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"Don't play dumb, Aiden."

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SHUN AKIYAMA, THE MYSTERIOUS MONEYLENDER

TAIGA SAEJIMA, THE INFAMOUS HITMAN

The blue one

KAZUMA KIRYU, THE DRAGON OF DOJIMA

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DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER

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this is genuinely some of the funniest shit i've ever seen. he just whips that log out of nowhere and starts hammering like a caveman in the middle of the street. hes so proud of his little sculpture. there was no better way to do a revelation for a man who doesnt own a cell phone

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Baka Baka Baka

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I’ve touched on it before but Rikiya’s death feels uniquely evil to me because they bring him back as a post-game bodyguard. You see him as soon as you beat the final chapter, waiting for Kiryu like nothing happened. It makes the game feel so awful and bittersweet.

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Me: Mikio really survived a sledgehammer to the head, huh? Every death in this game is a cop-out.

Me a few minutes later: OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE, SEGA-

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apology

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They shouldn't let me choose their nicknames

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Congratulations little buddy that's the worst anyone's ever done it

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this took me way too long

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listen.im italian.of course i had to draw this guy first

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Everyone asks about the ok corral but no one asks if coral glasses is okay