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‘You better not be ninth doctor green screen lightning kill yourself when i get there’

Me:

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lestat’s tour bus goes crazy wow they’re bold like that

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society went downhill when u stopped being able to go on youtube and look up "[show] season 1 episode 1" and getting the full episode broken up into parts but otherwise completely intact and it had every single episode

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ace discourse on the dash in 2025 is a recession indicator

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they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

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you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

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They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body

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sometimes i feel ive got to

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No, no. I can have one more shot, I swear. I won’t start behaving like a flamboyantly gay pansy stock character in a pre-code film again. I swear. You can trust me. Darling, you must trust me.

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going on pinterest and commenting “hmm… i find this really.. pinteresting…!” on every single post i see

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today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

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“I’m just a girl” first of all you’re a grown ass woman second of all free yourself

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They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

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just remember, tense your shoulders, grit your teeth, take rapid shallow breaths and say to yourself ”oh shit, oh fuck, this is all my fault”

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I love Tumblr blogs because there's just a random frightening ghoul that says nothing yet we all love them