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Kyle, texting Kenny: Text me when you’re home safely.

Kenny: I’m home dangerously.

Kyle: Stop it.

Kenny: I’m home lethally.

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ohhh okay we’re all dying in a nuclear war within the next couple years then. nice knowing you all!

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ohhh okay we’re all dying in a nuclear war within the next couple years then. nice knowing you all!

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South Park time.....

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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

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The US bombed iran?-

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are we so deadass rn ☹️

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The conservatives who voted against Kamala bc they didn't want war.

Fuck you. Blood is on your hands.

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this blog hates donald trump

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Well, america seems to have bombed iran, specifically three nuclear sites.

bad for jews, good for israel, good for america.

everyone get your terror evacuation plans in place to get from work to home safely in a bomb type emergency.

maybe worry a little about the draft... trump might do it for shits and giggles, but at least draftees are more employable and get better benefits. honestly if you are on tumblr you are probably unfit to serve so don't worry too much.

jesus, all this could have been avoided if we collectively agreed a woman should be president just one fucking time.

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If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on

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Kyle: Rebecca told me I'm one of a kind!

Eric: Yeah, and my dad once told my mom he was coming back.

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sigh

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when a politician says “we’re bombing [x country]” and quickly changes it to “we’re not bombing them!!!!!” know that it was a freudian slip

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"The nonbinary afab who goes by she/her, dresses femininely, and uses a push-up bra when I—" when you what? What's wrong with her?

Is she not nonbinary enough for you? Is the way she experiences her queerness and how she presents not perfect enough for you? Nonbinary people don't owe you androgyny, right? So why is she the exception? Why does she have to hate herself to appeal to your standards? Why is she any less trans—any less worthy of respect—cause it's "not visible"? Queer solidarity my ass. Don't spout this bullshit on Pride, man.

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South Park Moodboard (Adults pt 1)