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Merry crisis 🎄❤️

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happy holidays everyone <3 lets hope next year is better

“mistletoe? i didn’t take you for a romantic, crowley.”

“saw it in a film once.”

i’m a little rusty with realism so forgive me if it’s not my best work😖🙏

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about angels and their purpose 🪽💫

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Be not afraid 👁️👁️👁️👄👁️👁️👁️

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Today Aziraphale and Crowley went swimming at the beach. Aziraphale miracled himself an old-fashioned bathing costume, while Crowley just went in his underwear. The angel was scandalised, but Crowley emphasized that he was lucky he kept anything on at all.

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an inventory of anthony j. crowley’s flat

14 stress plants™ whose dirt has absorbed so much anxiety it would send anyone who touched it to hospital

1 lectern from exact geographical location of angelic rescue, retrieved when no one was looking as bomb sirens were malfunctioning for some reason

1 table that has inspired zero (0) fantasies of being plowed vigorously upon it by any angels at all 

1 throne, only incidentally covered in carved winged creatures, which was there when occupant moved in

1 bed, 6000-year-old white feather decoupaged onto headboard at owner’s request

1 pair of Vantablack sheets, obtained without the permission of artist with whom current owner is in bitter longtime dispute 

1 television/1 not television, depending on the time of day

1 sculpture depicting recreational masculine sport, for fitness inspiration

0 lights

1 sketch by artist with lustful designs, whose attention needed to be diverted for very important infernal reasons

1 safe containing 1 thermos of holy water, which has remained in safe for 50 years and has never been taken out occasionally and cried over

1 copy of Extremely Big Book of Astronomy, with “Holiday with Angel?” scribbled and then crossed out and then scribbled again five times in margins of section on Alpha Centauri

1 pair of snakeskin Louboutins

5 bags of cat food for Gorgo, the neighborhood cat whose cuddling and purrs are very annoying

1 citrus juicer

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🏳️‍🌈 Happy Pridemonth 🏳‍🌈

Aziraphale and Crowley always join the parade, with Aziraphale keeping it simple while Crowley goes all out.

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Clock...

So, just a quick intro for non-czech ppl, in 2010 they told us that there will be a new clock built in my city's (Brno) main square.

We got this:

it is a big black... clock. :D Since that was not "funny" enough it also gives glass balls, one each day at 11.

Apparently it can also tell time but nobody I know knows how.

Yes. There are many jokes.

Anyway, today I was at the Brno Pride Parade! :) ❤ and I saw this:

So:

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IneffableMay from Day 16 to 27, now back to my other projects

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In this scene Crowley says that he saw in a Richard Curtis film that all you have to do is put two people in the rain and, vavoom, they realize they are deeply in love with each other. Obviously he's talking about Four Weddings and a Funeral, the very romantic scene between Hug Grant and Andie MacDowell. And, in the beautiful speech made by Hug Grant in the rain, there is this phrase: “The truth of it is, I've loved you from the first second I met you.”

I've loved you from the first second I met you...

I find it adorable that Crowley likes such a romantic movie (after all he's a demon... these aren't the movies he should love). Oh, dear Crowley... You're so sweet...

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*Crowley wrapping his arms around Aziraphale* you’ve been possessed by a demon

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Today, while taking in a play in the West End, Aziraphale had to stifle a giggle when Crowley made the move on him: yawning, stretching, and casually wrapping his arm around Aziraphale’s shoulder.  

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inaccurate good omens part 18

inaccurate good omens master post

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Day 293 of posting Good Omens memes Everyday until Season 3

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Crowley is pissed👀

This is my first ever fanart. I hope you like it :)

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Nobody tell him.