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its odd that multiverse arcs seem to have entered the public consciousness as a marvel thing, when to me they're fundamentally from the least funny bit of any given rick and morty episode

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sexual orientation does not apply evenly to all modes of sexual expression- exhibitionism is one where arguably it actually hardly applies at all. if a straight couple has sex in front of a mixed gender audience, are they both bi? if the audience wasn't mixed gender, is it at all likely either performer would not be aroused by being watched?

you might say that it's different to have a particular viewer you seek out, but i don't think that's true. being watched in such a situation is a vulnerable place to be in, and it's reasonable to want a viewer who you trust. no reason you have to be sexually attracted to them. even with some light participation id say if your attention isn't on the fujo you're definitely still all the way gay

the real question is of course can a straight guy get off having gay sex for his fujo gf?

If you're a gay man who only fucks men but has a fujoshi voyeur you like to include, would you consider that at odds with your sexuality or no. Discuss reasoning

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You can't have it both ways. But you can have it two ways.

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Weed doesn't do anything. It's the coughing that makes you high.

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Anybody notice they're making women too beautiful and gorgeous lately?

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Tomorrow Ye Will Get Your Pay

Dual Timeline Historical Fiction - 90k words

New Bedford, 1867 Amos Cudjoe, a harpooner on his second voyage, joins the crew of the bark Wampanoag, hoping to earn enough money to return home and marry. Before he can step on board, he meets Tobey, a greenhand freed by the Civil War, looking for something that he isn’t going to find. Amos loans Tobey his last name, and his friendship, and ties their fates together in their dangerous hunt for oil. New Bedford, 2057 Marcus Ashton, a historical interpreter on a reproduction whaling vessel, finds Amos's journal-- and loses himself. As his life falls apart in the hottest summer on record, visions of the past and future offer no consolation for the present.

[Read for free on AO3] [Print/Epub pay-what-you-want on itch.io]

Cover image: Landing the Shore End of the Atlantic Cable - Richard Dudley

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ive seen this happen in real life 6 times and in television 0 times so however silly a behavior it may be i don't think it makes sense to call it a sitcom thing

The oddest recurring beat in sit coms is someone very dramatically breaking up with their partner and then acting hurt and betrayed when they fall into Some sort of rebound relationship- and, specifically, the narrative portraying this as, like, a basically reasonable and justified reaction.

You're the one who ended things!

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So who is white mao and why do white maoists believe in him instead of indian mao?

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there's a bunch of posts on r/geography that are "whats going on here" with some empty-seeming part of the world circled. and in the comments someone from the region will say "absolutely fuck all. just mud and drugs and the worst people in the world" with what appears to be a picture of the garden of eden

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at least the guy isn't like. married with kids. we haven't fallen that far

charmed by the ritual elements of catholicism, and certainly the traditions, but ultimately im not sure it escapes being basically some guy in a funny suit saying some stuff

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charmed by the ritual elements of catholicism, and certainly the traditions, but ultimately im not sure it escapes being basically some guy in a funny suit saying some stuff

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always fun to be at a family thing receiving the parade of wops

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putting growth hormones in my daughter's weed so she gets bigger

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broke: god created men but samuel colt made them equal

woke: men created nations but j. robert oppenheimer made them equal