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Me, after hearing nothing back from Canadian pet stores to find Gremmi more of her beloved carrots, now including photos of her with her carrots and her carrot stall into my emails as guilt tax:

Please have this carrot photo emotionally guilt you into shipping me these toy carrots from your country. Please. Give me the carrots. Let this cat child have her beloved toys. Please. Let my journey to find these toys and a willing shipper and suffering end. Don’t make me start emailing the South African, Australian or UK shops. Pleas—

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I saw this and I thought Tumblr might enjoy it

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the sun won't consume the earth for another 5-7 billion years.. plenty of time to chill (chills for 5-7 billion years) ah - the sun!!

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Finally got the ult mask >D

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Ripley (my parrot) says "you're silly" a lot because I say it to him a lot. But he also participates in both sides of this exchange: "you're silly" "no YOU'RE silly" "we're silly." Lately he has just been cutting to the chase and thoughtfully remarking "we're silly" over breakfast.

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she yearns for the tub water. disgusting.

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“Be curious about what you’re writing about” is not stock Common Writing Advice but it really, really should be. There are a lot of written works that fail due to the authors just being obviously incurious about what they are writing about.

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LMAO THE OTHER PERSPECTIVE

ORIGINAL

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incredible website

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youo know on this website i see ppl post things about other trans people that are borderline indistinguishable from anti trans threads/boards or kiwifarms. idk how to tell you this but idrc if u think someone is at a 'cringey' stage in their transition or they annoy u. that shits straight up evil. ur doing the opps work for them

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few things are eternal but ur arr era crush(es) is one of them

also psst, comms are still up for grabs for the month!

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ummmmm excuse me Human, i am noticing we are not petting me? i am a little baby of seven (7) years old and i have never been loved in my whole entire life (tragedy.) your eye balls must not have seen when i ran in front of your legs six times in a row. i will now Scream until this mistake is fixed

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Whats the opposite of a girlboss. Im like a girlfailure

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what if the new pope is problematic :/

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shapeshift!