ceasarslegion
You did a bad job with me, god
25y/o 🇨🇦 third culture kid back in my passport country because i could afford the student loans. because I get a lot of harassment, I will not turn on anon, but I will respect your wish to remain private if you still want to send an ask and you let me know (assuming you respect me) gaymer. He/him only. On this page you'll find leftist politics, good vibes, my opinions that no one asked for, high art shitposting, and all my top-tier interests. I'm also an atheist, a theater kid, and a furry so if you can't handle that without resorting to harassment I suggest you go steal some middle schooler's lunch money instead. otherwise I try to keep all three of those topics properly tagged
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Im putting "pedophile" up on the shelf until you people learn to stop using it to describe consenting adult relationships with age gaps and consenting adults who have dd/lg kinks
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You said I have nothing. You were wrong. I have love, hope, and I have faith. These things are not weaknesses. They make me what I am. An exorcist.
The Exorcist (2016 — 2017)
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Things that work in fiction but not real life
torture getting reliable information out of people
knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour
jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact
calling the police to deescalate a situation
rafting your way off a desert island
correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes
effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else
ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences
heterosexual cowboy
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i’m obsessed with the alzheimer’s group on reddit
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has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment
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dirty confession: i'm a teacher and my ex had a teacher fantasy so i'd talk math formulas before we did the do and after a while I was curious so i said the quadratic formula in public and he automatically got a boner and we broke up because i thought it was really funny and wouldn't stop doing it
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
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its rude to reblog things from people you arent mutuals with fyi. :/
💀 my brother in christopher
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Parents really post stuff like this online and wonder why their kids don't trust them
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you wouldnt survive an hour in the asylum they raised me in
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got so high I got scared and had to get out of the car to calm down and a coyote immediately sprinted out of the underbrush and stalked towards me
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I made a Cooking by the Book edit starring Marcille and featuring Senshi
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ppl managing to live where they grew up is really bizarre to me
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