reason for doing this was to spite my brain because it wouldn’t write. so, instead, i made this. 

so here. 160+ links. gathered from a million questionable google searches, and some more crawling through mobile chrome tabs for 11 hours. anyways, enjoy!

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doodles…Vampire!hector&ernesto/ marco(miguel) and hector from the early concept animation/grown up miguel&socorro(+hector) :/

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Beastars Titanic AU

bonus frames and sketches on my twitter because tumblr only lets me post 10 images at a time,,,,

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OK SO- funny thing. I discovered that there was a Beastars week- AND THAT I MISSED IT SO I decided to still do the prompts bc I can and u can’t stop me!!

Day 1 and 2 - Dorm Life and Movie Night

Additionally, this comic makes 0 sense timeline wise, so just consider it a fun lil AU where everyone is happy, and Legosi is dating Haru and Louis thank

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yeah, I did it. I’m obsessed with them. 

HERE’S MY BEASTARS PLAYLIST.

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Kimi no na wa AU Beastars

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“Don’t ship them they’re not gay” *ships them harder

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Louis: Happy birthday, sweetheart.

Legosi: What?

Jack: Yeah, happy birthday!

Legosi: But it’s not my birthday??

Louis: Your birthday’s April 9th.

Legosi: Yes?

Louis:

Jack: Legosi, what’s the date today?

Legosi: Sometime in March?

Everyone:

Louis: Honey, no—

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Legosi : Louis...

Louis: Oh no, 'Louis' in b-flat.

Louis: You're disappointed.

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Gellert: I have an idea-

Albus: No murder.

Gellert: I have no idea,

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Gellert, seeing Albus: Wow…he’s so handsome.                

Abernathy: Don’t feel like that. You’re handsome, too.                

Gellert: I’m not jealous, Abernathy. I’m gay.

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Gellert: My bloodline ends with me.

Albus: That’s the fanciest way I’ve ever heard someone say they’re gay.

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“Gellert... You’re such a pain sometimes.”

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Harry Potter fandom after Crimes of  Grindelwald (feel free to add)

Literally Everyone: who the FUCK is Aurelius???

Theorists: alright guys it’s simple professor mcgonagall isn’t our mcgonagall

Theorists: WELL UM MAYBE IT’S A TIME TURNER SITUATION

Critics: Absolutely awful. It’s like it was set up for sequels.

Fans: what. just. happened?? like NO

Other Fans: okay guys I actually really liked. sure it wasn’t *amazing* but it was still pretty good

Johnny Depp Haters: how. dare. they. cast. him. acting was awful

Shippers: NEWTINA NEWTINA NEWTINA 

Other shippers: NEWT X LETA NEWT X LETA

Other other shippers: HOW DARE THeY DO THAT TO JACOB AND QUEENIE

Leta Lovers: WHY. DID. THEY. KILL. HER.

Hot Dumbledore: Damnbledore, Dumbledamn, Hawt Dumbledore, just Jude Law in general 

HAWT: OMG Theseus Scamander = yES. Newt = YEs. Leta = YES. Dumbledore = YES. WHOLE CAST = YES

??:what was nagini’s purpose?? 

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I didn't know wtf happened in that moment. Was strange HWBSBDKBZ

Fantastic beasts and where to find them The Crimes of Gridelwald: ends

Me: what the frick frac frikkity fuck

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Gellert Grindelwald when he realises the medallion thingy is gone

Bonus: When he sees it again with Albus

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So for your recent story post about Albus being sick and is so out of it he's mooning over how perfect Newt is reminds of the video of that man who got out of surgery but didn't recognize his wife cause of the medication (he had like temporarily amnesia) he was on but basically hits on his own wife and is amazed he's married to them and now my brain has the idea of Newt and one of his husband(s) so out of it they start flirting and mooning over him despite them already being married.

Perhaps all of them end up hurt after protecting Newt from some poachers and Newt has to give them a strong potion to get them better quickly and alleviate their pain which makes them feel confused and they don't recognize his husband at first.

Theseus starts telling Newt he's someone important in the Ministry and has captured dozens of dark wizards just to impress him (while laying on a bed the magizoologist made appear; each of his husbands has their own but they're in the same room).

Percival ogles Newt shamelessly every time he comes back to his bed to check on him.

"How are you feeling?"

"Better now that you're here, beautiful." The Director says, winking.

"Do you know I love redheads?"

"I know, Gellert," Newt chuckles.

"Would you marry me?"

"I'm already married to you, Albus."

"But–"

Before Theseus can say anything else and the others start pouting, Newt grins.

"I'm married to the four of you."

"Really?"

"But you're gorgeous!"

"How did it happen?"

"Was it a nice wedding? What about the honeymoon?"

They fall asleep quickly after that, with huge grins on their faces, although when they wake up some of them feel a little bit embarrassed, but Newt is actually glad he has such sweet men as his husbands.

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