today is not my birthday
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"at this moment our audio recorder picks up-" and it's the most unintelligible noise you've ever heard
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ohhh fuck off. someone learned my summoning ritual again. ill be right back
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i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.
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having a crush as an adult is so embarrassing i’m literally too old for this. i should be busy with my blacksmith apprenticeship or something
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i like hanging out with u
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that little chunk of chocolate at the bottom of the drumstick cone reblog if you agree
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Little goops of fun 🐹
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The most terrifying thing is to accept oneself completely.
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Fire Lord Zuko passing a law that forbids challenging anyone under the age of majority to Agni Kai
Fire Lord Zuko waiting until the day he reaches the age of majority to pass this law, lest anyone think he is a coward
(No one. Literally no one would have thought that, but it’s generally regarded as a very classy move regardless)
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im basically normal if you really dont think about it
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don't listen to them babe just keep opening more tabs in your browser
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i hit rock bottom like every 5 hours
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what if i kissed your
forehead and told you that
you're enough.
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being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot
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