My sex drive is honestly scary like I don’t chill
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to all my lesbians, i adore you, you’re doing amazing <3
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i ain’t no weak bitch but i didnt deserve to go through half of the things i’ve experienced
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sorry to get romantic on main but i want to go to an art museum and hold hands with someone i care about
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If you’re scrolling through tumblr trying to distract yourself from something you don’t want to think about or you’re looking for a sign that everything will be okay, this is it. So, breathe. Relax into this moment. You’re alive & that’s all that matters.
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Sometimes you gotta just pace around a room and give yourself your own damn TEDtalk
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sorry I haven’t replied to ur texts I’ve been overwhelmed by literally anything that’s ever happened or will happen
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no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore
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“But the age of consent is-”
Okay but hear me out: stop trying to fuck kids
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the real personality test: reblog this w/ what apps you have at the bottom bar of your home screen
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planning your stupid shit-ass fucking novel:
you can know the ending or the beginning but if you know both then you will never ever sort the middle out
why do i need more characters can’t this plot resolve itself without me introducing more characters
i am going to kill literally everyone in this chapter here and then i can just ride the trauma wave through to the next act
there isn’t room for the romantic subplot
there isn’t room for this subplot either
this was meant to be a minor point why is it taking over the entire second act
[research this] *never researches it*
stop obsessing about your framing device and sort out the plot holes
stop obsessing about the likely reaction of tumblr to individual characters and sort out the plot holes
fine just fucking live in a plot hole you piece of shit
is this the same team dynamic as the last four books
yes
it’s my fucking novel i’ll write what i want
oh god what if no one likes it
stop writing imaginary reviews from people who hate you and sort out the plot holes
right i’ve sorted out the middle but now the ending doesn’t work
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(wakes up at reasonable hour) (stays in bed for two more hours)
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*sees moon*
*remembers outer space*
nice
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anyways. When can I start screaming
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