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this morning on the news

I watched the story of a lettered cat

how about that?!

Max Dow PhD

from Vermont University

his cotton paws pound

the campus grounds

the tubby tabby

made my morning happy

I wonder what Max’s progenitors

would think of his

academic testamur?

or if his siblings will wish

to reconnect

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Blacky bit green.

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I miss my giant desk calculator. iOS calculator sucks, MS Excel sucks, this free solar-powered pocket calculator I found sucks, working with pencil and paper sucks and my arithmetic abilities suck even harder. I want my oversized accounting calculator back with the clicky-sounding push buttons. Why didn’t I take it with me when ordered to work from home? This beauty is from Thomas Mailaender's “Guinness Book” series.

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I’m loving it McDonald’s in Yass, on the Hume Highway in NSW, Australia, needs to work on its spacing (between the Golden Arches and the text) and kerning (that YA pair has none, making it look like a space). Submitted by Cam Ban.

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1. Hours of operation.

2. All other hours. 

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For my first team video conference I used my toilet as a background image as a joke. Colleagues thought I was actually taking a meeting on the can. Still, look at all that TP! And yes, I have an avocado-green toilet.

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My favourite public health message so far...

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You can guess the rest. Meanwhile an open bar tab was awaiting...

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Why does UberEats register my work address as a public toilet? Who orders dinner from a public toilet?

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Because it’s better that you know...

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Efate fling with a scrappy ebullient bitch.

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Holidays here I come...

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Captain Scrapface!

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Germination started a fire.

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Mud jacuzzi here we come!

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