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*takes gulp of vodka straight from the bottle* my day was fine
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My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them.
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your children will probably attend school with someone named Naruto
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I’m a little bit more than upset at my DNA tbh
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