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How's this the same mf who commits mass genocides and eats babies 😭😭

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this is going to sound so ubnoxious, but i saw a lifesteal confession and immediately realised that im probably guilty of the exact thing it was talking about (people mostly caring about branzy when it comes to lifesteal and clownzy). but after a minute of thinking (🤔<- like this) i could kiiiinda pinpoint why and i thought it'd be interesting enough to vocalise, at least.

in my head, there's a very clear line between "the guy whose vidoes i watch while eating lunch" and "the guy i make fanworks of." even though its technically the same guy. i love watching branzy's videos. he's extremely entertaining and talented. but i also have a separate version of him that's based on the character he plays. the guy who in many cases has a story that ends up being very tied to clowns. being the most important person to the deadliest guy is a compelling character and i find that very fun to explore in writing. admittedly the bit they've got going on where they flirt unprompted is still kinda peak and that is definitely something i'd want to see more of.  very chill about it though. *wink*

however, and this is where i wholeheartedly agree with everything in the confession. i really dislike it when the comment section on branzy's videos mention clown in a video clown's barely in. cc!branzy could spend five hundred hours working on a minecraft project and if clownpierce happens to be eluded to, then that's what a lot of the comments will be about. now i LOVE clownzy crumbs because i'm a pathetic individual, but there are so many other things to talk about in branzy's non-lifesteal content than the gay bit he did two years ago. 

anyway here are some elements of branzy's character that i really appriciate bout him

he is like a jack of all trades. sure he's not the very very best in any field, but he's a great builder, great redstoner, great at survival things, great at the game in general. i think his strongest trait is just how dedicated he is to whatever he decides to do. he loves a challenge, he loves overkill and theatrics, he needs mental stimulation and work or else he dies.

in after hours smp he commited so many crimes... so many. one thing i loved is that for that video he had to research these crimes and come up with a minecraft equivalent. he's extremely creative and his brain works in weird, sort of morbid and somehow also cutesy ways.

or in the video where he's building a computer in minecraft with rek. one moment he doesn't get what's happening and he asks rek to "explain it to me like im a puppy" or something. and it's such a silly little moment but i like that he just found no shame in asking. in general he's just very down to earth and shameless.

he is not in any way morally upstanding. if he saw a big read button that said "press this to kill one hundred random children" he'd not hesitate. if the button was protected with top security measures he'd do whatever it takes to get past them. he does not care about good and bad. please never give him morals.

his love language is killing his friends for fun

okay here's a personal preference but he needs to have some wacky job. if you're writing this man he needs to be money laundering. or running a pyramid scheme. why would anyone put him in a school, or a cafe. he's a palm reader who sucks but takes money before readings and runs away. he's running a sweatshop and all the worker uniforms are weird costumes. he's a janitor but he uses special access to steal things. he has one hundred different identities. why am i describing stanley pines.

moving on.

there is so much love in him. he loves the craft (insert trademark mark here), he loves the people around him, he finds joy in pretty flowers, he finds joy in setting pretty flowers on fire.

many more things to say but the gist is. bramzycraft....

he's a dad now and i think that's beautiful. buuuuuuuuut the baby doesnt have anything to do with toxic yaoi (that we know of... 👁️👁️) so how important is it REALLY.

clownzy jesus out.

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pri(de mon)th

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Hi im New here Pleas.e Don't kill Me . here is NONAMESMP Party they will Party forever.

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art trade with @shearfer

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catboypierce posting who cheered

he knows btw. im going to explode myself

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creatures!!! keels over and dies

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Petition to add Branzy to the Realm. He'd go so hard. He'd go crazy. He'd spend three days straight creating a super machine that maxed out every skill at once and also unlock the nirvana flight (despite it being disabled) and then while he's walking away from it he'd trip and fall into a creeper hole and lose all of his lives consecutively. Plus, it might motivate Clown to log on.

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sanrio x chiefzypierce! individuals under the cut

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returning to my mc roots: clownzy post

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saw a post that’s like “imagine u stop aging at 18 until u meet ur soulmate” and some1 quoted that saying “imagine u purposely never find ur soulmate so you can be immortal” and wow . that’s so fuckung clownzy coded

clown purposely avoiding meeting his soulmate so he can be this Big Evil Villain and then he just . meets branzy on accident . and freaks out because he’s no longer immortal . and branzy is SOOO happy to see him because he was looking for his soulmate for such a long time. and then they make out sloppy

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i hate clownzy so much *falls to my knees in agony*

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After you get death banned, your face and general details of your existance are erased from everyone's memory by the server, since you techincally don't exist anymore, until you get revived. Like, everyone still remembers the idea of the banned player, that they were there, what they did, who's freind or enemy they were. But the face is blurry and it's hard to recollect their features, what they wore and how they sounded, even the name is hard to recollect at times. That's why lifestealers build statues, memorials and graveyards for them. Why they take a lot of pictures of each other, both friends and foes. Why they carry their teammates photos with them at all times and why some hold onto a picture of themselves in their inventory. That's why destroying those things is like killing the banned player all over again. Something something, you're not fully gone as long as you are remembered by at least one person.

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miss unstable universe!clownzy SO MUCH omg . they haven’t even interacted 1-1 on screen but The Things They Say About Each Other . GOD.

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hello, i bring more clownzy doodles (i promise i will post proper drawings, at, uh, certain period of time) silly interaction with my friend below

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clownzy reblogs appreciated :3

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over-psychoanalyzing blorbos is healthy and needed enrichment for the girlies in order to avoid over-psychoanalyzing themselves. like giving a dog a chew toy in order to redirect chewing on its hind legs