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No one told me immortality sucks ass can I get a refund please I hate it here
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Forgive me if this is a strange question but many planets do not possess this 'water' dubetance
What is it???
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Physics? Scientists will lose their mind if they catch be breaking it?
Ok, where do I find them?
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Set it on fire and eat it.
Would you rather battle 100 scorpion sized vultures or 1 vulture sized scorpion
At least I could crush a hundred scorpion sized vultures, the hell would I even battle a vulture sized scorpion with??
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When did that happen and how does that work-
Baby update: I’ve been having to change jumpers, I keep getting spat up on, newborns are something else-
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So one way we got worms the other we got the last surviving oak tree......
Yeah I'll take the tree?

OH MY GOD.
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Do I want to know?
Jonny attending his own funeral be like

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I don't bloody know what it's called.
‘M fuckin’ bored ‘nd it ain’t even the kind violence fixes
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I mean can you read the languages 90% of my resources are in
‘M fuckin’ bored ‘nd it ain’t even the kind violence fixes
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I ain't reading you a book I'd give it to you
Can you even read
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The fuck you want me to do then read a book or something
‘M fuckin’ bored ‘nd it ain’t even the kind violence fixes
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Can't be bored and antsy if you're dead.
‘M fuckin’ bored ‘nd it ain’t even the kind violence fixes
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Ok lemme shoot you in the face then
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Might not fix it but it'll give you shit to do dumbass.
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Fine want to blow shit up?
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I could fight you though :)
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I'll pass anyways
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