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i think about medic’s birds often but have never drawn them until now!

+ some archimedes-centric thoughts and headcanons

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PLAGUE! PLAGUE! PLAGUE! PLAGUE!

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Actual cat behavior my cats do that nobody ever gives to cat girls because you’re all cowards:

Swallowing bees whole

Chittering at birds they want to kill

Running in circles at 3am

Trying to lick your face no matter how many times you tell them not to

Trying to wrestle with everyone

Slapping you in the face when you tell them to stop doing something

Trying to get peoples attention by staring silently at them for minutes at a time

Trying to get peoples attention by repeatedly slapping them

Smacking the water bowl across the floor even though I just cleaned and refilled it

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dr pepper cream soda

^me going to take a sip of delicious dr pepper cream soda

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A cockatoo broke our rocket. :(

Gonna need a tiny bit more context here bud

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The struggle is real

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The struggle is real

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self-portrait

[riso inks: fluorescent pink/orange, black, yellow, flat gold]

prints available

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shows him to you

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summer of 74

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😄

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The Rodent

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Every day I wake up and wish all golf courses be turned into parks/public spaces/places for wildlife to flourish

We HATE golf courses here. being a golfer is a red flag to me

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A rookie mistake is getting out of things by claiming a grandparent died. You can do that a maximum of four times per person, and that's assuming maximum social atomization, where nobody you know is likely to talk to each other and compare notes and realize that five of your grandmothers have died of carbon monoxide poisoning in the last three months. The winning play? Dead Uncles. You can have any number of dead uncles, because who knows how many siblings your parents have? You don't even need to keep the stories straight because if you slip up you can claim it was two separate uncle deaths. You can repeat names, even, one on each side of your family. Uncles often die in memorable ways so you can get flamboyant with the specifics. Motorcycle accidents, firework explosions, prostate cancer, rottweiler training mishap. It won't be that weird that you aren't particularly torn up about it. Maybe you didn't like your Uncle

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hello bird people. this bird is outside my window. i dont know what kind of bird it is or why it is doing this. please advise

TODAYSBIRD EDIT: well that is a black vulture…I do NOT know why he wants to come in your home (is he confused by the reflection in the window? are you dead?) but he is certainly a bigger bird than i expected

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ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i was like “no i already delivered.” And she was like “How long ago?” And i was just like “two weeks.” And she said “wow! You look great! When i had my first son, i looked like a mess for six months. Is it a boy or a girl?” And i was just awkwardly like “a girl….” And she asked her name and i said Chernobyl and she was like “oh what a cute name! It sounds really familiar.” And i honestly just stood there going through all that and pretending i had a human baby two weeks ago named Chernobyl because i didnt wanna tell this poor lady i was buying baby clothes for my fucking baby opossum