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Bella, the last real birthday any of us had was Emmett in 1935. Cut us a little slack, and don’t be too difficult tonight. They’re all very excited.
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“It’s just been my experience that some kinds of working relationships are better motivated by fear than by monetary gain.”
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me @ renesmee
me: ok so
me: you can eat human food... but you DON'T?
me: do you know how good chicken is?
me: mac and cheese???
me: THOSE CHOCOLATE COVERED PRETZEL NUGGETS WITH PEANUT BUTTER INSIDE?????
me: get the fuck out of my FACE
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