This is the funniest tumblr ad I’ve seen in, idk, some not crazy high number of days. Eat boiled eggs for breakfast and you too can become ripped and hug various friends. If you’re young you can hug a panther. Age 25-44? Hug another ripped man (perhaps he is also eating eggs.) Then for ten years you can hug women. After that though? You better believe it’s back to tenderly embracing predatory big cats baby.
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Waiting to drop in, April 2021
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if i've recently seen a good movie i start talking like an oscars presenter and saying shit like "the power of cinema is that the story reaches out to us while allowing us to reach out in return and immerse ourselves in it ..... we love going to the movies because as we enter the theater we enter other worlds.... but as we look upon the screen we may also see our own lives reflected....." and if i've recently seen a bad movie i start saying shit like "the terrible greedy film industry is cannibalizing itself and the state of movies has never been worse"
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studio ghibli movies must have:
old ladies
cool lesbian aunt
gorgeous forest/garden
little guys
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Wait wait. How do you get into the bathroom & master bedroom??
I figured it was just a mistake on the plan but I can't see a door anywhere?
I'm genuinely tempted to go view this place just so I can figure out wtf is going on here
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💛September Patreon Print: Yi Qi!💛
Pushing my dinosaur artwork into more sylised territory. Would love to hear what you think of this style!
This print is available through ✨this month’s Patreon bundle!✨
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Both were filled at the same time with the same water, only one had oysters.
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18 years ago he played us his song... happy Neil banging out the tunes day
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