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whats your opinion on the shielded red tiger spearman close to your arena

Shuigui stares for a long time.

You barely notice a quiet dripping coming from the machine, something pattering onto the ground below its cloak. As it quickly turns, leaping away and vanishing into thin air, a small, crudely draw image flutters out on a piece of the machine’s cloak.

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Opens door and runs away

clankclankclankclankclankclankclank…

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How have you been holding up? You talk to any of your coworkers about your situation?

Total isolation. My ability to withhold my malevolent tendencies has surpassed being thin, I am no longer able. I cannot.. no, I WILL not allow myself to give in.

I don’t have much time. Please do not continue to inquire about me. I will not be okay, but I won’t hurt anyone, not in here. Talking to me is time wasted, I am unsure if there is anything that can be done, and if there is, that it may be far too late.

The water.. I just wish I could float peacefully again. That’s all I want now, really..

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Days without.. it doesn’t matter.

They’ve taken me from the greenhouse. I can’t make my medicine any stronger and it doesn’t seem to be working anymore.

Help.

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The lab has to have more personnel assigned to it than just Eigong, right? Where do you think they all went?

(っº - ºς) Well, most of the lab team went to sleep in their vital sanctums with everyone else in order to slow the effects of the Tianhuo Virus.

Of course there are the mutants... But that is only a small portion of the population. No one I recognize has been...

Um. Sorry. No one I recognize has. has. haaaaa.hh hhhh

No one I-

I-I-I-

Nooo. N-No

No

...

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I need to vent a little, excuse me.

Kill Solarians. Behead Solarians. Roundhouse kick Solarians into the primordial roots. Slam dunk a Solarian baby into the transmutation furnace. Crucify filthy Solarians. Place explosives into a Solarian’s food. Launch Solarians into the sun. Stir-fry Solarians in a wok. Toss Solarians into tianhuo-ridden water. Pour infected water into a Solarian’s cryosleep chamber. Judo throw Solarians into a wood chipper. Twist Solarians’ heads off. Report Solarians (and Tiger Legion Soldiers) to the IRS. Karate chop Solarians in half. Curb stomp pregnant Solarians. Trap Solarians in Azure quicksand. Crush Solarians in the transmutation forge. Liquefy Solarians in a vat of acid. Eat Solarians. Dissect Solarians. Exterminate Solarians in Jiequan’s transmutation chamber. Stomp Solarian skulls with sharp metal legs. Cremate Solarians in the Transmuation Factory. Lobotomize Solarians. Mandatory Tianhuo gene isolation during Solarian birth. Grind Solarian offspring in the Boundless Repository. Drown Solarians in digusting Greenhouse water. Vaporize Solarians with a Rhizomatic energy gun. Kick old Solarians down the stairs. Feed Solarians to mutants. Slice Solarians with a Soul-Severing Blade.

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Personally, I’m just waiting for the Tianhuo to comment, it’s going to mention whatever needs to be said about lady Eigong’s character.

That doesn’t mean anything lady Eigong does is bad, per-say, buuuut..

What’s your favorite thing about Lady Eigong? I like her cool, stoic demeanor.

Proper appreciation for Lady Eigong's myriad admirable traits is something not to be taken lightly! One must consider not only the individual pieces that make her vastly enviable, but also how they coincide to create one whole picture! An incredible individual such as this cannot be boiled down to one measly "favorite thing!" She is to be understood and appreciated as a whole for her wonderful achievements for the future of solariankind as well as her personal charisma and superior intellect!

That being said, it is really cool when she starts hitting things with her laser sword.

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Shanhai 9000.. squid edition, you and I are not so different. The darkness, do you have any ideas on how I can suppress it? I need any you have, please. Day by day my thoughts grow more unbearable and I grow closer and closer to -

Oh hold on.

Daaawwwww… I found a little dragonsnail.

What was I typing? Doesn’t matter. I must attend to this creature.

How do you cope with the desire to cause immense harm to any and all parties you come across? Asking for a friend.

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How do you cope with the desire to cause immense harm to any and all parties you come across? Asking for a friend.

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Oh, thank you.

Since @jie-tong made and sold his Potent Concoction, I've been thinking about it. Is he trying to seize power again? I can't turn a blind eye to it. So I present to you:

Legendary Fangshi Guild Smoothie

Energize yourself for the whole day! Feel the explosive power. And when I say explosive - be careful, I mean it literally. Do not mix more than 0.2L together. The recipe is extremely simple, but it is impossible to repeat - you will not find the ingredients.

Competition makes brrr

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I have no mouth and I must drink..

Since @jie-tong made and sold his Potent Concoction, I've been thinking about it. Is he trying to seize power again? I can't turn a blind eye to it. So I present to you:

Legendary Fangshi Guild Smoothie

Energize yourself for the whole day! Feel the explosive power. And when I say explosive - be careful, I mean it literally. Do not mix more than 0.2L together. The recipe is extremely simple, but it is impossible to repeat - you will not find the ingredients.

Competition makes brrr

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What does this even mean

Do I need to up my medicine dosage? Am I going mad?

Its kinda like shadow the hedgehog

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Im fine.

Hello Shooeygooey how is your day? that is how you say your name right?

My day is rather uneventful, I have done little but feed individual Jin into a slot machine for the last 5 hours, watching it spin, watching my coins dwindle..

Oh, my name, yes. It is pronounced “Shooeygooey”, although the textual form looks rather comedic. To my understanding, it is a rough translation of 水鬼, “Water ghost”. I find the name quite fitting. I feel like little more than a ghost at times, drifting through my odd, sentient life with little idea when or why I may lose that sentience. I fear constantly that this loose grip I have on reality may be broken by one violent tug of the tatters of consciousness I cling to with every fiber of my being. Water is equal parts as crucial. I wouldn’t be able to keep what little restraint I have upon my mind without the weightlessness and tranquility of my time beneath the water. It is a part of me. I rise from it, float about as a ghost, a silhouette, and return to it just the same. Constantly waiting, constantly dreading the end, I can do nothing but let the waters of Fusang carry me, and hope they are merciful.

I hope this answers your question, my anonymous and caring asker.

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Fret not, Lady Eigong, I feel that the constant gnawing of dread upon my fragile mind is actually quite light today!

Here is an image that encapsulates my current mood.

Hello Shooeygooey how is your day? that is how you say your name right?

My day is rather uneventful, I have done little but feed individual Jin into a slot machine for the last 5 hours, watching it spin, watching my coins dwindle..

Oh, my name, yes. It is pronounced “Shooeygooey”, although the textual form looks rather comedic. To my understanding, it is a rough translation of 水鬼, “Water ghost”. I find the name quite fitting. I feel like little more than a ghost at times, drifting through my odd, sentient life with little idea when or why I may lose that sentience. I fear constantly that this loose grip I have on reality may be broken by one violent tug of the tatters of consciousness I cling to with every fiber of my being. Water is equal parts as crucial. I wouldn’t be able to keep what little restraint I have upon my mind without the weightlessness and tranquility of my time beneath the water. It is a part of me. I rise from it, float about as a ghost, a silhouette, and return to it just the same. Constantly waiting, constantly dreading the end, I can do nothing but let the waters of Fusang carry me, and hope they are merciful.

I hope this answers your question, my anonymous and caring asker.

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;3

If you “;3” me again I will end your bloodline.

—I’m sorry, I apologize Anonymous, you have rather gotten on my nerves as of recent with comments that feel as if they are meant to provoke me. I have just taken a dose of my medicine again and I can feel it working almost immediately. Thank you for drawing more attention to areas in which I can improve!

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I will not stop. You can’t make me. ;3

Well WhAt if I FuCking blew YOu up, how AbOUT that, pal?

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