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Not to mention, Comey would have had to made up those memos he wrote months in advance, as he met with Trump, in case he was fired.
Also, one of these men has credibility and one is proven a liar on a weekly basis.
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The difference between 4am and 5am is late as fuck and early as hell.
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In light of Donald Trump’s recent Tweets and comments about strengthening the US’ Nuclear arsenal, I’m reminded of something Carl Sagan said:
“The nuclear arms race is like two sworn enemies standing waist deep in gasoline, one with three matches, the other with five.”
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me: oh my god dude can i please just focus
my fucking brain: yar har fiddledidee
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If you’re up really late studying for finals, try swapping your contact solution with coffee for a quick pick-me-up.
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This is the most genius thing i’ve seen in years. Thank you happytoast.co.uk 💯
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i was looking up 80’s slang for reasons and
i am so using this
and you should too
let’s bring it back
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