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"moral compass" you're the one telling people to kill themselves???
I did. I did do that.
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No Snakes, Yes Snakes
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Dude my coworker left a scrumptious cookie unattended
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dont talk to me til ive fucked my coffee
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forgot to poke air holes in the crotch of my pants and my penius died:(
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better to have a fitted sheet than shitted feet
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